if it does exist - just what we want for a boring Saturday night!

Paris - she would chew it!

for my husband. He chews a packet of gum each evening.

im off to go visit !!!

mines the one with a combo box of condoms

Yet another way to solve the Israeli/Palestinan demographic problem? Cull them from time to time with emphasis on women and children, sterilise the rest. Sorted.

So Palestinian youth will shag more... produce more offspring thus more potential Hamas recruits... Way to go increasing the enemy ranks.

"a Palestinian man reported his daughter had suffered "dubious side effects" from the sinister chewable."

Hmm...or is it something more like, the man caught his daughter shagging someone and said man had given her some chewing gum, and this is the way his [and no doubt her] arcane religious and political beliefs need to rationalise his daughter's actions and find someone else to blame for them?

I mean, "aphrodisiac" is a farcical idea in the first place isn't it? The very idea that you need something to make animals, especially the young human variety, have an increased desire to shag. D'oh.

Perhaps more farcical is that the few minutes, if she's lucky, that it would take 90% of teenagers to finish the act would have any serious impact on waging war, working, learning or whatever else is supposedly going to be disrupted by said shagging.

Evidence suggests that people shagging as and when they feel the need, hasn't had much impact on, well, the entire course of human evolution, civilisation and industrialisation to date. I doubt a few packets of wrigley's juicy fruit are going to change that....

It's their favourite technique for raising armies: portray sex as dangerous (as in this case, an action of foreign enemies and traitors) and/or dirty, surround it in social taboos, tell young men and women that they can't mingle socially with each other because God says it's morally wrong, hey presto! Ready supply of angry and frustrated young men with lots of time on their hands who you can convince to take up arms or otherwise pressgang and misdirect their spare libidinous energy.

(See also Orwell's "1984" for a portrayal of a secular usage of this strategy, but it works best for religions because they are already based on the assertion of arbitrary moral claims about human behaviour that make so little sense they have to pretend they come from some supernatural source...)

Pirate icon, because pirates understand that personal liberty and sovereignty over your own body is the very heart and bedrock of social freedom and everything else.

When will it be available in gents' bogs in the local boozer?

"Stick o' gum, love? It's a 20 minute taxi ride home..."

"Palestinian man reported his daughter had suffered "dubious side effects" from the sinister chewable"

He caught her masticating in her room.

I think you'll find most people subjected to one of those admit to being influenced by zionist plots!

PS.

@ Dr Jay

Thank you for making me snort coffee all over my keyboard!

And I have the very chewing gum to help you.

Must pop over to Gaza and meet Hamas, I've got this great deal on a bridge they can have cheap...

I suppose you buy this in conjunction with the new liquid Viagra. Great stuff, but taking it gives you a stiff neck.

Mine's the one with the Rohypnol flavoured gum in the pockets.

A Palestinian man reported his daughter had suffered "dubious side effects" from the sinister chewable...

Last time someone got cough being pregnant by her husband (who obviously wasn't involved) she blame it on "God" and see how we are 2000 years later.

Same place, different excuse, probably same effect... but at least we'll have chewing gum at church (except in Singapore).

Isn't this the culture that has a death sentence for girls caught batting their eyelashes? The cunning of the Israelis knows no bounds! Lashed by lust and artificially induced urges, Hamas are forced to slaughter their own women in the prime of their reproductive years, thereby eliminating the next generation of suicide bombers.

Epic!

Hi Sabine,

make your own

with my vast experience of taking and synthesizing amphetamines .you should get around a gram of pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine(its available if you look harder enough).Get a wrigleys chewing gum and measure out 50mg of the powder.wet the chewing gum and make sure the powder dissolves evenly around the chewing gum.

There you go! that will keep your husband *occupied for around 8 hoursl.lmfao

why dont my posts ever get ever posted I give you gold and you ignore me! this comment is informmative and onpost!

Oh thanks....i just replaced this keyboard.

Looks like you're gonna have to buy the keyboards in bulk this time. You owe me one too.