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Cyclists offered cut-price shag at German brothel

amanfromMars 1

Love for Sale .... Direct Current Feed Connection. 

Thanks for the Vital Traveller Rest Stop Information, Lester. A Priceless Service to Register Rendered.

Anonymous Coward

Next step 

Go

Remembering that man who was caught getting naughty with his bicycle in a hotel room, maybe next step for this brothel will be to offer a "private space" for cyclists too fond of their bikes...

HFoster

Errr... What? 

WTF?

I'd ask what the IT angle on this story is if it wasn't pointless.

Still, five points for LOL.

Neil 4

New Slogan 

Coat

"Come By Bike".

Anonymous Coward

My wife is supporting this initiative 

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Because if she don'y start doing the business soon I'm off to buy a bike.

Funny how the credit crunch can affect the availability of something that was free before you got married.

Anonymous coward for obvious reasons

scottboy

Ha ha 

So there's a discount if you come on the bus?

Anonymous Coward

Man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.... 

Happy

......but even a fish needs a ride now and again!!

Graham Marsden

Two nuns on a penny-farthing... 

Joke

... one says to the other "I"ve never come this way before"...

cor

Peddaling their wares.. 

Coat

- chain reaction in times of crisis

- saddle-sore but back for more

- best ride you'll ever have

- polish the helmet

ok, I'm off - mine's the yellow jersey..

Scott 19

Update 

IT Angle

The Tour De France today announced a change to the planned route.

And anyone that says whats the IT angle should be classed as a troll and given a 48 hour commentard ban, ah Ms Bee (thats what the icon i've used is for Mr HFoster).

Anonymous Coward

server design 

Pint

The menu:

http://www.danziger61.de/service.html

Mike Moyle

A new business opportunity...! 

Coat

Open a shop around the corner that rents bicycles for €1 per hour!

Anonymous Coward

Really? 

Coat

So in a week, more than 21 people found themselves saying, "You know, I would love to visit a brothel but I'm not paying more than €65 for it... Oh look. A discount!"

Mine's the one with €5 euros and a bus ticket in the pocket.

/dev/me

Was that here? 

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Where I read about an 'all inclusive' brothel in Germany? I think it was around €120 for an 'all you can eat' brothelfest...

...and yes, 'all' includes drinks and lady company.

Thumbs up for the Germans (nutch nutch, know what I mean?)

Anonymous Coward

Public transport? 

They run buses (or subways) right to the door? Methinks I need to move to Germany.

Fred Flintstone

Well, there are more solutions 

Translated: "it's cheaper without a room" -

http://www.quirit.com/qrt_site/NL/cart/images/cartoons/137.jpg

:-)

Anonymous Coward

Do you get another discount 

Paris Hilton

on top if you come in a jiffy?

Paris, in lieu of a Lilly Allen icon.

Rodrigo Rollan

Nationality check ! 

Coffee/keyboard

@Mike Moyle: form your name I gather you are not, but that Idea is the most Argentinian i've seen in ages...... Cheers from the southern land of the cheap !

Anonymous Coward

Ooh its cheaper there 

Go

Cheaper than in NZ - here it's $180/hr (thats about 90 euros). Not that I'd know personally of course, I found it on ter interwebs

Maybe German girls are not so attractive though

David W.

@scottboy 

"So there's a discount if you come on the bus?"

No, but you'll probably be arrested...

Anonymous Coward

@ NZ Coward 

Pint

Don't forget your velcro gloves ...

Big Pete

@Do you get another discount 

Pint

"on top if you come in a jiffy?"

They do have a 15 minute 30 € or 25 € if you come on a bike/bus (nudge nudge). That would suit me as i don't believe in wasting time.

Run the site through google translate and the second last extras option looks interesting, though best not mention the war.

Sceptical Bastard

Das ist gut 

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Lester Haines - 'Journalist Of The Year'

That's all.

lansalot

err 

70 euros a pop? What if you don't pop - do they put the bill on hold until you do ? Just exercise a bit of restraint and tell them you'll see them again tomorrow for the "finale"... Rinse, repeat etc.

alyn

Whats the IT angle? 

IT Angle

Depends if you're suffering from brewers droop