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A recession-hit German brothel has come up with a novel way of generating trade and simultaneously saving the planet: Discount shags for cyclists. Those arriving on pedal-powered transportation at Berlin's "Maison d'envie" bawdy house will get €5 off the normal price of €70 a pop for 45 minutes. Those who don't want to tire …

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Love for Sale .... Direct Current Feed Connection.

Thanks for the Vital Traveller Rest Stop Information, Lester. A Priceless Service to Register Rendered.

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Next step

Remembering that man who was caught getting naughty with his bicycle in a hotel room, maybe next step for this brothel will be to offer a "private space" for cyclists too fond of their bikes...

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WTF?

Errr... What?

I'd ask what the IT angle on this story is if it wasn't pointless.

Still, five points for LOL.

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New Slogan

"Come By Bike".

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My wife is supporting this initiative

Because if she don'y start doing the business soon I'm off to buy a bike.

Funny how the credit crunch can affect the availability of something that was free before you got married.

Anonymous coward for obvious reasons

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Ha ha

So there's a discount if you come on the bus?

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Man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle....

......but even a fish needs a ride now and again!!

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Joke

Two nuns on a penny-farthing...

... one says to the other "I"ve never come this way before"...

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Peddaling their wares..

- chain reaction in times of crisis

- saddle-sore but back for more

- best ride you'll ever have

- polish the helmet

ok, I'm off - mine's the yellow jersey..

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Update

The Tour De France today announced a change to the planned route.

And anyone that says whats the IT angle should be classed as a troll and given a 48 hour commentard ban, ah Ms Bee (thats what the icon i've used is for Mr HFoster).

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server design

The menu:

http://www.danziger61.de/service.html

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A new business opportunity...!

Open a shop around the corner that rents bicycles for €1 per hour!

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Really?

So in a week, more than 21 people found themselves saying, "You know, I would love to visit a brothel but I'm not paying more than €65 for it... Oh look. A discount!"

Mine's the one with €5 euros and a bus ticket in the pocket.

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Was that here?

Where I read about an 'all inclusive' brothel in Germany? I think it was around €120 for an 'all you can eat' brothelfest...

...and yes, 'all' includes drinks and lady company.

Thumbs up for the Germans (nutch nutch, know what I mean?)

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Public transport?

They run buses (or subways) right to the door? Methinks I need to move to Germany.

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Well, there are more solutions

Translated: "it's cheaper without a room" -

http://www.quirit.com/qrt_site/NL/cart/images/cartoons/137.jpg

:-)

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Do you get another discount

on top if you come in a jiffy?

Paris, in lieu of a Lilly Allen icon.

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Nationality check !

@Mike Moyle: form your name I gather you are not, but that Idea is the most Argentinian i've seen in ages...... Cheers from the southern land of the cheap !

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Ooh its cheaper there

Cheaper than in NZ - here it's $180/hr (thats about 90 euros). Not that I'd know personally of course, I found it on ter interwebs

Maybe German girls are not so attractive though

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@scottboy

"So there's a discount if you come on the bus?"

No, but you'll probably be arrested...

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@ NZ Coward

Don't forget your velcro gloves ...

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@Do you get another discount

"on top if you come in a jiffy?"

They do have a 15 minute 30 € or 25 € if you come on a bike/bus (nudge nudge). That would suit me as i don't believe in wasting time.

Run the site through google translate and the second last extras option looks interesting, though best not mention the war.

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Das ist gut

Lester Haines - 'Journalist Of The Year'

That's all.

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70 euros a pop? What if you don't pop - do they put the bill on hold until you do ? Just exercise a bit of restraint and tell them you'll see them again tomorrow for the "finale"... Rinse, repeat etc.

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Whats the IT angle?

Depends if you're suffering from brewers droop

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