Never heard of this Mein Kampf fella.

Too bad. I guess jokes about Palin's database would be out of line here? No???? OK!

Q: How do you tell that Sarah Palin has filled her intellectual database?

A: She quits working.

Oh the hand grenade is for the winey b#$%$.

He's off to a good start with multiple bangs and the f-word, and the paranoia and ethnic slurs look quite flamy.

But the quality of the flame quickly drops off after that. Where are the ALL CAPS, spleling eros, etc.? This smut is not worth more than, oh, 3 flames out of 6. And that's me being generous. He needs quite a bit of training before he can count himself one of the truly great flamers of today.

If Aaron Kempf loves databases so much why doesn't he go live there?

Meow.. get those claws into him.. nice :)

"No wonder you guys are no longer a super-power. Super-Powers aren't scared of a fucking database."

El Reg still has Super Powers if you ask me ;)

".....what people can and cannot do to Aaron Kempf." By the looks of things, some people have already been committing mucho, mucho abusive acts on Mr Kempf.

...makes me laugh - what a complete goon!! Aaron, if you're reading this, get a life, and stop being a gomper - seriously, you're just making yourself sound like a complete and utter tool!

Aaron = FAIL!

I, for one, will be unable to forget about Aaron, he springs to mind every time I fiddle with one of those death-dealing databases, That's the only problem with the intertubes, it all too readily turns an eejit like Kempf into a deathless meme.

It would validate my otherwise pathetic existence.

enough said!

Shouty Shouty because the empty can makes the most noise

Give him what for, Lester!

what's he worried about? Surely he has nothing to hide, after all it's only a bit of text in a database displayed on a pc....<Grin>

By his own fair hand it looks like Aaron admits to doing a bit of Harrassment himself.

From The Reg comments

[Quote]

"re: Yes, you can be arreseted for threatening to kill people #

By Aaron Kempf Posted Friday 1st August 2008 14:40 GMT

I know that you _CAN_ be arrested for threatening people.

I just think that it is consistently overplayed.

I got arrested for threatening someone on UseNet last summer.

I think that it's the biggest scam ever.

To think-- that some dude would take this fruitcake seriously-- is beyond belief"

[/Quote]

If the answer to Craig 12's question is "yes", can we have contact deets? I have some pent-up frustration and 4chan is down >.<

I've just been having a little look on Google for "Aaron Kempf" and, it must be said, the results are hilarious. Aaron, you can't have it both ways mate, if you're going to abuse people, expect to get some abuse in return.

I hereby request that El Reg continues to harass Aaron Kempf online as much as possible. Preferably with a massive database. Run away, Aaron! The databases are coming! The databases are coming!

I'm not sure a public response to a public statement, in a way that he'd only find if he went to the public place is harassment.

Clearly he's a figure of riducule not ire and while a more mature (I said more, not outright, though I'm sure we all wind people up for a laugh occasionally) troll would accept their fate, when banned or turned round most trolls whine. He's just trying, pathetically to turn it into the reg being the big bully, when he's clearly just upset it went wrong.

I found the last article on him losing it veryamusing.

Really .. his foul mouth needs a good squirt of toilet cleaner and brush.

We should be allowed to harass him online till his Mother tells us he's learned

his lesson. Meanwhile .. im going for a few cold ones.

Ric

You know for the databases to keep track of him...

The following are available...

aaronkempf.com

aaronkempf.co.uk

aaronkempf.net

aaronkempf.eu

aaronkempf.biz

aaronkempf.info

aaronkempf.me.uk

aaronkempf.org.uk

aaronkempf.org

aaronkempf.mobi

The one marked 'Post anonymously'?

Anonymous means that people won't know your name; you can write what you want without fear of reprisals or online harassment.

You'd have to be a complete moron to use your own name when viciously flaming people.

That or a total Kempf-head.

FAIL. For the obvious reasons.

"I'd rather have a woman than a Muslim"

Ergo, there are no female Muslims. LMFAO.

...about Webster Phreaky and his Kool Aid.

I think Mr Grease Monkey has it about right. Mr Kempf is found guilty of massive toolness.

Just Google Him, he's a complete knob :

http://www.tech-archive.net/Archive/DotNet/microsoft.public.dotnet.languages.vb/2007-01/msg02607.html

Fear of Databases ?

What about a Database of Fears ?

http://www.online-hypnotherapist.com/phobias_list.php?by=name

According to AK, I guess El Reg has something I will christen (and trademark - you have been warned) "essqueuellophobia".

Pints all round for the Reg crew. Mine's a bitter.

...not to harass him offline, but then he does seem to have his own definition for the word "harrass".

Let's get that database up and running, preferably using distributed open-source community-supported cloudware, then use it to capture, user-tag and geo-locate everything he ever does so a world-wide community, connected using viral marketeering, can share the workload (via aggregated Twitter, Podcasts and Wikiforums) to universally "HarRass" him, simultaneously incentivizing the maintenance of optimum efficiency and thus generating the smallest carbon footprint possible to deliver a dynamic example of just how green an integrated harassment mashup policy can be using Internetworked HarRassment 2.0.

...

Oh god, I think I just threw up.

Incident Report

Priority: 1 (affecting all users)

Subject: Getting spurious errors

Cause: Database is kempfed

Hehehe, Aaron Kempf is an anagram of Prank Me Oaf..... from his comments, he sounds like a fucking stupid oaf. The most stupider of stupid oafs on the interweb, quite possibly.

I think El Reg should start selling Aaron Kempf t-shirts, proclaiming, "the Databases are Coming, the Databases are Coming!!!" or "Databases Never Hurt Nobody" (does that double-negative mean that they did hurt somebody if they didn't 'hurt nobody'...?).

This time next year, Rodney, we'll be millionaires!

I get the impression he'll go away once his precious databases come in the inflatable, wide mouthed and astonished looking variety!

I wanna harrass him all over interwebs to the point at which he stontaenously combusts because with all those flames...

Mine's the one with "Medical Treatments For Acute SQL Posioning" in the pocket

After a google search seems like a very angry fellow ...looks like one too:

http://www.linkedin.com/in/aaronkempf

Anyone who thinks that he can spout the garbage he's spewed needs a lesson, and repeatedly. Nothing Kempf has said so far has sounded anything like an apology, or even the recognition that's he's capable of acting like a halfway decent human being.

Reap what you sow indeed. Try putting something nice into the world and see what you get back, sir.

Just google the fuktard and you'll see his general attitude is that of a trolltard.

Most of his answers are basically that of just calling someone names rather than an actual debate or exchange of information (any bets he's a foxnews viewer?)

And most of his answers are that of someone who's been educated via the back of a cerial box.

Anyway I hope El Reg continues to post any response's from people like this, as they tend to be cowards who only carry on in this way if they think they have some sort of support but will usually go away crying if someone stands up to them - as case in point.

It's Friday, I've got my father's day Ska cd's on full blast, and you give me this.

Heaven.

We don't want him to disappear from the web otherwise the rest of us wouldn't have someone to bait and tease when we're bored.

I for one can't stand cruelty to animals so when a turdtard like this appears it's obviously for the rest of our amusement, you've got to give some people a purpose otherwise they are a drain on humanity by not contributing anything, he falls nicely into this category.

Clearly his commentardedness isn't confined to just the reg...

http://www.cnet.com/8705-4_1-0.html?username=Aaron+Kempf

http://www.excelforum.com/1022439-post13.html

This guy actually has a job?

Of the rants I've found so far the one below contains an utter gem from Aaron, and one I find very tempting:

"GAG ME WITH A SPOON"

from

http://www.excelforum.com/excel-general/384823-the-best-elegant-solution-to-override-65k-rows-limit-in-a-sheet.html

I wonder if he's managed to find another job yet after his little '10mbit router issue'

http://www.tech-archive.net/Archive/DotNet/microsoft.public.dotnet.languages.vb/2007-01/msg02129.html

Given employers preference for a quick google I doubt anyone would take the risk!!

LinkedIn - nuff said?