Put her in a mixed doubles and watch the oposition crumble at the sight of those gazombas beating time - she'd be serving aces all afternoon.

Paris because she knows where her assets lie.

/off to Google 'sports bra'; it's Friday evening after all

When I was an MS database administrator, we didn't need breast reduction to make the world a better place. Tell you what, those Romanian tennis pussies would be straight up against the wall if I was Fidel Castro. Pussies.

...to look at a 17 year olds boobies?

For God's sake think of the chidren!!!

Mines the slightly grubby one with the copy of H&E in the pocket.

Boxer shorts at half mast!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm done.

The guy taping this held up the video camera for 5 minutes. Talk about endurance when faced with meat puppies...

Funbags are a GO!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

insert more sobbing here

Why oh why have thou forsaken me?

I can never watch tennis again :( *not that I did much of it in the first place*

/Lowers the towel to half mast.

when her career doesnt improve, and she ends up on the streets, she will wish that

she had kept them. Now she'll never get a job dancing at a reputable stripclub.

Well I will be competing in the high jump at the next Olympics or, as the event will be known after the surgery "The AC steps over a bar with his 6 meter long legs walk over!"

We've done it guys.. science has gone too far...

Last weekend after winning Wimbledon, Serena Williams had a t-shirt on saying ‘Are You Looking At My Titles?'

If Brunel were alive today, he'd be designing sports bras.

Sometimes science is a wonderful thing to behold. Here, we have a splendid example every action having an equal and opposite reaction.

... come on admit it... you weren't REALLY watching the tennis were you...

That Mr A/C is a very good point... Unfortunately a tad late...

*sniff*

Dual rack servers?

Time for bed me thinks....

Or is El Reg slowly turning into The Sun? I suppose it is a 'Red Top' after all...

At least with the numerous pics of the Asus EEE cutie (I'm not complaining, mind) there were some passing references to technology. But where is the IT story here?

BFD

Of course there is an IT angle.

Involves Tits, or Twats if the story had been about her fanny.

Paris, because she is crying in the knowledge that even after the surgery Simona's happy funtime bags will still be bigger than Paris' tiny titties

Can we have some pictures of cocks now?

What a criminal waste of amazing chebs. Just utter vandalism.

She should have thought properly "OK, why do me and my partner really win all those mixed doubles matches..."

Unfortunately, job related cosmetic surgery for most of us would involve hemorrhoid removal.

Great video, El Reg. The love-child of Ilie Năstase and Lara Croft in bouncing puppies action! Better than all the usual dull stuff about IT, Redmond versus Mountain View, science, government cock-ups, hardware, software ...

Talking of God's Own Sport, I watched virtually all the second week on BBC TV (when I should've been working) and I'm proud to admit it! So FOAD, all you tennis-hating commentards.

Think of the lost opportunities for sponsorship from BusterBras.Com (BBC) or FeminineIndustrialSupport.Co.Uk.

More seriously though it a shame to see someone resort to non-essential surgery - you should always make the most of your assets rather than seek to take the short cut.

Paris cos she always makes a tit of herself.

She was asked if her breasts had helped her tennis career. She said: 'Well, they've certainly opened doors for me.'

I'll get my coat...

What, like you?