South Park? #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Mr Garison spring to mind???
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Kempf me baby one more time!
Headline is fantastic, as for a lack of IT angle maybe we'll get to see some animatronix beaver action...
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Of course there's an IT impact.
Its going to be a CGI Beaver.
Thus Mel will be able to flex his fingers during filming, secure in the knowledge that whatever gestures are made they will be covered up by some hot furry beaver.
You see .. us Brits can get away with saying Beaver and not burst into hysterical giggles unlike you lot. We'll just have to snatch away all those naughty abuses of words.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
It can't be worse than any movie Mel Gibson directed himself.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
They're going to shave a beaver.....
Mine's the one with the razor in the pocket!
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Frank Drebin: Nice Beaver!
Jane Spencer: Thanks I just had it stuffed.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
...the commentards will play.
I can't help but feel that Aaron Kampf needs a suitable nickname for taking up the temporary role of comment scrutineer in Miss B's abscence. Suggestions after the beep....
<beep>
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
So what you're saying is that there'll be more intelligence on his hand than in the whole rest of his body?
<adds movie to list of movies to be avoided at all costs> Pity. I quite like Jodie. But not enough to put up with Mel.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Excellant end to the week, Fuq the IT angle, I needed a larf :)
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Not Aaron Kempf! I'm scared! Is he going to throw databases at us?
-dZ.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Ms Bee is on holiday and you didn't tell us till FRIDAY.
You bastards!
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
I'm just so overflowing with potential comments (mostly of a fairly tawdry nature, I'm afraid) that I don't know where to start and have ended up being lost for words.
But it's good to see La Moderatrix finally getting a holiday. I was beginning to think you'd chained her to her desk.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Run away you little pansy, Aaron Kempf is coming, Aaron Kempf is coming!!!
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:43 GMT
Fantabulozee!
I'd do it for free.
No make that, I'd do it for $4million. It's not the size that counts, it's the educated arse behind it.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
Well I hope that Jodie Foster has taken suitable precautions because, according to Variety, Mel Gibson has "distribution shingles".
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
Like her other naff directorial efforts.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
who gives a Shiite what the IT angle may or may not be? Them there's some good headline writin'
[opens browser, searches "coffee resistant monitor"]
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
I wonder if it'll be on Bluray? I like the idea of HD beaver, but Mel Gibson hanging out of the back of it, I'm not sure about..
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
The BBC are in on the smutty headline act too today with the fabulous:
"Mother in Snatch Victory"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8144431.stm
Reffering of course to Army Land Rovers. Made me look twice though.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
Just for the fun-ee headline.
Hey is it Friday yet?
Hmm, whats that?
"Really?"
"Whoppeeee!!"
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
seriously? Someone came up with this as a movie concept? The headlines and comments are guaranteed to me much more interesting and funny than the resulting movie!
...And let me be the first to welcome our hand-mounting beaver overloards...
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
You deserve an award, and there is an IT angle. The interweb is full of pr0n and by design the title of this article makes it sound like cheap doctored pr0n, like the sort that the poor little rich girl Paris Hilton was supposedly in.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 15:48 GMT
Wow... that Aaron Kempf must be truly terrifying - this article's been here for aaaaaaaaaages, and there are no comments at all!
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 16:58 GMT
This just goes to show, eh?
How long has Midori Days been out?
Paris, "cos-playing" with her would be a real treat.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 16:58 GMT
If any of you Limey pussies even think of touching Jodie Foster's pussy I'll stick you on my death database and come and pop a cap in your colonial asses. What are you afraid of, eh, you fucking pussies - databases coming to get you, eh? Fucking pussy losers
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 21:20 GMT
And Gibson gets PAID to do this?
Where's the justice?
Paris, cos she probably didn't get paid
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 21:20 GMT
One's Gay & the other has found God. What can possibly go wrong?
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 21:20 GMT
What are you on? Is this some kinda bestial redneck sex fetish hogwash? We have our own British beavers thank you (OK they're from Bavaria), but still doing what British beaver does best. As for Jodie Foster's pussy, please feel free, and get in touch if you need a hand.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 21:20 GMT
For as we all know, every beaver is only a few inches away from an arsehole.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and add you all to my database.
Paris, because few have done so much for the humble Outer Join.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 21:20 GMT
With the only films coming out of Hollywood these days either sequels, comic adaptations, computer game adaptations or book adaptations every one thought Hollywood had no original ideas left.
Well who is laughing now suckers! Hollywood is back.
With a beaver.
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 21:44 GMT
Jodie Foster starred in Contact, based on the book by Carl Sagan, supporter of SETI.
I'll allow it.
Posted Thursday 16th July 2009 13:16 GMT
A man who finds solace using a hand puppet?
Sounds familiar, doesn't it, Mr. Hat?
Posted Friday 17th July 2009 08:31 GMT
I would like to offer my assistance to Mel as I have great experience in this artistic artform.