a role for Paris?

Good times!

Best... Title... EVER!

Kempf me baby one more time!

Headline is fantastic, as for a lack of IT angle maybe we'll get to see some animatronix beaver action...

Of course there's an IT impact.

Its going to be a CGI Beaver.

Thus Mel will be able to flex his fingers during filming, secure in the knowledge that whatever gestures are made they will be covered up by some hot furry beaver.

You see .. us Brits can get away with saying Beaver and not burst into hysterical giggles unlike you lot. We'll just have to snatch away all those naughty abuses of words.

It can't be worse than any movie Mel Gibson directed himself.

They're going to shave a beaver.....

Mine's the one with the razor in the pocket!

Ok, what's the IT angle?

I lol'd, keep up the good work.

...the commentards will play.

I can't help but feel that Aaron Kampf needs a suitable nickname for taking up the temporary role of comment scrutineer in Miss B's abscence. Suggestions after the beep....

<beep>

Excellant end to the week, Fuq the IT angle, I needed a larf :)

Greatest. Headline. Ever.

Ms Bee is on holiday and you didn't tell us till FRIDAY.

You bastards!

Fantabulozee!

I'd do it for free.

No make that, I'd do it for $4million. It's not the size that counts, it's the educated arse behind it.

Well I hope that Jodie Foster has taken suitable precautions because, according to Variety, Mel Gibson has "distribution shingles".

who gives a Shiite what the IT angle may or may not be? Them there's some good headline writin'

[opens browser, searches "coffee resistant monitor"]

is better than two in the bush

no seriously.. I'm actually disapointed...

The BBC are in on the smutty headline act too today with the fabulous:

"Mother in Snatch Victory"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8144431.stm

Reffering of course to Army Land Rovers. Made me look twice though.

Just for the fun-ee headline.

Hey is it Friday yet?

Hmm, whats that?

"Really?"

"Whoppeeee!!"

seriously? Someone came up with this as a movie concept? The headlines and comments are guaranteed to me much more interesting and funny than the resulting movie!

...And let me be the first to welcome our hand-mounting beaver overloards...

You deserve an award, and there is an IT angle. The interweb is full of pr0n and by design the title of this article makes it sound like cheap doctored pr0n, like the sort that the poor little rich girl Paris Hilton was supposedly in.

Wow... that Aaron Kempf must be truly terrifying - this article's been here for aaaaaaaaaages, and there are no comments at all!

This just goes to show, eh?

How long has Midori Days been out?

Paris, "cos-playing" with her would be a real treat.

If any of you Limey pussies even think of touching Jodie Foster's pussy I'll stick you on my death database and come and pop a cap in your colonial asses. What are you afraid of, eh, you fucking pussies - databases coming to get you, eh? Fucking pussy losers

And Gibson gets PAID to do this?

Where's the justice?

Paris, cos she probably didn't get paid

Does anyone know ?

One's Gay & the other has found God. What can possibly go wrong?

What are you on? Is this some kinda bestial redneck sex fetish hogwash? We have our own British beavers thank you (OK they're from Bavaria), but still doing what British beaver does best. As for Jodie Foster's pussy, please feel free, and get in touch if you need a hand.

For as we all know, every beaver is only a few inches away from an arsehole.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and add you all to my database.

Paris, because few have done so much for the humble Outer Join.

With the only films coming out of Hollywood these days either sequels, comic adaptations, computer game adaptations or book adaptations every one thought Hollywood had no original ideas left.

Well who is laughing now suckers! Hollywood is back.

With a beaver.

Jodie Foster starred in Contact, based on the book by Carl Sagan, supporter of SETI.

I'll allow it.

A man who finds solace using a hand puppet?

Sounds familiar, doesn't it, Mr. Hat?

I would like to offer my assistance to Mel as I have great experience in this artistic artform.