A 42-year-old Russian woman has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown after using her "intimate muscles" to lift a 14kg glass ball. Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got …
Got to be useful for carrying the shopping home.
She's such a minger. I guess if you aint got the looks you need to have a little something "extra" to offer.
I am sure paris' intimate muscles have been exercised thoroughly.
... a slight moan I can hear in the video... *groan*
If a male weightlifter would use a jock strap, could she use a fan belt?
@ has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown
...story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly queasy.
The IT angle is?
It''s really on a site called canalblog.com fantastic.
At first i thought it was a Vauxhall Murano she'd be lifting - how disappointing.
Anyone else thinking of MC Hammers Hammertime when watching the vid?
Paris cos I bet she'd lifted a few balls in her time.
that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube....
Headline of the Year?
Is that a double entendre in your pocket?
Really what use is it? Self help improvement book. Or better yet late night infomercials!
If I was plotting the next 007 film, she would be in it. Imagine death by vagina.
O well, something else for my wife to worry about.
Should that not read
Russian snatches world's strongest snatch?
"snatched the world record"
That has got to be
headline of the year!
What a vicious c**t !
now all i need is a wife!
im off to find a ruskie bride, cos the brit ones are useless....
(yup im a geek)
no wife, no balls.
this story is all WIN!!!
best headline of the year.
... Softdrink Cans, anyone?
The mind, she buggers!
Hey, think about graduating to bigger and better things, as it were.
Talk about trailer park class!
What a twat.
Whatever next for fifteen minutes of fame?
I imagine there's a few ladies in Patpong and Cowboy who could give her a run for the crown, which one has to admit, has a dubious distinction.
It was nice though to see that she appeared to be enjoying the show and one has to admire such pleasing dedication.
So, Mr Bond...
this puts Xenia Onatopps thigh muscles to shame.
Where can I watch the entire competition? I'd like to see the runners-up performances. Oh, yes, how can one apply to become a judge or referee for this event?
As for no IT angle - who cares?!
Where there is a ball there is a way (old soccer proverb)....
"that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube...."
Plenty of room for cheating here
for all we know, she's hiding some sort of elaborate truss arrangement under MC Hammer's castoff sleeveless onesie there
you really do have a nose for sniffing out such news...
Is your role that of "Genital News Specialist, El Reg"
Does anybody remember the brief glimpse of the 'kegelcizer' machine on a Futurama episode when Fry went to the gym? Whoever was on it was lifting quite a load.
Maybe David Blane will try to survive for a week hanging from it. He'd be a real Twatdangler then.
If she pulls her muscles from straining them too much, how will she heal? I thought IcyHot wasn't used on sensitive parts?
Gives a "hole" new meaning to "Shut your claptrap".
I saw an "entertainer" who could pick up dollar bills off of your face; this lady could give you 4 quarters back.
I'd get my coat, but it's missing...
Which neatly provides the IT angle - she has a website.
Chi Weight Lifting (Bone Marrow Nei Kung)
For those interested, these are books about it (taking a class
from http://healingtaoretreats.com is recommended though):
Healing Love Through the Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy
Bone Marrow Nei Kung
I'm in love...
It's a hell of a lot more interesting than who's been promoted to president of some Microsoft division or other. Probably more useful too
I hear she is now working...
... as an aversion therapist for rapists.
Oh, my... my great-grandfather came from there...
I wonder if...
... any one has suggested to her that it might be easier with her clothes off?
Would you really want to?
I think Lorraine Bobbitt (famous for doing a todgerectomy on her philandering husband) has nothing on this lady! Cheating on her would NOT be a good idea... :^)
couldn't help yourself on that title, could ya?
on the other hand, it'd been disappointing had you forgone using it.
A (W)hole New Slant
on being dog knotted
Not at all pleasurable
I'm guessing this can't be turning her on at all, as the last thing she'd need is any, erm, lubrication, unless she fancies a broken toe or two!
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If her husband says he's p-whipped,
she could probably do that.
is it just me ....
or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???
Put a bit of superglue on the internal ball and I should think she could lift a fair bit more!
@is it just me...
"or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???"
Michael, you really must keep better control of your personal-mobility/make-dubya-look-like-a-twat vehicle.
To try and segue into our Russian friend is a different matter entirely...
Kegelcize in the comfort of your own home...
I... it... no, I lack words.
If you think she is a minger without looks you obviously haven't looked at Tatyana's website!
Not fun at all ....
OK I dated a woman who probably would have done well in this competition, I still wince thinking about it. To any women out there thinking of starting a similar program of er strength training ... please don't or at least use light weights and moderation.
I can never remember the difference between the "snatch" and the "clean and jerk" Could someone draw me a diagram?.
Bah, old news.
Iain Banks once wrote a book where a character used this technique to send a message in morse code.
Come back when it's been fashioned into a useful input device.
You may really call it a Tantric/Tao point of view. But it's a long story, well, first is that there used to be a technique of meditation, IMO, a curious one, to some extent - watching a coitus and thinking about anything phylosophical/nothing at all. The task of the training is to keep concentrated. There are more ways to train, e.g., intercourse with an ugly partner, but in the light of >
> Frank Bough Thu 9 Jul 1259 "...Virtually Every story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly..." -
I'd better not continue the post... or...
Sorry Frank Bough, it's even (-: So that the desire to watch sex [watch stressed] is recognised before as a kind of a wish to escape the world just for a while, because of any reason, headfirst through the vagina. Get back to this cosy place where all mankind was so unkindly drawn from.
Err.. Head first... So the woman was a genius to perform such a teaching as so good as reported here, real Zen, for this was a head of every unique visitor of this videolink inside the vagine. [I didn't, folks, la-la-la!] And the ball, whatsits wide-known TM, the Murano? That must be the real head; so respectful to the customers from her that it wasn't a bowl ((-;
Crewelly Cool, Lester.
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