Back to the articleNice trick #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:08 GMT
Got to be useful for carrying the shopping home.
Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' crown
Shame..... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:08 GMT
She's such a minger. I guess if you aint got the looks you need to have a little something "extra" to offer.
I am sure paris' intimate muscles have been exercised thoroughly.
Is that... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:08 GMT
... a slight moan I can hear in the video... *groan*
I wonder #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:08 GMT
If a male weightlifter would use a jock strap, could she use a fan belt?
@ has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
Snatched?
Splutter.
Virtually Every... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
...story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly queasy.
Wow #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
It''s really on a site called canalblog.com fantastic.
Murano #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
At first i thought it was a Vauxhall Murano she'd be lifting - how disappointing.
Anyone else thinking of MC Hammers Hammertime when watching the vid?
Paris cos I bet she'd lifted a few balls in her time.
I expect.... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube....
Headline of the Year? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
Is that a double entendre in your pocket?
Book deal? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
Really what use is it? Self help improvement book. Or better yet late night infomercials!
If I was plotting the next 007 film, she would be in it. Imagine death by vagina.
O well, something else for my wife to worry about.
Should that not read #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
Russian snatches world's strongest snatch?
Awsome #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
now all i need is a wife!
im off to find a ruskie bride, cos the brit ones are useless....
(yup im a geek)
no wife, no balls.
lol
this story is all WIN!!!
... Softdrink Cans, anyone? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
The mind, she buggers!
Hey, think about graduating to bigger and better things, as it were.
Talk about trailer park class!
Whatever next for fifteen minutes of fame? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 14:10 GMT
I imagine there's a few ladies in Patpong and Cowboy who could give her a run for the crown, which one has to admit, has a dubious distinction.
It was nice though to see that she appeared to be enjoying the show and one has to admire such pleasing dedication.
So, Mr Bond... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 16:14 GMT
this puts Xenia Onatopps thigh muscles to shame.
competition? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 16:14 GMT
Where can I watch the entire competition? I'd like to see the runners-up performances. Oh, yes, how can one apply to become a judge or referee for this event?
As for no IT angle - who cares?!
Ahemm #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 16:14 GMT
Where there is a ball there is a way (old soccer proverb)....
@I expect.... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 16:14 GMT
"that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube...."
ROFL
Plenty of room for cheating here #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 16:17 GMT
for all we know, she's hiding some sort of elaborate truss arrangement under MC Hammer's castoff sleeveless onesie there
@Lester #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 21:53 GMT
you really do have a nose for sniffing out such news...
Is your role that of "Genital News Specialist, El Reg"
kegelcizer #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:52 GMT
Does anybody remember the brief glimpse of the 'kegelcizer' machine on a Futurama episode when Fry went to the gym? Whoever was on it was lifting quite a load.
Wandering Minds #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:52 GMT
Maybe David Blane will try to survive for a week hanging from it. He'd be a real Twatdangler then.
If she pulls her muscles from straining them too much, how will she heal? I thought IcyHot wasn't used on sensitive parts?
Gives a "hole" new meaning to "Shut your claptrap".
I saw an "entertainer" who could pick up dollar bills off of your face; this lady could give you 4 quarters back.
I'd get my coat, but it's missing...
More here.... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:52 GMT
http://www.intimfitness.ru/
Which neatly provides the IT angle - she has a website.
Chi Weight Lifting (Bone Marrow Nei Kung) #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:52 GMT
For those interested, these are books about it (taking a class
from http://healingtaoretreats.com is recommended though):
Healing Love Through the Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy
http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=6
Bone Marrow Nei Kung
http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=8
IT Angle #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:52 GMT
It's a hell of a lot more interesting than who's been promoted to president of some Microsoft division or other. Probably more useful too
I hear she is now working... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:52 GMT
... as an aversion therapist for rapists.
I wonder if... #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:57 GMT
... any one has suggested to her that it might be easier with her clothes off?
Would you really want to? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:57 GMT
I think Lorraine Bobbitt (famous for doing a todgerectomy on her philandering husband) has nothing on this lady! Cheating on her would NOT be a good idea... :^)
couldn't help yourself on that title, could ya? #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:57 GMT
no self-restraint...
on the other hand, it'd been disappointing had you forgone using it.
Not at all pleasurable #
Posted Thursday 9th July 2009 22:57 GMT
I'm guessing this can't be turning her on at all, as the last thing she'd need is any, erm, lubrication, unless she fancies a broken toe or two!
Comments on: Russian snatches world's strongest ... #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 08:41 GMT
If her husband says he's p-whipped,
she could probably do that.
is it just me .... #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 08:41 GMT
or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???
Fourteen pounds? #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 09:53 GMT
Put a bit of superglue on the internal ball and I should think she could lift a fair bit more!
@is it just me... #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 11:11 GMT
"or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???"
Michael, you really must keep better control of your personal-mobility/make-dubya-look-like-a-twat vehicle.
To try and segue into our Russian friend is a different matter entirely...
Kegelcize in the comfort of your own home... #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 12:25 GMT
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/spo/1219418937.html
I... it... no, I lack words.
@ Shame....# #
Posted Monday 13th July 2009 09:18 GMT
If you think she is a minger without looks you obviously haven't looked at Tatyana's website!
Not fun at all .... #
Posted Monday 13th July 2009 09:18 GMT
OK I dated a woman who probably would have done well in this competition, I still wince thinking about it. To any women out there thinking of starting a similar program of er strength training ... please don't or at least use light weights and moderation.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/stop_32.png
Technique #
Posted Tuesday 14th July 2009 12:02 GMT
I can never remember the difference between the "snatch" and the "clean and jerk" Could someone draw me a diagram?.
Bah, old news. #
Posted Tuesday 14th July 2009 13:46 GMT
Iain Banks once wrote a book where a character used this technique to send a message in morse code.
Come back when it's been fashioned into a useful input device.
Meditate/Cavitate! #
Posted Wednesday 15th July 2009 18:52 GMT
You may really call it a Tantric/Tao point of view. But it's a long story, well, first is that there used to be a technique of meditation, IMO, a curious one, to some extent - watching a coitus and thinking about anything phylosophical/nothing at all. The task of the training is to keep concentrated. There are more ways to train, e.g., intercourse with an ugly partner, but in the light of >
> Frank Bough Thu 9 Jul 1259 "...Virtually Every story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly..." -
I'd better not continue the post... or...
Sorry Frank Bough, it's even (-: So that the desire to watch sex [watch stressed] is recognised before as a kind of a wish to escape the world just for a while, because of any reason, headfirst through the vagina. Get back to this cosy place where all mankind was so unkindly drawn from.
Err.. Head first... So the woman was a genius to perform such a teaching as so good as reported here, real Zen, for this was a head of every unique visitor of this videolink inside the vagine. [I didn't, folks, la-la-la!] And the ball, whatsits wide-known TM, the Murano? That must be the real head; so respectful to the customers from her that it wasn't a bowl ((-;
Crewelly Cool, Lester.
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