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A 42-year-old Russian woman has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown after using her "intimate muscles" to lift a 14kg glass ball. Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got …

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Nice trick

Got to be useful for carrying the shopping home.

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Paris Hilton

Shame.....

She's such a minger. I guess if you aint got the looks you need to have a little something "extra" to offer.

I am sure paris' intimate muscles have been exercised thoroughly.

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Paris Hilton

Is that...

... a slight moan I can hear in the video... *groan*

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I wonder

If a male weightlifter would use a jock strap, could she use a fan belt?

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Coffee/keyboard

@ has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown

Snatched?

Splutter.

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WTF?

Virtually Every...

...story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly queasy.

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Aaaaand

The IT angle is?

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Wow

It''s really on a site called canalblog.com fantastic.

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Paris Hilton

Murano

At first i thought it was a Vauxhall Murano she'd be lifting - how disappointing.

Anyone else thinking of MC Hammers Hammertime when watching the vid?

Paris cos I bet she'd lifted a few balls in her time.

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I expect....

that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube....

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Headline of the Year?

Is that a double entendre in your pocket?

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WTF?

Book deal?

Really what use is it? Self help improvement book. Or better yet late night infomercials!

If I was plotting the next 007 film, she would be in it. Imagine death by vagina.

O well, something else for my wife to worry about.

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Pint

Should that not read

Russian snatches world's strongest snatch?

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"snatched the world record"

*chortle*

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That has got to be

headline of the year!

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Superb

What a vicious c**t !

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Awsome

now all i need is a wife!

im off to find a ruskie bride, cos the brit ones are useless....

(yup im a geek)

no wife, no balls.

lol

this story is all WIN!!!

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best headline of the year.

that's all

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... Softdrink Cans, anyone?

The mind, she buggers!

Hey, think about graduating to bigger and better things, as it were.

Talk about trailer park class!

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Joke

Oh ...

What a twat.

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Whatever next for fifteen minutes of fame?

I imagine there's a few ladies in Patpong and Cowboy who could give her a run for the crown, which one has to admit, has a dubious distinction.

It was nice though to see that she appeared to be enjoying the show and one has to admire such pleasing dedication.

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Grenade

So, Mr Bond...

this puts Xenia Onatopps thigh muscles to shame.

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competition?

Where can I watch the entire competition? I'd like to see the runners-up performances. Oh, yes, how can one apply to become a judge or referee for this event?

As for no IT angle - who cares?!

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IT Angle

Ahemm

Where there is a ball there is a way (old soccer proverb)....

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Coffee/keyboard

@I expect....

"that her husbands ahem....*member* closely resembles an empty toothpaste tube...."

ROFL

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Anonymous Coward

Plenty of room for cheating here

for all we know, she's hiding some sort of elaborate truss arrangement under MC Hammer's castoff sleeveless onesie there

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Anonymous Coward

@Lester

you really do have a nose for sniffing out such news...

Is your role that of "Genital News Specialist, El Reg"

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kegelcizer

Does anybody remember the brief glimpse of the 'kegelcizer' machine on a Futurama episode when Fry went to the gym? Whoever was on it was lifting quite a load.

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Wandering Minds

Maybe David Blane will try to survive for a week hanging from it. He'd be a real Twatdangler then.

If she pulls her muscles from straining them too much, how will she heal? I thought IcyHot wasn't used on sensitive parts?

Gives a "hole" new meaning to "Shut your claptrap".

I saw an "entertainer" who could pick up dollar bills off of your face; this lady could give you 4 quarters back.

I'd get my coat, but it's missing...

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IT Angle

More here....

http://www.intimfitness.ru/

Which neatly provides the IT angle - she has a website.

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Chi Weight Lifting (Bone Marrow Nei Kung)

For those interested, these are books about it (taking a class

from http://healingtaoretreats.com is recommended though):

Healing Love Through the Tao: Cultivating Female Sexual Energy

http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=6

Bone Marrow Nei Kung

http://universal-tao-eproducts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=8

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Heart

I think...

I'm in love...

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Happy

IT Angle

It's a hell of a lot more interesting than who's been promoted to president of some Microsoft division or other. Probably more useful too

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Welcome

I hear she is now working...

... as an aversion therapist for rapists.

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Happy

Murano?

Oh, my... my great-grandfather came from there...

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Alert

I wonder if...

... any one has suggested to her that it might be easier with her clothes off?

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Would you really want to?

I think Lorraine Bobbitt (famous for doing a todgerectomy on her philandering husband) has nothing on this lady! Cheating on her would NOT be a good idea... :^)

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couldn't help yourself on that title, could ya?

no self-restraint...

on the other hand, it'd been disappointing had you forgone using it.

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Happy

A (W)hole New Slant

on being dog knotted

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WTF?

Not at all pleasurable

I'm guessing this can't be turning her on at all, as the last thing she'd need is any, erm, lubrication, unless she fancies a broken toe or two!

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Comments on: Russian snatches world's strongest ...

If her husband says he's p-whipped,

she could probably do that.

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Happy

is it just me ....

or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???

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Fourteen pounds?

Put a bit of superglue on the internal ball and I should think she could lift a fair bit more!

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@is it just me...

"or has anyone else segwayed into eastern european shotputters and thai ping-pong enthusiasts???"

Michael, you really must keep better control of your personal-mobility/make-dubya-look-like-a-twat vehicle.

To try and segue into our Russian friend is a different matter entirely...

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Kegelcize in the comfort of your own home...

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/spo/1219418937.html

I... it... no, I lack words.

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@ Shame....#

If you think she is a minger without looks you obviously haven't looked at Tatyana's website!

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Not fun at all ....

OK I dated a woman who probably would have done well in this competition, I still wince thinking about it. To any women out there thinking of starting a similar program of er strength training ... please don't or at least use light weights and moderation.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/stop_32.png

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Technique

I can never remember the difference between the "snatch" and the "clean and jerk" Could someone draw me a diagram?.

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IT Angle

Bah, old news.

Iain Banks once wrote a book where a character used this technique to send a message in morse code.

Come back when it's been fashioned into a useful input device.

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Meditate/Cavitate!

You may really call it a Tantric/Tao point of view. But it's a long story, well, first is that there used to be a technique of meditation, IMO, a curious one, to some extent - watching a coitus and thinking about anything phylosophical/nothing at all. The task of the training is to keep concentrated. There are more ways to train, e.g., intercourse with an ugly partner, but in the light of >

> Frank Bough Thu 9 Jul 1259 "...Virtually Every story I read that comes out of Russia makes me slightly..." -

I'd better not continue the post... or...

Sorry Frank Bough, it's even (-: So that the desire to watch sex [watch stressed] is recognised before as a kind of a wish to escape the world just for a while, because of any reason, headfirst through the vagina. Get back to this cosy place where all mankind was so unkindly drawn from.

Err.. Head first... So the woman was a genius to perform such a teaching as so good as reported here, real Zen, for this was a head of every unique visitor of this videolink inside the vagine. [I didn't, folks, la-la-la!] And the ball, whatsits wide-known TM, the Murano? That must be the real head; so respectful to the customers from her that it wasn't a bowl ((-;

Crewelly Cool, Lester.

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