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Google Moon to go 3D

Tim Brown

Where're the pics... 

Alien

...of the moon landers? Sure the LRO will be able to see them...

Moss Icely Spaceport

I demand.... 

Alien

...a full 3d virtual moon-walk experience on the internet.

And I want it for free.

Andy Poulton

3D Moon 

Coffee/keyboard

3D on my PC huh! I hope it's not red/green 3D - I threw away my free 3D glasses that were on the front of The Eagle many many years ago. I knew I should have kept hold of those from the cinema when we went to see Coraline

Greg J Preece

Car/Moon Pic 

Gave me a giggle.

Anonymous Coward

Why has it taken this long? 

Coat

We all know that it's a film set in the dessert

Richard Cartledge

Moon landing? What moon landing? 

Black Helicopters

There was no moon landing 40 years ago, they've just given up trying 'again' after wasting biilions$ and that's using today's technology, not WWII tech.

LuMan

Close Relationship 

Alien

So, basically, Google can either ensure that the resolution is just too low to make out the Lander, flag, crisp packet and assorted paraphenalia Neil and Buzz left up there, or use state of the art technology to add such evidence, thus perpetuating the myth that the Americans were the first to set foot on the Green Cheese Satellite (when we all know it was the ancient Egyptians!!).

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Adrian Esdaile

Proof there was no moon landing. 

Black Helicopters

Simple - the MOON ITSELF is a conspiracy by Microsoft, Apple, Monsanto, Majestic 12, Ocean's 11 and the US. (there should be an icon with a skeleton dressed as Uncle Sam, all the cool protesters have 'em). The moon was originally invented in 1957 as a Coco-Cola advertisment, but they lost control of it. It was then taken over by a consortium of tobacco and toothpaste manufacturers to project mind-control "LAZORZ" and to act as a source of fluroidation. It was sold to Monsanto and M$ to develope a joint Operating System / Genetically Modified Fertilizer that would enslave the world.

@Richard Cartledge - the WAS NO moon 40 years ago, so of course they haven't been there!

Nor have any of the so-called space flights ever taken place - the Shuttle just goes up a mile or two, flies out to sea then THEY land it a few days later, after some blurry and staticy pictures claiming THEY are in space, then it lands in the desert, and NO-ONE is allowed to go near it, otherwise it would be obvious it hadn't been to space.

Challenger blew up because THEY had to do it; otherwise Christina McCauliffe would have blown the whistle.

If fact, you'll also find that even the SEA is a conspiracy, what with all of these spurious "claims" and "hypotheses" about how deep it is. It's actually only about 30ft deep, but THEY don't want you to know it's prefectly safe to swim to the Carribean for holidays. If you do, you'll find the flying cars, blue ambrosia foods, and aliens THEY have been covering up.

The Bermuda Triangle is a CONSPIRACY too; THEY don't want you to now IT'S ACTUALLY THE BERMUDA OCTAGON!

It's ALL a CONSPIRACY and THEY don't want you to know.

hplasm

Moon landing? What moon landing? # 

WTF?

@Richard

WWII ? What WWII? Oh the one that lasts 90mins and is won by the USA?

The USA doen't exist, you know, it's all movie tricks...

Yorkshirepudding

picture 

Coffee/keyboard

baaahahhaaa best photochop i seen in ages

looking forward to this 3d moon thing though