Does it get any better?

I'm sure there will be plenty of suggestions, but I feel that in this case, more would actually be less. Freeze the spec and ship the product.

No, I want several.

And the killer feature is....

The biscuit dispenser!

(hope they're all rich tea)

I want one of those...

...will it be available with Chrome OS?

We love you Lester. :D

Want one.

NOW!!!!!!

GIMME

I want one :D

Friday already?

Now El Reg just needs a like button (for when we're too lazy to actually comment that we enjoyed the article)

"(Please note that the RegPad Flex™ is not supplied with a biscuit-dispenser, for obvious technical reasons.)"

Perhaps if they were pre-dunked in the coffee........?

until you mentioned phorm.

/esc icon for obvious reasons.

...but these images are quite clearly photoshopped.

still, it made me laugh.

Can I place an advance order for 4 of them?

Ha ha, hold on, it's Wednesday... :(

Shouldn't this be in Reg Hardware?

My PHB wants me to get him one.

WANT!!

Need I say more?

Dear Sirs, we at Apple have patented this design, with patents dated 10th July 2010, and hereby fortwith thereby demand you remove these products from sale posthaste, immediatly, without undue delay, now, as we believe you are infringing on our product, the iWantone.

Yours,

Someone!

Was it developed in the Congo?

I salute you.

Can I pre-order/

...no 20 MP web-cam?

...and can it be hacked to run OS XI?

Owing to the pliable nature of the device will there be the usual 5TB fag-packet sized drive in weapons-grade titanium?

Slapping a cow-orker in the pub with a floppy computer is O.K. but there are occasions where a matching blunt instrument would be more appropriate.

(Also easier to hold for Ms Campbell)

to choccy hobnobs?

This is an excellent idea, and I heartily congratulate you! I would like to place orders for 5.

However I am shocked that this unit has a coffee button. I need tea dammit! Coffee is only a necessity when you've run out of caffeine pills or have a nice cigar to hand.

Also I've noticed that we've got a beer icon, but where's the tea?

I has to be full-waterproof, coffeproof, droolproof (boring meetings). And it should self-recharge like an automatic swiss wristwatch. Etherkiller(tm) as gift inside the package!

I WANT!

...I'm having terrible trouble believing all this, Its some kind of a joke, right? I mean how can you expect anybody to believe this!? Utterly up-in-the-air. Total Whacko Jacko (RIP).

You see I'd expect the biscuits to come included for that flippin price!

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Aaaahh you see what I did there!? ;-)

Time for Beer.

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW is when I'l like one please, unless someone has a handy time machine to deliver it even earlier?

Thanks el reg for brightening up an otherwise dull and awful day.

Is there a veggie option?

And how much money do you want?

Soggy Biscuit anyone?

That is all...

But, a slimline biscuit dispenser? Does this mean there's no room for a Jaffa cake?

Do we have to do this again? A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit!! It is a cake hence the name Jaffa "Cake"

That is all.

I am crying with laughter and people are giving me Funny Looks.

...but not until they can be folded up and turned into hats.

Being a little bit bendy is not enough.

<- Grammar Nazi becuase he is wearing a hat

I do not see the works "DON'T PANIC!" anywhere.

Also I am concerned because there appears to be an IT angle. Shirley some mistake?

The "Abort porn website surfing and return to SFW mode" should be on the lefthand side, not where it's currently located. Need I spell out the reasons for this?

Or is the leftie minority trying to discriminate against us, the righthanded majority?

What, no Linux option?