Phorm shares continue to fall today, dropping another 11.5 per cent on top of the 25 per cent they fell yesterday, as another partner distanced itself from the technology. CarphoneWarehouse's ISP TalkTalk played down its links to the ad tech developer a day after BT's announcement that it was abandoning trials. Charles Dunstone …
By bye Phorm, we all hate you ayway.
Bill Hicks has the way phorward
Here's hoping Virgin tell 'em to phuck oph.
Seriously, I'm perhaps one of the three people who *likes* (or at least doesn't loathe) Virgin Media; I'd rather not see them descend to such scum-sucking levels.
New Keyboard please
"bizarro conspiraloon blog"
Won't put up with this; unless it's done by their government to protect them from North Korea.
Never underestimate the investors in Phorm or the directors ingenuity. I would have terminated my contract with BT had they gone live with it but they might have been able to persuade some government that ISPs could offer lower cost broadband in exchange for forced tailored advertising.
When it happens...
I would like to dance naked on the grave of Phorm,
Urinating effusively, shouting mindlessly to the sky:
"Profile this, you bastards"
Alternative Investment Market
Where you can trade in hot air and BS.... no wonder we had a banking crisis when there are such places as this for our idiot bankers to invest in.
Ha ha ha!
Yesterday they said they didn't need to rely on any single ISP as a customer. Now it seems they only have a single ISP as a customer. It's rare that somebody's comments come back to bite them on the arse quite so quickly, but it's lovely when they do.
Happy Dancing Day!
My DAO modifications worked first time!
The hack I did to my keyboard mapping works!
Phorm are dying a slow and painful death!
*Gets up on his desk and BOOGIES!*
I'll believe they are dead when...
When all the directors have been locked up and the key has been thrown away.
Yeah, me too. Been getting about the best broadband service I can remember from VM for a while now, so I'd prefer not to have to leave them 'cos they're K*nt Etrughoul's only remaining friend...
Hey ho. Maybe that's tomorrow's headline, eh?
Ooh look! A new toy for Phorm to play with...
Is there some sort of hedge fund that I can invest in very quickly, so as to gamble on the drop of share value of Phorm
kill it with fire!
Ah, the old "monkey see, monkey do"
"We were only going to do it if BT did it and if the whole industry was doing it."
Or would that be lemmings?
Which to die totally first... SCO or Phorm?
Fun watching them squirm around anyway... I love hearing PR people try and dig themselves out of a hole, hilarious for those of us living in the real world. Already waiting with baited breath what they'll come up with after BT and TalkTalk have scampered off into the distance...
Didn't it drop around 40% yesterday rather than the 25% mentioned in the article?
You do it first......
***"We were only going to do it if BT did it and if the whole industry was doing it. We were not interested enough to do it on our own.”***
Noooo, I don't suppose you would. Naughty *little* boys won't do something that will get them into trouble if the big kid has chickened out.
I think that comment illustrates that the ISPs involved know that the legality of Phorm is (was) borderline at best.
Shares are still overvalued....
... by 250p.
Look Phorm, you were never a real company were you? Just a bunch of hackers and no-moral idiots with the opinion that making money is the be all and end all of everything regardless of how it's done. Just give up and try doing something truly useful instead!
Genius, pure genius.........that is all
Phuck off Phorm
And don't come back.
Lets run a book
How many days before Phorm goes down the tube in the UK.
Everyone puts a fiver in and the person or people who get it right win the pot.
The Reg staff can run it.
I'm saying 30 days.
p.s share price now 242p down 15% today
Once Virgin have quickly 'evaluated' the fading dust-trails of other ISP's there will be no surprises as they scamper off in to the sunset.
Looks like the Phorm season is over
It's great watching the demise of phorm, so utterly satisfying.
Friday shares closed at 475p - todays shares have closed at less than half that at 233p. 2 days and it's lost half it's value.
All we need now is for VM to jump ship and leave it to sink with the rats on board. As for the Hoon who left BT to go work for them....epic fail, bet your colleagues are having a good giggle over that.
A Phorm Phan
Well I thought it was a good idea based on sound market research of what the public wanted.
I apologize for writing in thick crayon but that's all the nurse will allow me to have.
Phorm is a warning not just now but for the future...
Even if Phorm dies or is renamed or bought by someone else, DPI still now exists and someone out there clearly want to exploit it against everyone else. We need it clearly stated that DPI is already totally illegal and any company trying to implement DPI is instantly breaking the law and totally closed down and its directors thrown in jail. Nothing less. Fines are meaningless This is an attempt to achieve wholesale abuse of an entire population in a supposedly free country and this corruption must go to the very top. Who has been looking the other way? ... and why and what do they get out of turning a blind eye to Phorm? ... This is England, not China!
What arrogant, self serving, greedy narcissistics are behind allowing Phorm to go unpunished this long? ... they need to be found and stopped. This abuse of technology has gone far enough. Even if Phorm dies the fact still remains that Phorm style companies have the same story as some of the worst self righteous, self serving, MPs. The call that we must use new technology when it becomes available. Phorm style companies and MPs need to learn that just because we now have ever more technology to abuse peoples privacy, that doesn't mean that's the right thing to keep on doing ever more.
So there are still very serious questions to be answered about who has been allowing Phorm style companies to continue. Phorm is a truly shocking display of greed at the expense of everyone else, with utter contempt for personal freedom and privacy. There is no freedom in a world where a minority choose to spy 247 on everyone else, but then someone has been gaining to allow Phorm to get away with it this far.
The principle that with great power comes great responsibility seems to be totally lost on MPs. Their take on it is with ever greater power comes ever greater power to control and manipulate others to exploit them ever more. There has to be a limit beyond which the abuse becomes intolerable for an entire population. At that point they trigger a revolution against them. With ever increasing technological progress, if we don't make a stand soon against continued abuses of technology, then we are running into a nightmare world where a minority abuse the majority for their own gain, without any way of pleading with the self righteous rulers to stop and treat others with compassion and empathy. The narcissistics in society will happily abuse technology as far as they can take it and so we need new laws to protect against their ever growing abuses of ever increasing power. The creation of Phorm is proof the narcissistics cannot be trusted to treat other human beings with empathy and so even if Phorm dies now, the technology is still continuing to improve. We need legal battle lines drawn up against the rampant and ever growing abuse of new technology as an ever more powerful tool to abuse others for their own gain.
If we fail society is heading into a nightmare, ruled by an ever more powerful narcissistic power class, manipulating and controlling everyone for their own gain at the expense of everyone else and like all narcissistics unable to see themselves as wrong and so wrongfully assuming everyone against them is wrong. In which case we get no way to stop their abuses of power because they will not listen. Some fairness has to be put back into the system or this abuse of power is going to continue to get ever worse.
The creation of Phorm is a warning not just now but for the future. This heartless greedy narcissistic minority have shown there is no limit to their intentions to abuse others for their own gain. They are without empathy and so we need new laws to stop them.
We were only going to do it if BT did it
Actually, a very valid comment from Charles Dunstone. The other side of the dastardly equation has often been forgotten, the advertisers Phorm needed to use OIX. Without BT, is there enough volume to make it worth advertisers considering placing adverts with OIX? Probably not...
Phorm = morally illegal!!!
Well, I am one of those sad gits that have DSL and cable.
I use my servers on DSL plus as a backup for when cable goes down (happens around once a week for 10 -40 min.)
I am generally very happy with virgin media, but if they are going phorm, I am going balistic, and willl take at least 18 consumer customers plus min. 10 business customers with me.
@ Adam Salisbury - re N2
Have a pint on me so theres a plentiful supply!
Reminds me of a Hammer House Of Horror episode where an old guy tap dances on the grave of his ex-wife and her fancy man (I think?). Maybe El Reg might want to run a competition for best on-grace dance or gesture for when Phorm do depart?
I'll throw in my lot with a Windsurfer (a move from Puppetry Of The Penis). Wonder if the PP guys would create a move named after Kent? After all, they did for the Duke Of Edinburgh and David Blaine.
This is funnier than a naval bombardment on an orphanage.
Schadenfraude at it's absolute purest.
Come back Stratis, we hardly knew ye!
You could try shorting Phorm shares, but I think you would need a friendly broker to help you do that. The interesting thing is, if there is enough shorting activity, it becomes self-fulfilling and the
price drops as everyone loses confidence.
We're in it for the money.
Of course Kent still deserves disembowling.
A serious comment
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Go on VM, I double dare You
I dare you VM to sit on the fence for much longer or even take on board the nasty Phorm.
Go on you cowards, be brave and see how much money you can burn when you see the effect on the business, or lack of it, if you adopt this ill conceived DPI snooping.
Where is your backbone? One way or another you have to soon get off the fence. We are all watching.
" I would like to dance naked on the grave of Phorm,
Urinating effusively, shouting mindlessly to the sky:
"Profile this, you bastards"
That is the best comment I have ever read.
All aboard the Phorm train!
They could rase some cash by...
Selling Phorm Toilet paper and urinal pucks...
Could have been a good service
*'Reasonable' including things such as not collecting personally identifiable information (signing up could require just an email address, no names); not sharing raw data with third parties, only aggregate or analyzed statistics; and other clauses found in the privacy policies of respectable institutions.
Oi! Virgin Media!
Do the right thing and kick these bastards so far into outer space we can't hear them scream, even with a radio telescope.
When they're dead and buried, I shall dig a small hole on top of their grave, and crap in it.
When I've filled the hole in, I shall light a fire on top, and dance around it... joined by everybody I know.
Please don't join them in that grave... you will if you persist in the folly of supporting them...
Still slightly confused...
... Have BT actually come out and said Phork Off? If they did then I missed the announcement.
@Lupus (et al). VM have consistently said they're 'evaluating' this hellish brew, but has anyone seen anything emerge from this evaluation - surveys, plans, etc? Heck, if BT are now pulling back (and I left BT on the strength of their Phorming) and CPW are publicly saying 'no', then Virgin would have to be extremely "courageous" (in the sense of the word used in "Yes, Prime Minister") to proceed with it.
So I guess what's needed now is a push by Virgin customers to make damned sure that VM bosses realise that a contract with Phorm is nowt more than a commercial suicide note. Here's my tip - when you phone customer services for something else, mention Phorm, and make sure it's very obvious that you think it's a bad idea. The last CS person I spoke to not only knew about Phorm but volunteered the information that they'd been asked about it before, and "people seem to really hate it". A phrase to gladden the heart of the righteous! ;)
I've just renewed and extended my VM services but, like most here, they'll be getting cancellations of at least the broadband if they do go ahead with Phorm. However, personally I think this is most unlikely and Phorm - the bastard offspring of a snake oil seller and a communist secret policeperson - will die a slow, lingering, and totally justified death.
(Beer icon in honour of the glass that I'll raise when the doors are finally closed at Phorm).
tora tora tora
Lord Norman Lamont must be thinking he has to get a job with someone who isnt hated by most of the world :P
With the US, UK, EU off of the likely places phorm will work, it does not look good for the company.
Paris because at least when shes fucked she doesnt deny it.
John Sager wrote: "You could try shorting Phorm shares, but I think you would need a friendly broker to help you do that. The interesting thing is, if there is enough shorting activity, it becomes self-fulfilling and the price drops as everyone loses confidence."
I thought they had an anonymous backer that could lend them several million any time they wanted it? If that's the case then even short-selling might not be enough to make the mystery backer lose confidence.
It's good that they're dead but can someone please take the stinky corpse and bury it? I don't really think that there is much of a chance that Virgin Media are going to go along with Phorm. If they do then I'll be telling them exactly what I think of them and moving to a new ISP.
The funniest things is the bid/ask split
Bid - Ask: 210 - 650
Now that's a company in its death throes.
BT have said, they're not not using it because of privacy concerns but due to broadband upgrades and TV stuff, but I don't get that, I thought rolling out Webwise was just pure profit, especially considering they must have spent money upgrading their servers to work with Webwise already. VM said, "Over the last 18 months, Virgin Media has conducted a comprehensive technical and legal assessment of Phorm's technology and ...consumers' attitudes towards interest-based advertising..." so have any VM customers here been asked whether they want deep packet inspection for relevant advertising?
Ah, phuck it, yay! well done BT, even if the reasons given completely ignore your customers worries about privacy and integrity, you've at least done the right thing for the wrong reasons.
I will leave Virgin Media
if they go ahead with Phorm or any such similar company. I did not know that VM had an 'understanding' with Phorm.
I left BT partly because of their dalliance with Phorm.
I fail to grasp why this interception technology has been allowed to go ahead without definitive legal and political restraint.
When I cancelled my VM account last week giving the reson for cancelling as due to their dealings with Phorm I was first put on hold and then told that VM are categorically not going to implement Phorm. I pointed out the page about their dealings with Phorm on their own website, and said until it was official I was cancelling anyway. Here's hoping VM join the others in abandoning this insideous technology.
The smug grin must be fading...
...on phormista number one's face even as I type. There's a particularly fine strain of guilty pleasure to revelling in another human being's pain when you just know, they really, really fucking deserve even last bit of it. Sadly they won't be the last, but someone is going to have large brass ones before they try the old "they're all thick so give 'em flannel" approach - no amount of formula grinning and optimistic spin gave this particular turd a shine to outweigh it's horrific stench.
To anyone working at phorm who should read this: up yours - make better choices next time, and reflect on your current ones in the break between CV mailing.
@MinionZero, Couldn't have said it better, but I would have sworn a lot more.
I thought they were phucked when Normal Lamont joined them.
Now, what refreshment shall I have with my lunch..?
The problem with Phorm
isn't the targetted advertising - I would actually prefer to see ads that are relevant to my interests.
The problem is that they want to achieve this by eavesdropping on private communication without consent.
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