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Michael Jackson manifests in California tree stump

Anonymous Coward

Allowing for calling a chap with a chainsaw a tree surgeon 

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the only similarities I can see is that the surgeon has been at it and it looks like it's suffered severe burns.

Anonymous Coward

Que? 

FAIL

Donde?

TeeCee

I guess you had to be there. 

Alien

There's nothing in that pic that looks remotely human to me..........oh, wait.........no, even Jackson looked a bit human if you turn a pic of him sideways and squint at it for a while.

Anonymous Coward

I'm convinced 

Alien

It's got two eyes and a largish mouth, and the nose has been slashed to the point of non-recognition. Must be him...

I don't give the poor tree three days to live, with eBay and souvenier-hunting in full swing.

Your alien overlord - fear me

He's moved on 

literally. Only a stick man is shown on the tree stump now - stick man/tree stump - geddit ?

breakfast

What? 

WTF?

It looks like a tree with the branch cut off to me. I can't see any simulcrum, jacksonesque or otherwise, in that photo.

LuMan

Nothing like him! 

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It looks more like Keanu Reeves to me. Only with more acting ability!

Major N

Well... 

Coat

I don’t see it. But Michel, if you’re in there, take a bough.

Personally, I think they’re barking. Up the wrong tree. Bunch of saps. I’ll leaf it out now.

Spabby

Whacko Stumpo 

Paris Hilton

It looks exactly like him, but only if you squint and look at the stumpo upside down. Then think of St Mike (The King of Pop) just before he died, and try and look "through" the stump so your about to go cross eyed.

Paris, she loves a good stump.

Anonymous Coward

nada 

Boffin

Nope - all I see is a cat's bum. Or at a stretch Gene Simmons' hair.

P Saunders

Don't mock 

Paris Hilton

These apparitions do occur. I once saw George W Bush in a lump of dog crap. Oh, sorry, it really was George W Bush.

Paris, 'cause I see her in everything.

Craig 32

Eh? 

Paris Hilton

Looks more like a Vagoo to me.

Though that probably says more about my state of mind than anything.

Paris, well, go figure it out

Lee 13

Looks more like Gary Glitter 

FAIL

Proof:

http://legendsrevealed.com/sports/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/garyglitter460.jpg

Calum Morrison

@nada 

I saw Gene Simmons too! Does that mean he's dead?

Jim Booth

The only resemblance.. 

FAIL

..is they are both planks.

Mycho

It looks like Claire Short 

That's all.

Anonymous Coward

Tree fellas 

Badgers

Looks more like a Doug Zass to me.

Now if one of the branches wore a single white glove, *then* I'd be convinced.

Witty username

Thats Glitter 

No doubt about it, thats Gary Glitter.

An omen mabey?

Wize

How long to get a good image of Jackson 

Jesus has been at it for a lot longer and most of his appearances in wood/toast/mirrors/etc look poor. MJ wasn't even cold when he did that one...

Winkypop

Drugs 

Dead Vulture

Both the observer and the recently departed seem to have used them...

Anonymous Coward

Nope... 

Coat

...looks like a woman giving birth..and with that image in your mind, I leave

DrJaymansLoveCookie

I might be convinced... 

FAIL

.. that it's MJ, if the tree was made of plastic.

Stef 4

Uncanny 

FAIL

Title says it all.

Frank Bitterlich

Not Jacko... 

Troll

that's the userfriendly.org Dust Puppy, very clearly!

zerofool2005

Americans... 

Linux

Do the comments of the people in that video. Remind anyone of the "Miss Teen American video"

There is a reason why everyone thinks they are missing various brain cells.

Richard 102

Americans ... 

Flame

Remember, all the loops in America are here because Europe sent all their loops here over the course of two or three centuries. Thank the gods that slowed to a trickle before Bill Oddie reached his majority.

Adrian Jooste

Pablo nailed it 

Joke

Pablo Francisco nailed it when he said Hispanics see the images of icons in everything...

"Move the rice, move the beans... IT IS MARIA!!!"

Anonymous Coward

Jesus never 

danced the moonwalk

Pablo

That's not Jesus. 

Alien

The first one is an alien, and the second one is Cthulhu. As for the actual topic of this article... that's a tree. I don't see anything remotely unusual about it.

David 45

Treemendous 

I expect someone will get to the root of the matter without branching out. I almost twigged it.

Is this supposed to a full-face wooden portrait (as in real-life)? Or, as someone else said, looking like a Lowry matchstick man. Now that I CAN see!

James O'Brien

Wow 

Paris Hilton

You had me fooled there for a while but then I smacked my head again a brick wall a few times till I felt dizzy and looked at it again and it occured to me that yes, Yes it does look like a piss stain on a tree.

What? He slept with kiddies in his bed surely one of them wet himself with laughter when he tried to come onto them.....

@P Saunders - You got it wrong mate, supposed to be:

/Paris, because I see everything *IN* her,

Steven Moore

It's a Wookie 

WTF?

Or a koala.

Sorry that handle is already taken.

Re: Jesus never. 

Are you crazy? Jesus invented the moonwalk. If it exists, Jesus invented it.

Oh yeah the tree, I mustn't have a fertile enough imagination to do this visions of the holy/famous thing, I can only see some dead wood.

Big-nosed Pengie

I agree! 

Paris Hilton

Michael means more to me than Jesus, too.

I can't stand either of them though.

I can stand her.

Anonymous Coward

In poor taste 

FAIL

Alright, you don't have a very high opinion of MJ. Fine. He's dead. Let him rest.

Francis Offord

ONE PLANK RESEMBLES ANOTHER 

Black Helicopters

There, I've said it.

Andus McCoatover

Constipation? 

Joke

Looks more like a severe case of someone trying desperately to 'crimp one off'.

Yep, now I see it....Shurely Shome Mishtake. Should be 'chimp one off'

I'll be in the Bubble bath if anyone wants me for a thriller. Yep, I'm bad.