Please allow me to introduce myself
My name is sub-ambassador GroL and I have recently inherited 35 million Flarbs which are in a bank on Mars. However I am not able to transfer the monkey off-world, due to the interplanetary financial crisis.
If you will send me your name, address and banking details I would like to transfer the money elsewhere, via your account. For your trouble, I am willing to pay you 3.5 million Flabs, which at the current rate of exchange is worth something in the region of $2million.
If you are unable to participate in this transaction, maybe you'd be interested in our special, patented treatment to elongate your Fnoop-gland.
We can aso improve your websites ratings in Galactoogle. Starting from 2000 Flarbs up to 10,000 Flarbs which guarantees to quadruple the number of hits you get everywhere from here to Ursa-Minor.
With bestest greetings
GroL