A NZ teenager has the honour of being local net tat bazaar Trade Me's first seller to offer "photos of a mother in underwear", the New Zealand Herald reports. Auckland student Michael was under mum's orders to clear out the garage and dispose of any unwanted items on the internet auction site. He duly obliged, punting "5 naked …
...what definition of nude includes wearing clothes?
Now she has a taste...
>> Trade me didn't like those, either, and canned the sale. Jennifer lamented: "I wanted 50 per cent of the sale, but more than that I miss the nice comments."
How long before she sets up her own porn site?
It's information security (secure document disposal).
I'll start the bidding at 20 quid
Come on, love, start a website about it, you could get a fortune.
So, where's the link?
So, where can we see both sets of photos?
it burns! wrong so wrong!
@Yorkshirepudding re. my eyes!
"it burns! wrong so wrong!"
Huh? She looks pretty damn good to me. It's a pity about the disfiguring facial injury but that may clear up after time.
Re: @Yorkshirepudding re. my eyes!
You're forgetting that Yorkshirepudding has some kind of deep-seated fear of the feminine which manifests itself in extravagant jokey OMG VOMIT shenanigans.
Obviously she looks pretty good. I mean, it's obvious.
Mom I'd Like to Flog?
MILP (Mom I'd Like to Pimp?)
She does look tidy 'tho, mind you, if it was 8 years ago, everythings probably all floppy and bobbly now.
CooCoo Ka Choo
I'm sure everyone means...
...lookED pretty good. 8 years later she might be a Walrus.
cleary my comments were a bit unwarranted apologies all round especially to the saucy NZ minx
he's still a bad boy though.... a very bad boy
fail cause clearly i did!
One bag for you, and ...
@ re: My Eyes! etc
er... Oedipus Complex possibly...?
Or, for the satirists among you (heard there was a couple around) Tom Lehrers touching and sensitive portrayal here
Kronenburg please... ta!
I'm sure the publicity will bring some lucrative offers from various smut mongers. Good luck to her.
Last time, it was a toddler buying a construction digger. Now a teenager's posting dirty pics of his mum.
This auction website nobody had heard of before certainly has a lot of zany stuff going on, doesn't it? A cynic might think that this was just another publicity stunt, but luckily you don't get many of those nasty cynics around here.
Oh, never mind...
Before my eyes got fully focused (on the main page) I thought it said "NZ lad *patents*...."
Considering all the other stuff for which patent applications are filed these days it was an easy mistake to make.
"This auction website nobody had heard of before"
You're joking right? It's the site that accounts for nearly 50% of NZ's internet traffic, it was built as Ebay decided NZ didnt warrent their own local version of ebay and told us to use the Australian one. The owner sold for $700m only seven years after starting it.... I dont think they need the publicity.
@AC "Yeah RIght"
TradeMe might not be an internationally recognised name, but it's NZ's biggest internet auction-site, that was bought out by some Ocker media conglomerate for a rather boggling (for NZ) sum of money a few years back.
It's doing very well for its buyer, also. Much easier to use/navigate than eBay.
This doesn't even qualify as NSFW... mums and their daughters wear less going to school if there is the slightest ray of sunshine...
She's a bit of a yummy mummy tho... ahem....
His mother has a nice body!
It's hard to comment without knowing the site, but it's NZ only and seems quite busy.
As the old joke has it...
... Got any naked photos of your mother?
Want to buy some...?
It's just so wrong
He wrote: "If i wasn't cleaning up mums mess in the garage ......................."
Presumably followed by cleaning up his own mess.
Nice-looking lady, IMO
Odd that this was pulled as it was apparently with the womans consent, she's overage(!), and here in NZ we're pretty liberal (prostitution is 100% legal for example).
Although more odd is the fact that the mum actually consented to the sale rather than clipping the little bugger around the ear (which is NOT legal out here).
We need to see some of the posted comments...
walrus & floppy
A woman. You lot may like 'em all bony like a runway model, but i'll have mine looking like a real woman, thank you!
Never was a website so aptly named. ^_^
Thought I was having a bad week...
Frankly though, the mother brought it on herself. As her son said, if she wanted him to sort out her crap, she should have checked it over first. Then again, he could have asked her what she wanted done with the photos instead of just flogging them.
Ach, bollocks to the pair of 'em!
He'll go far will the lad........ With business acumen like that I suspect he'll have visited his schools repro shop too..... Clip round the ear illegal in NZ ? I suspect that this may warrant a more imaginative revenge on his mums part ..... I can picture the trade me ad now......
Nude and Naked - Extreme Incest Porn Exposed!!
As David 63 asked in the first comment, what's naked or nude about being dressed up to the nines?
In Sweden, at least legally speaking, naked is naked. Cock or cunt visible, and cock preferably erect.
But even here things are going from bad to worse. People wearing swimming togs in the sauna, lads even wearing underpants under their trunks!
Recent local authority decisions now allow burqinis and topless to cohabit in some pools.
But looks like TaliBAN creep is sludging inexorably over us all.
(Paris cos she knows you're not naked if you're wearing a skirt, even if you've left your knickers at home)
"They were taken by a family friend about eight years ago." My mothers family friends come round for a BBQ,or a pot of tea and scones...
I'd understand if she said "They were taken by a boy/girlfriend about eight years ago." maybe it's an NZ thing...
"All hands man the pumps..." for obvious reasons ;-)
That kid's mother should've been arrested for child abuse for giving him the beating he deserved. If I did that, I would be missing a limb. Then again; if it was my mother, noone would wan't to buy the pictures. I guess I would stay out of trouble either way.
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