I remember the first wave of campaign adverts demanding that we take showers instead of baths!
Now we're being told that's not enough, we have to take shorter showers?
"Stop! that flannel is too wet!"
So, it's definately our fault? Nothing to do with heavy industry usage, or the vast quantities of water wasted by our stingy prvatised water companies who refuse to shell out for repairs on leaking pipes?
Oh, and have also coincidentally made massive profits?
Yeah, I'll shorten the length of time I spend in the shower.
And next time there's a massive earthquake, I'll pop along with my harthbrush and dustpan.