
Hmmm: you got me worried there, big Dave.
"We had bouts of flu and other things which got in the way of perfection, but none so time wasting and cash sucking as IT, computers and periferals [sic]."
Is your "business" a farm? Actually, agribusiness in East Anglia is pretty modern, so I'm assuming a Welsh hill sheep farm, or sommat. I would have imagined as an MD you'd be pretty au fait with the concept of a tool and how the efficacy of a tool relates to it its suitability for the task in hand, and the ability of its user to wield it properly.
You're blaming tools for an awful lot here, and you know what kind of worker does that?
For the low, low price of £1,000 per day, I'll come and give you a bit of advice on how to tame your IT and bring a bit of business benefit to accompany your IT costs. I mean, you'd be surprised how much easier it is to run a business with the machines doing the godawful grunt work.
(I'm perfectly aware that this is most likely a troll, but for £1,000 a day, I'm prepared to take the chance that DC is a genuine...)