You mean...
...it's NOT 4 ft wide with razor sharp teeth?
Well, I've never been so disappointed TWICE in one article.
Britney Spears's Twitter account has been hacked again - this time around the fake microblogging update falsely reported that the troubled warbler was dead. The counterfeit update was posted via the TwitPic service, which re-posts "captions" associated with uploaded pictures to the associated Twitter account. Net security firm …
I can't wait until fake Twitter accounts stop being "news".
...it's NOT 4 ft wide with razor sharp teeth?
Well, I've never been so disappointed TWICE in one article.
I'm also pretty sure that the first thing my bereaved family would do, is to update my twitter & Facebook status to "just resting" or "looking green, not moving, and starting to smell" or so.
Enough reason for not having twitter nor FB.
Never have I heard something so worrying.
Luckily twitter doesn't matter.
....imagine my distress, upset and dispair when I found out she was still alive.....
My Twitter account is been hacked and now everyone thinks I'm deading. I have really been (insert preferred conspiracy theory here) and needing funds urgent sent to Nigerian bank in order to prove to the world that I am not still alive.
Thinking you kindly
Prince Michael of Jackson
just dieing isn't enough to draw equal to MJ.
You ain't got his talent!
Oh wait you dind't even die... baah, that's pathetic.
But the photos clearly proved she's not a bearded tit.
In other news, it's nice to see there's truth in advertising these days. TwitPic - never was an application more accurately named.
Most of us know it isn't 4 feet wide because we've seen the photos!
I can't beleive "the razor sharp teeth" bit, especially after all her "consultations" as to the state of her gums.
Personally, I'd question Paris! She's been keeping a very low profile lately and is sans BFF...
She posted it, jealous of all the attention Wacko Jacko is getting
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