Nice little nod to MJ there...

Is that a whippet or greyhound or old English sheepdog? if its either of the former I'd say its running pretty darn good.

Up and running as well as ever.

That's a little harsh really. There was a guy in our office trying log on for far longer than 10 minutes. Just because you found that you had 10 minutes of no service, it doesn't mean that everyone else had the same. It's quite possible that you caught the tail end of outage.

For some, it's a business banking service, which you pay for, so I really don't see the issue with complaining when the service that keeps hold of your money can't be accessed. Especially when you're working on something that is on a time constrained basis, and need to verify whether funds have indeed been transferred,

Yes, the service is normally rock solid. So is our BT connection, but when it does go down for 15+ minutes, you can be sure that I will call up to ask what's going on.

It's Monday lunchtime and still isn't working for me.

The man on the helpline says "Yes, we know there's a problem, we're in the middle of an upgrade" and advises trying again in an hour. Let's hope he's right, I'd like to pay my employees this month.

Working partially yesterday, very erratic. Worked fine before 9am this morning, now seems completely broken. You get as far as the password screen then get either booted back to name input or a server unavailable error.