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Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
I'd imagine sales in China to be good. And in political circles.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
Article, pictures, etc.
The title is *actually* aimed towards people who need to add "App Store + Application - $1.99"
to the equation "Internet + Eyes = Pornography"
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
I'd imagine sales in China to be good. And in political circles.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
...or they wouldn't be iPhone users in the first place!
By the way, I hope you meant "welcome relief".
I also hope there's a Paris Hilton curve, erm, angle to this story.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
I didn't realise that anyone actually paid real money to watch porn on the net
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
....to when I had a Psion Series 3 organizer, and downloaded onto it an animated picture of a naked woman dancing - in glorious 2-bit black 'n' white.
Ye Gods, that was 18 years ago. Congrats to Apple on allowing their PDA users the same luxury almost two decades later, albeit in colour now.
Better late than never eh!
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
an iphone app that would keep a picture or movie centered on the iphone screen in the event of repeated movements of the device (err iphone that is).
I don't suppose there would be a use for it though.
Maybe PH could think of a use for my idea?
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:03 GMT
To be honest, if you can't find free porn on the internet I can't imagine how you could possibly operate a phone.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:04 GMT
A tip of the hat to you for the excellent ending to the first paragraph.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:04 GMT
there really are girls who forget to put clothes on. My my, you do amaze me.
Tsk tsk
Because Paris would never do such a thing.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:04 GMT
"Given the inexhaustible supply of such pictures on the internet" [CITATION NEEDED]
heheh.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:04 GMT
What happens when you shake the iPhone with this app running?
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:04 GMT
Now we know why they added a Oleophobic coating to the screen of the 3GS...
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 16:04 GMT
That is it. The last piece of the puzzle. High quality mobile pr0n.
Excuse me while I run out to get a new iPhone.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 20:48 GMT
...It's called 'Sexting'!
'Non-iPhone users will just have to content themselves with the slightly-less-hot girls available via the web.'
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 20:48 GMT
They're harnessing a market of people with more money than brains and/or time.
Certainly all of this stuff is available online for free but ugh it might take 2 googles to get it. People perceive those itunes fees as micropayments or those "little luxuries" and so they click click click away receiving immediate gratification.
The fact that Apple has made it so easy to capture that money is the genius part. And I'm not even an Apple fan.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 20:48 GMT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1195414/Fury-Apple-allows-porn-iPhone-time.html
The comments are, as ever, amusing.
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 20:48 GMT
what you mean you never logged into http://mobile.youporn.com on your iphone....tut tut tut
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 20:48 GMT
'pinch to zoom'
I really did lol
stronger vibe and a whole new market ;-)
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