iPhone users are finally able to get pictures of naked girls on their phone thanks to the age-rating of applications that came with the last OS update, providing welcome relief to users who would otherwise struggle to find porn on the internet. Hottest Girls is a $1.99 app that has been around for a while, serving pictures of …
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The title is *actually* aimed towards people who need to add "App Store + Application - $1.99"
to the equation "Internet + Eyes = Pornography"
I'd imagine sales in China to be good. And in political circles.
I didn't realise that anyone actually paid real money to watch porn on the net
This takes me back...
....to when I had a Psion Series 3 organizer, and downloaded onto it an animated picture of a naked woman dancing - in glorious 2-bit black 'n' white.
Ye Gods, that was 18 years ago. Congrats to Apple on allowing their PDA users the same luxury almost two decades later, albeit in colour now.
Better late than never eh!
Ai, Ai, Ai phone
Definately the Jizzers Phone
an iphone app that would keep a picture or movie centered on the iphone screen in the event of repeated movements of the device (err iphone that is).
I don't suppose there would be a use for it though.
Maybe PH could think of a use for my idea?
I'd just like to say:
Best. Subtitle. Ever.
To be honest, if you can't find free porn on the internet I can't imagine how you could possibly operate a phone.
A tip of the hat to you for the excellent ending to the first paragraph.
there really are girls who forget to put clothes on. My my, you do amaze me.
Because Paris would never do such a thing.
can't berate others for lack of sources with impunity.
"Given the inexhaustible supply of such pictures on the internet" [CITATION NEEDED]
What happens when you shake the iPhone with this app running?
Now we know why they added a Oleophobic coating to the screen of the 3GS...
That is it. The last piece of the puzzle. High quality mobile pr0n.
Excuse me while I run out to get a new iPhone.
There's word for that...
...It's called 'Sexting'!
'Non-iPhone users will just have to content themselves with the slightly-less-hot girls available via the web.'
the real value/genius of Apple
They're harnessing a market of people with more money than brains and/or time.
Certainly all of this stuff is available online for free but ugh it might take 2 googles to get it. People perceive those itunes fees as micropayments or those "little luxuries" and so they click click click away receiving immediate gratification.
The fact that Apple has made it so easy to capture that money is the genius part. And I'm not even an Apple fan.
The Daily Fail strikes again
The comments are, as ever, amusing.
what you mean you never logged into http://mobile.youporn.com on your iphone....tut tut tut
shake to undo
'pinch to zoom'
I really did lol
stronger vibe and a whole new market ;-)
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