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iPhone grows boobs at last

Martin Lyne

Useless 

Stop

Article, pictures, etc.

The title is *actually* aimed towards people who need to add "App Store + Application - $1.99"

to the equation "Internet + Eyes = Pornography"

Richard 102

Target market 

I'd imagine sales in China to be good. And in political circles.

Warren G

iPhone users clearly have money to burn 

Paris Hilton

...or they wouldn't be iPhone users in the first place!

By the way, I hope you meant "welcome relief".

I also hope there's a Paris Hilton curve, erm, angle to this story.

glenn 3

Errrr...... 

Badgers

I didn't realise that anyone actually paid real money to watch porn on the net

Jim Coleman

This takes me back... 

Pint

....to when I had a Psion Series 3 organizer, and downloaded onto it an animated picture of a naked woman dancing - in glorious 2-bit black 'n' white.

Ye Gods, that was 18 years ago. Congrats to Apple on allowing their PDA users the same luxury almost two decades later, albeit in colour now.

Better late than never eh!

Scott Evil

iGash 

Paris Hilton

chortle

Elmer Phud

Ai, Ai, Ai phone 

Grenade

Definately the Jizzers Phone

Paul Murphy 1

Overactive imagination 

Paris Hilton

an iphone app that would keep a picture or movie centered on the iphone screen in the event of repeated movements of the device (err iphone that is).

I don't suppose there would be a use for it though.

Maybe PH could think of a use for my idea?

Andy 22

I'd just like to say: 

Best. Subtitle. Ever.

CreamyInTheMiddle

Well... 

FAIL

To be honest, if you can't find free porn on the internet I can't imagine how you could possibly operate a phone.

Tony Chandler

Bravo, sir! 

Coffee/keyboard

A tip of the hat to you for the excellent ending to the first paragraph.

Anonymous Coward

You mean 

Paris Hilton

there really are girls who forget to put clothes on. My my, you do amaze me.

Tsk tsk

Because Paris would never do such a thing.

Marvin the Martian

can't berate others for lack of sources with impunity. 

Stop

"Given the inexhaustible supply of such pictures on the internet" [CITATION NEEDED]

heheh.

Neill Mitchell

Wrist action 

What happens when you shake the iPhone with this app running?

Anonymous Coward

Teflon screen 

Happy

Now we know why they added a Oleophobic coating to the screen of the 3GS...

Robert Moore

Finally 

Coat

That is it. The last piece of the puzzle. High quality mobile pr0n.

Excuse me while I run out to get a new iPhone.

Player_16

There's word for that... 

Welcome

...It's called 'Sexting'!

'Non-iPhone users will just have to content themselves with the slightly-less-hot girls available via the web.'

Timo

the real value/genius of Apple 

They're harnessing a market of people with more money than brains and/or time.

Certainly all of this stuff is available online for free but ugh it might take 2 googles to get it. People perceive those itunes fees as micropayments or those "little luxuries" and so they click click click away receiving immediate gratification.

The fact that Apple has made it so easy to capture that money is the genius part. And I'm not even an Apple fan.

Tim Miller

The Daily Fail strikes again 

FAIL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1195414/Fury-Apple-allows-porn-iPhone-time.html

The comments are, as ever, amusing.

Anonymous Coward

iporn 

Coat

what you mean you never logged into http://mobile.youporn.com on your iphone....tut tut tut

dave 93

shake to undo 

WTF?

'pinch to zoom'

I really did lol

stronger vibe and a whole new market ;-)