What's the big deal with boobs? You see one, you've seen them both.

Just because she's a semi celebrity shouldn't mean fat pigs are allowed to publish photos and make money on her back.

They want a photo ?

Fine, cough up for it.

Photos taken during public events such as Cannes Festival or movie promotion tours are a thing.

Photos taken while invading someone else's privacy are another.

Would YOU like your topless photo on the frontpage because your tits are of "general public interest" ?

Is there any country in the world that doesn't have "Big Brother" inflicted on it? It's about time the UN started taking it into account in their "quality of life" scale.

(un)RealityTV : -100points

Still, nice tits. Who is she again?

What the flip has this to with IT, Sci. Tech or anything of relevance to our stumblings?

You seem to have mistaken me (for one) for someone who gives shit!

And another thing......... I'm seriously considering starting a campaign to make The Reg a Celeb Free Zone. Anyone else with me?

How about the tag line: Ignore a Celeb today! Go on try it!

"enjoying the beach without a bikini top"

Apologies to all - I read that in a fake Spanish accent.

I shall go and castigate myself now.

BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!!!

and back to work...

Unless she's an Amazon...

The Bee has a sting in her tail today - go Sarah, go Sarah ... etc :)

Aaah - but the question is, does being the moderatrix of an online IT red-top put _you_ in the public domain? ... Hope you are (or not)* holidaying in Spain this summer!

* depending on your perspective

Sorry, my ears just pricked up. Topless women are one thing, but biscuits are another matter entirely.

If Big-G doesn't want it, can I have it? And if so, can you e-mail it to me?

Thanks,

Hmmmm.... Custom El Reg fresh in my mailbox...

Can I have Big-G's boobies then?

Wait - that didn't come out right.

*claws eyes out of skull at the mental image of Big-G's boobies*

For this kind of story you need some kind of autocommenter - image maps spring to mind. You don't we actually read the text?

4) BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!!!

4) BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!!!

I'd like a biscuit please. How do I go about getting one? (Do they have the El Reg vulture stamped on them? Those would sell, go for it, I wont even charge you for that brilliant idea, just send me a complimentary packet).

is of no consequence.

If the nerds and nerdettes only want hard tech stuff can I suggest they stay locked in there basement knocking one out furiously to some odd japanese manga stuff and leave those of us who can and do appreciate the finer female form to enjoy a fine rack displayed in a beach setting.

Paris, lets see her rack on a beach

Ah, well, breasts are an excellent model for explaining class hierarchies, inheritance and interfaces.

There is still some debate as to whether jubbly is a subclass of booby or whether it should directly inherit from the 'breast' base class. Most should, of course, implement the IFondleable interface.

See, everything has an IT angle.

that is all

Ms Bee has said it now, we need a biscuit tag

4), 2), 1), 4), 4), 4) .....

Oh and if it's biscuits we're after can I have one of those marvellous "Register Platinum Cookie" (s) please

PH Cos she'd never been seen topless.

The only thing missing from that picture are boobs big enough to motorboat - by me!

Paris, because hers you can definitely motorboat.

Yet to see any decent BOOTS in the Bootnotes section...Very Dissappointed.

This Moderatrix person is leaving too much to the imagination.

ps. can I haz biskit too?

Being one to have grumbled about the excessive number of non-entities in the UK only famous for being gormless, can I ask if we can swap a few for the Spanish equivalent? Miss España María Reyes looks far more tasty than the Big Borther dross we have here. I'd be much less inclined to grumble if we got a few more pics of her and a lot less of Jodie Marsh or the like.

Oh, and number 4! In finest Jeff Murdock style.

/mines the dirty-old-man Mac....

It's about freedom of media and digital media especially, versus our privacy rights. This is one of the prevailing issues of digital today, and is therefore especially relevant to our industry, which is as much about communication as computation.

"Here's an idea, Big-G - why don't you try refraining from clicking on any story with words like 'celebs' and 'topless' in the headline?

Alternatively, if you'd like, we can create a special version of the Reg just for you which we'll send to your inbox promptly at 9am each morning which contains nothing remotely amusing, frivolous or unconcerned with matters of consequence. Would you like that? And a biscuit? You may have a biscuit. Would you like a biscuit? "

Will you yourself be dropping by to hand feed us biscuits then? If so yes please

"Yes, I know it says topless but articles like this generally have a black line over the photo or a link rather than a picture of the breasts mid article."

What is NSFW?

I only clicked the link because it promised topless. Why should I then have to look at a blacked out pictiure? If it was something as repulsive as an MPs expense account, fair enough, black away.

But these were a fine pair of human breasts. The female human form is supposed to be found attractive by most male humans, as that's natural, so why would we wish to hide it? You see, there's the birds and the bees....

@THEBIG-G: Not to come off like a flamer, in neither way, but you do read like one of those sad anoraks that our dear BOFH despises. You know, the one's that go off on meandering stories about trainspotting, the foibles of the 8085 instruction set and why Captain Kirk is better than Piccard.

@Ms. Bee: Can I have one of your biscuits?

Seriously, If I was on a beach topless (not something likely to happen FYI) and someone put a picture up where everyone could see it, I would not try and sue them, I'd be more likely to go "Whoops, maybe I should have covered up" and try and draw as little attention as possible to the picture. Not get it splashed around the net to people who've never even heard of me! Maybe she just wanted a little more exposure...

PS, like the new icons :)

The only thing missing from that picture is a motorboat - by me!

Wow. Being offered the illustrious Sarah Bee's biscuit. I feel jealousy rising up like a _heavily_ modifed Robin (Top Gear ref. FTW).

I, like most males, prefer a nice pint (Imperial or English - who cares?!) with my biscuit(s), please!

Now where do we sign up to get a parody of Hitler about this issue?

BIKKIES! BIKKIES! BIKKIES!!!

BIKKIES!