Oh to be a Chihuahua
Some dogs have all the luck!
Jetsetting celebutard Paris Hilton is reportedly trembling behind a security ring of steel after a "secret recording device" was discovered in her deluxe Dubai hotel suite. Hilton, as any self-respecting El Reg reader knows, is in the sun-kissed Arab emirate to film My New Best Friend Forever. According to the Daily Express, the …
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Who is this Paris? I always thought that was a french singer not some american.
Ah I see it....
'Paris lounging on an empress-sized bed watching naked slave girls feed honey-glazed figs to her chihuahua'
Big Brother obviously or lots of little brothers watching on the internet.
An IT angle AND a PH angle! Now all we need is for said cam to have been planted on the orders of former Home Sec Wacky Jacky and we can shout bingo!
Given her often very evident Histrionic behaviour she probably had the camera placed there and "found" by her own people just to get some more free publicity.
This news story needs to be filed along with such modern classics as "Kimberly Vlaminck who fell asleep while 56 stars were tattooed on her face!!” and anything Amy Wine-warehouse is getting up to these days, as she tries to drink herself into a forgetting the world style coma trying to suppress her even more extreme version of Paris's behaviour. Ironically the three of them would make very good friends ... well, for about a week.
Paris Icon, because well, she needs the attention poor thing, seeing as her parents evidently failed to give her enough attention while she was growing up, hence the very evident Histrionic behaviour these days. (I feel sorry for them... well, right up to the point they drop into temper tantrum hissy fit mode to verbally hit out at people around them (and in the process winning themselves yet more attention)).
Still on the plus side, we get to see more naked shots of Paris!. Just what the Internet needs!. :)
People seem to have some crazy ideas about Dubai. Its got no more anti-american quarters then anywhere else in the world. Its more open to westerners here then most places.
Confused me for years too, Hotels don't normally move. I couldn't work out why the Hilton in Paris kept cropping up all around the world.
Damn where am I going to stay if the damn hotel's not there!
Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based on building enormous things that exist only for the purpose of not making any sense and Paris Hilton whose entire economy is based on going to parties wearing glittering stuff
"furry squeezebottle HP sauce."
Time to use the new 'keyboard' icon
(not enough 'fnar, fnar' about Paris's chihuahua - standards are slipping)
I suspect the bug would be there for people slightly more important than a do-nothing loafer.
I doubt Daddy talks to her about big business.
Or more likely, it's a hoax to garner some free publicity for her and the doubtlessly shallow film she's in.
Why anybody finds this hideous female with the body of a twelve year old girl attractive is frankly disturbing....
BODY, not IQ, OK? Thought I'd better clear that up I know twelve year olds (in a parental style capacity before you buggers start on that ;o) that are way smarter :oD
"However, al-Qaeda will certainly gain considerable propaganda benefit from its illicit footage of our Paris lounging on an empress-sized bed watching naked slave girls feed honey-glazed figs to her chihuahua while panic-stricken lackeys attempt to get Cristiano Ronaldo on the phone. ®"
I look forward to seeing THAT one on Al-Jazeera!!
The only thing the Dubai-ans care about is how much money you have in your pocket.
an excuse to use the big brother icon
that is all.....
>>>Why anybody finds this hideous female with the body of a twelve year old girl attractive is frankly disturbing....
I have the body of a 12 year old girl, I think I better get rid of it before it starts to smell and someone calls the police.
in the rumour that the only reason PH was interested in Ronaldo is because she heard that Ronaldo like to take a dive now and then?
Can't make my mind up on the Paris icon as she can squeeze my sauce bottle anytime, or the hand grenade "suck on this" icon
"It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We’re not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery."
So she found the TV remote?
Probably left over from the routine monitoring of business people's faxes, electronic communications etc., as practised worldwide by, well, all sorts of state and corporate entities.
It's not as if she didn't know it was possible - after all, her bodyguards went looking for it!!
"Um...
By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 24th June 2009 14:16 GMT
Paris who (gives a f*ck)?"
Yup I think she does, and quite often... I think its the reason she is famous
When did we get new icons and why wasn't I informed? Or have I slipped into an alternate el reg reality.
Regarding the story and Miss Hilton
Bah
Paris is apparently denying the bugging claims now:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090624/ten-hilton-denies-bugged-hotel-reports-c60bd6d.html
Suppose its not bugging if she asked for them.
"It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We’re not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery."
/me rush to scan the usual porn torrent site.
"Amy Wine-warehouse "
You now owe me a new keyboard.
"well, for about a week"
considering they have the attention span of a squirrel, I doubt 7 minutes
@fajensen - going to parties wearing glittering stuff
And somehow forgetting her underwear....
@ge - Thought I'd better clear that up
Erm, yeah, riiiiight........
@AC 14:16 GMT - Paris who (gives a f*ck)?
About half the continent apparently.....
@Frank Bitterlich - So she found the TV remote?
No, magic fingers. inventor just passed away this week.
@Andrew 79 - Suppose its not bugging if she asked for them.
Oh, thought you said buggering. Sorry
Icon; it's mandatory.
You get the new icon - DOOM BAR on my spacebar, thanks to you!!! Nicely played...
I can assure you that she does not like this sort of stuff.
Especially if your every breath and move is reported you need a place where you have some privacy. I don't think Paris has to resort to complicated ridiculous theatrics to get attention..
I mean, it has been put out that her minders found the device. But it could just have easily have been found by Ms Hilton herself. For all we know the last resident in that room she was staying in might have left something from her wardrobe behind - and I'm sure that if Ms Hilton had heard a something familiar like "bzzz....bzzzz...." happening she would have been onto it in an instant.
Metaphorically speaking of course. Outer case of a sausage roll and all that.
And I'm choosing Ms Hilton as my icon on the basis that I've got some spare batteries here, which she won't be needing as the bzzzz..... bzzzzz..... takes place.
When I first heard about our Paris, I too could not figure out why she had been named after a hotel in bloody Paris. Took me a while to figure out. Was the Woolworth heiress, before it went tits up named after Woolworths. No she bloody well wasn't. Her name was Hutton, Barbara. I suppose PH eventually will have kids, keep her surname and call them Bangkok, London and somewhere else in the World where there is a Hilton hotel.
Paris because if you can't have a Paris Hilton icon in a comment about Paris Hilton, and my second choice was Jimmy Edwards, in lieu of my being a miserable pedantic twat.
F5 on TPB's recent torrents page :)
"I suppose PH eventually will have kids, keep her surname and call them Bangkok, London and somewhere else in the World where there is a Hilton hotel."
I wonder if she'll adopt one and call it TravelLodge.
"It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We’re not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery."
It should have used the super smooth TGV.
She found one of her bodyguards mobile phones.
With it not being a BlackBerry she wouldn't have known what it was at first and have insisted on its disposal.
On the Yahoo link :
"my hotel room is not bugged with listening devices and hidden cameras, another LIE created by the media. Dumb."
She signed it "Dumb". Cute.