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UK retailer apologizes for faux Iran Tweets

erichammond

Abuse of notlong.com URL redirecting service 

Not only were those additional spams you found abusing Twitter, they were also abusing the notlong.com URL redirecting service and have been disabled for violating the terms of service. Thanks for catching these. Further reports of abuse can be forwarded to abuse@notlong.com

Anonymous Coward

What a shonky practice Habitat 

Coat

They already show up in searches for tat

Twitter + Habitat = Habitwat

Mines the green dinner jacket - ahhhmedinnerjacket!

Anonymous Coward

That's unconscionable. 

Headmaster

But using "for" in front of "free" should attract summary beheading.

jake

As I was saying. 

Twitter and other so-called "Web2.0" sites are entertainment only. Toys that can, and will, be abused by anyone that wants to abuse them. Why anyone would think that such sites would be a reliable source of information is beyond me ...

TeeCee

How does that work then? 

Joke

"Yes, I'd two of those minimalistic and eye-wateringly expensive lamps and one of those astonishingly unconfortable but terribly stylish leather sofas please. Oh and an Iranian Revolution while you're at it. Do you do stain protection for the revolution? It took me ages to get the blood out of the last one...."

Anonymous Coward

RE: As I was saying 

Stop

Jake, why anyone would think Twitter was a reliable source of *entertainment* is beyond me.

10am took a dump.

11am ate some crisps

11:10 looked for info about Iran

ad nauseum

Gordon Pryra

Who believes Habitat? 

Flame

Companys have been using these tactics since the internet was born.

What annoys me, is like the polititions, these companys actually think that we believe their denials

Stop insulting us

Habitat stuff is shit anyway

Matthew Cochrane

Habitat response 

On the Social Media Today Site, the Habitat Press Office posted the following comment - which seems to have been missed by most news sources reporting the story:

"In response to speculation, we would like to clarify – this was not done by an agency. The hashtags were uploaded without Habitat’s authorisation by an overenthusiastic intern who did not fully understand the ramifications of his actions. He is no longer associated with Habitat."

Anonymous Coward

Nice one notlong.com abuse team! 

Thumb Up

Thumbs up for your rapid response and anti-spam alertness! KUTGW :-)

ElNumbre

Call for Seymore Bots. 

FAIL

The trouble with Bots its its Garbage in, Garbage Out.

As the bearded wonder, Dave Gorman pointed out the other day, Garmin have now found this. He posted something on Twitter saying the his Garmin blew goats (or words to that effect), the Garmin bot retweeted it ad nausium to the globe.

Anthony 13

So you are telling me Twitter... 

... uses the equivalent of Meta Tags! That really worked as a search tool on the Internet didn't it ...

Havin_it

You lot make me want to puke 

FAIL

FFS ... I've held my tongue long enough, but two (different!) manglings of this popular phrase in one thread is the final straw.

"ad nauseam". That's how you spell it. Not "nauseum", nor indeed "nausium". I believe a "nauseum" might be a large public building displaying exhibits of people throwing up, or perhaps somewhere you can go if you wish to throw up. "Nausium" is the 114th element, a heavy metal that can cause those exposed to it to blow chunks.

Don't they teach English any more?

<ducks>

TeeCee

@Anthony 13 

FAIL

No, it's entirely different.

Metatags were an old-skool FAIL. This is FAIL 2.0 replete with user-generated FAIL.