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NASA moon-attack probe beams home first lunar shots

Adrian Esdaile

IlPallazzo and Excel will be chuffed... 

Black Helicopters

..to see their plans for world domination have finally come to fruition! People of Earth (and Fukuoka City) will quail at mention of the the name LCROSS! And, of course, ACROSS!

Today's experiment.... worked!

Anonymous Coward

LCROSS is actually a neat implementation 

Thumb Up

It's a structure normally used to attach the payload and some electronics to the Atlas. Since it had to be there for LRO, they just packed it with a couple more electronics boxes, and viola! you have an impactor mission.

It was done on the cheap (for NASA) with lots of potential science return.

Winkypop

I'll see you on the dark side of the....... 

Flame

....THUD !

John Smith 19

Traffic accidents kill more Merkins abroad than terrorists 

Joke

Osama bin Laden venerates the inventor of the round-about.

So why should space be any different?

TeeCee

@John Smith 19 

Not only abroad.

Not so long ago, I saw a post on one of the Classic Car forums from a gentleman who lives in Florida. Apparently, just up the way from where he lives, they'd built a new shopping mall adjacent to a busy highway. When deciding how to join the mall access road to the highway, some bright spark in road planning had decided that this rather cunning European thing called a "roundabout" that he'd seen on his travels and been wanting to try out would be a really good idea.

The chap who wrote the post said that fortuitously there was a tree-shaded grassed area next to this junction with a handy bench on it. His favourite afternoon pastime was to walk down there with a sixpack of beer and watch the accidents.

fishcakes

here love,.. 

why don't you drive for a bit.....

Astarte

Be careful about where it impacts 

Dark Side of the Moon. Anybody remember this?

We wouldn't want to desecrate Elvis Presley's resting place or the WW II bomber in which his body was found.

Dr. Mouse

Science, gotta love it :) 

Grenade

If you want to see what something is made of, grab the biggest hammer you can find and hit it... hard!

Works for small things (only the hammer is another small thing, done in a big thing - particle accellerators) so why not the moon? Crash something into it and see what happens.

Maybe my boss will let me do the same with the old P3 I am forced to use to access one specific network...

Mark Wills

I have no comment. 

Alien

I just wanted the little alien icon :-)

A.N Other

The end of the world is nigh!!! 

Don't do it!!!! The impact will obviously nudge the moon out of it's current orbit and cause it to drift away, so hastening the end of the world as we know it...

Fractured Cell

The moon is drifting away? 

Megaphone

But then the sky will fall!

*Runs around screaming: THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!*

Tel

Watched the 'swing by' video... 

WTF?

Is that it?

I was expecting something exciting!

Yorkshirepudding

clangers! 

Coat

wont be amused

/coat

Anonymous Coward

I feel your pain 

Paris Hilton

new lunar probe

I sure wouldn't want my moon probed by a "heavy impactor"

Yeah, I know she knows all about it.....

amanfromearth

It's not a science project 

Alien

It's the USAF trying to knock out the Lizardman Moonbase. The delay until October is because they haven't located it yet...

Jonathan Richards 1

@AC 24th June 2009 01:44 GMT 

Boffin

AC wrote:

>LCROSS is actually a neat implementation

I have a question. Won't the upper stage and so forth be full of hydrocarbons and stuff? Slamming it into the lunar surface will vaporise a proportion of the impactor, and potentially contaminate the plume, surely?

> viola! you have an impactor mission.

Shit! They're throwing musical instruments at the moon? Look out for the spectoscopic signature of that Stradivarius varnish...

Jonathan Richards 1

Yeah, yeah. s/spectoscopic/spectroscopic 

FAIL

No further comment required.

John Smith 19

@Jonathan Richards 1 

Boffin

"Won't the upper stage and so forth be full of hydrocarbons and stuff? Slamming it into the lunar surface will vaporise a proportion of the impactor, and potentially contaminate the plume, surely?"

No. The Centaur stage is fuelled by liquid Hydrogen and Oxygen and are in a fairly slow orbit specifically to allow time for the tanks to vent. With direct sunlight raising the stage surface temp several 100 degrees and the very low pressure in space pretty much anything volatile will "boil" off.

With a detailed parts list and a fairly low mass relative to what they hope to eject into space it should be *fairly* easy to subtract out the part of the plume supplied by the stage.