The War on Treacle must continue
Treacle is the root of all evil. Treacle threatens us all.
Treaclism must be routed out and eradicated.
Extreme Treacle plots are everywhere we look, in all parts of our society, no one is above reproach when it comes to Treaclism.
We must all stand firm and brave against Treacle.
And above all else we must continue to pour tons of money into the fight against Treacle, because some people are getting very fat off it, and that must continue.