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Branson breaks ground on US rocketplane spaceport

Anonymous Coward

Carbon Footprint 

I am in favour of manned space flight but why don't the greens object? Is Branson made out of teflon or is he just too cuddly?

Anonymous Coward

Branson Space Shite 

If you have ever had the pleasure of using Branson's trains, you will know that space flight and Branson simply do not mix.

peter 5

No, actually this is a good thing... 

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I've spent my life being snarky about manned space flight, but this is genuinely good news. The bearded tycoon is not gonna stop with suborbital flights. And the fact that their are dumb rich folks stupid enough to throw cash at this "experience" means the industry will grow to a point where it is possible to spend a weekend at L1 or L4. (Now I all I gotta do is figure out how to earn enough cash to be able to afford it...)

Jez Burns

Billionaire builds playground / theme park for the super-rich.. 

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Hasn't he seen Jurrassic Park, West World etcetera? This is bound to end in tears.

Gene Cash

roader grater? 

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Is that like a road grader? Or more proof of how cheesy it all is?

Andy Poulton

This really Grates 

Boffin

So, a "roader grater" was at work in a symbolic fashion (great image of someone shaving the top surface off a road) - sounds like someone was listening in a shambolic fashion. I must admit that I don't know roads but I do know graters - those things designed to create little pieces of cheese etc for sprinkling (leads to a great image of someone shaving the top surface off a road) .

I think they may have used a road GRADER but I wasn't there, didn't see any news nor have I seen a press release.

I'm the one in the pedants glasses

Anonymous Coward

Still a little way short of true spaceflight... 

Unhappy

I won't hold my breath waiting for Branson to progress to true orbital flight - there's a big difference between the maximum Mach 3 achieved by SpaceShipOne and the Mach 25 needed to achieve orbit - it takes 60 to 70 times as much energy, for one thing.

A B 3

I can visualize it... 

Go

Like Aliens (ty JC) you be strapped in via full body harness. Some smart alec will say, "Express elevator to hell, going down." Then, wooosh! (sry I just put spittle on my screen). Someone will puke and promptly discover the hazards of puking in zero G. Something akin to the big bang. Nonetheless the twisting descent will probably be the funnest part, much like you would find on a rollercoaster. Oh wait I can have that thrill for $100.

Phillip Williams 1

Delivers late, not was was promised, or not-at-all. 

Branson? That clown has been launching/announcing/signing/ground-breaking new schemes for years and years as so often (see Tom Bower's excellent book on him) strangely either delivers late, not was was promised, or not-at-all.

Bit like Virgin Trains, come to think of it.

And he/his empire pay little or no UK tax: Or do sodd-all in Charity donations...

Old Beardie ain't the guy he wants you to think he is..

Cheers!

Lodger

Anonymous Coward

What if 

Go

Yeah, but if they build that nanofibre-tetherlift up to space they can counterbalance an artificial L-point and both hoist to, and launch from. Then the rest o' the solsys.

They better build those gianormous, enclosed greenhouses on the moon.

Go for faster.

ark

where are the pictures ... 

... that were not allowed to be taken ?

Your alien overlord - fear me

Has anyone thought about immigration control 

Considering how anal US immigration is, do you send a message from the White Knight asking for permission to enter the US of A - and if they refuse are you stuck in orbit ?

jeffrey 1

Like other virgin transport? 

Will the seating area on bransons spacplane stink of sewage? or is this design feature just availabe on pendelinos and super voyagers?

Ray0x6

Richardwhoson? 

"After all the hard work to get this project off the ground, it is gratifying to see Spaceport America finally become a reality," Richardson said.

Uhhhm. Is there suddenly a new fashion for nicknaming bizpterprenuers with contractions? First we had Suralun, now we have Richardson. What next? Dunnatyne? Pakenna? Simowell?

Anonymous Coward

@ark 

Happy

Try here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/24526864@N03/3641271495/