Won Key - Soho?
If you've never been insulted there, then you've never shi*t your pants since you were a nipper.
(Probably gone, now. Excellent food. But no longer accessable to me.)
Once, I was there and - firstly - told to "fuc*c off upstair [sic]" - then my girl and I couldn't share a table, we sat at opposite 8-cover tables.
Students near me tried to pay, but they were about 20 pence short. Waiter counted the money, and threw it on the floor "Not Eroff" - or something like...
Still, I got the bastard when I found a white clothes clip in my rice. I clipped it to his ear at the end of the meal.
Joy and Merriment! Gathering Nuts and May!*
Thrown out. Before they realised they hadn't charged us...Good grub, and cheap, though. In our case, extremely.
(Don't get me on my Cafè Royale bill, pleeth.)
IT Angle? It's where the PFY would take a woman. Cheap.
*Oh, and it's my 53'rd birthday Saturday. Just thought I'd mention it, in case anyone gives a shit.....(pause..pause..pause) didn't hear a thing. Must be deaf, or demented... ;-)