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Microsoft forbids changes to Windows 7 netbook wallpaper

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Anonymous Coward

All I have to say is 

Coat

*Farter* edition, more like.

Mine's the coat with the brown stain.

Chris Haynes

Desktoptards... 

Stop

Is there anything more ludicrous? Can Microsoft handle this any worse? Customising your own PC is pretty much a given, and always has been. For them to stop you from changing your own desktop smacks of straw-grasping at ways of making the next version seem like the better choice.

Desktoptards.

Anonymous Coward

Customization?? 

Would that be something like overwriting the image file with another?

James O'Brien

Whats to stop someone 

Gates Horns

From finding the file for it and replacing the default file with one they want but keep the name the same? Or a registry hack that will allow it? Not to mention WTF is the reason for this?

Vlad The Impatient

Is this petty or... 

Gates Horns

...just desperate?

I am, in fact, almost enjoying this! LOL

Anonymous Coward

The reason is... 

Linux

Microsoft wants you to BUY the most expensive version possible you dummies!

Penguin all the way ;-D

Michael 10

Better than the alternative 

Gates Halo

While I don't understand what reason there is for blocking it, I do think they're making the right move in blocking the companies from doing it.

I'm fine with he standard green hills and blue skies, but I think a giant brand logo as my background would drive me insane (although I don't think I'll ever get anything running this stripped 7)

Tone

Another PR Disaster.. 

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What are the numpties thinking??

Dustin 1

Is this for users, or just the OEMs 

I could understand telling OEMs to keep thier crap off of the os, but changing of the background by end users, thats a stupid move.

jim 45

unbelievable 

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They might as well call it "Ender Edition".

Graham 25

This is funny 

You do have to wonder about the state of sanity of marketing people who come up with stuff like this :)

"You can have any colour you want as long as its black" - Henry Ford

Tim Hale 1

Face <- Hand 

Gates Horns

And this after their 'Engineering Windowws 7' blog said that they discovered that people like to customize and that they've add more features in to allow people to do just that. So now they say yes, but if you're on a netbook you're too stupid / tight / poor to have this Microsoft goodness bestowed upon you. Surely they aren't claiming that the hardware can't cope with different wallpaper?

They're so deluded and divorsed from reality it makes me wonder it they're actually MPs...

Mike Gravgaard

RE Whats to stop someone 

Dead Vulture

I bet Microsoft make the background image file protected with Windows File Protection and also don't include Regedit by default.

I don't understand why Microsoft do this though for a product aimed at netbooks when they have strong competition from Linux.

I believe the only reason Windows beats Linux in the netbook market is due to:

-Microsoft does nice licensing details Asus and friends to keep linux out of this market

-The Windows versions of these machines have better hardware specs at cheaper prices!

I wonder when Microsoft will learn from their mistakes but I really don't think that they do.

Mike

Reg grave stone aimed at Microsoft for a stupid knee/foot shooting incident. Now if only they could place the gun nearer their head next time!

James 55

Hahaha? 

Boffin

What on earth?

I can imagine the fools sitting around a desk with their pencils tapping away and then, during an awkward silence, one of them mentions that they could block desktop changes. Then they all go Yea, yea, yea (like in parliament) just to fill the awkwardness.

Knob jockeys.

Yan-Jie Schnellbach

Microsoft tries to eliminate netbooks? 

Flame

So... basically Microsoft is unable to program a good slim, no-frills OS for netbooks. So instead of brushing up their programming and make it work, they rather try to make netbooks go away?

Because that's what all Starter edition plans are sounding like.

Lost in a maze of twisty messages, all alike.

Isn't it obvious ? 

M$ will announce that "OK, you can change your desktop background after all", and everyone will sob with gratitude.

In the euphoria, some much bigger and more significant but less immediately visible limitation will go unquestioned until after launch, when it will be revealed (as with Vista home basic) that it really is so crippled as to be useless.

It's how M$ deliberately and habitually does things, as El Reg reminded us in a recent M$ EU antitrust article.

Dave Bell

And what will the picture be? 

I don't know that I even want a background picture when I'm working. It just consumes resources anyway, and a plain colour works OK.

SkippyBing

MS in competion with Gordon Brown 

To see who can fuck up something simple most spectacularly. Obviously GB was doing well by screwing up the MP's expenses overhaul and the Iraq war enquiry but MS may well have caught up with this move. Mind you I think GB's Rwanda/Twitter comment may be a slam dunk on his part....

bazza

What one can do... 

...another can reverse. Unless MS roll out some mega signing mechanism with a now-to-big-crunch kind of decrypt problem (such as they've yet to do on anything else...), just how do they propose to make this impossible to override?

It would certainly be ironic if the strongest security feature is the one that stops you changing the wallpaper...

Emo

Duh 

Just buy the oem version of the one you want, mucho cheaper than in a store :)

Jerry Masterson

Think crying clowns and primary colors 

Go

So the desktop will be a photo of typical Windows users?

Miek

Overwrite ... 

Linux

Overwrite the 'bliss.bmp' or whichever over saturated picture they set as the default. I do that for all win PCs I setup. I am soooo sick of looking at that nasty blue and green hills cack.

Eduard Coli

Why? 

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Why do Windows people put up with this crap anyway?

You pay for the license to use Ballmer's software and it shows.

If M$ wanted to force the issue then they should put a Ballmer family reunion pic as the lockdown background.

Miek

Better than the alternative? 

Linux

Surely Ubuntu is a good alternative. Android and Moblin look promising too.

Charlie Barnes

Harder? 

Gates Horns

"Look forward to walking your relatives through that process in the future."

I would imagine it would be easier than the current methods provided by Microsoft.

steward

If M$ isn't going to allow modifications... 

Gates Horns

why would anyone bother with an M$ computer anyway? That's the only feature they have available that trumps Apple.

Richard Cartledge

oh noes 

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Why would anyone want to change? M$ are so good with artwork and design, look at how well their geeks knocked up a full 800x600ppi tellytubby land for XP, and had the expertise to make it 8-bit heavily compressed with no anti-aliasing and turned the colour and contrast up to 13.

SynnerCal

It's a joke you dummies 

Coat

This 'finding' is a joke by Microsoft - then they can suddenly change that one registry key and let folks change what they want - the feature added "due to public demand". Meanwhile it keeps Windows7 in the news.

After all, if you can't change fonts, colours, etc then they might just run foul of the visual impaired. Personally I wouldn't even countenance such as hellishly restricted kludge.

Windows 7 Starter Edition? On this basis maybe they should rename it "Windows 7 for the Clueless" (and PC World will _still_ try and sell you a copy of Norton for it!)

Still, if a netbook with Win7SE on it is cheap then it'll be a boon for all the penguin herders out there - come in Ubuntu Netbook Remix...

dervheid

Knob... 

Heads

That is all!

cookieMonster

Fecking Brilliant !!!! 

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Their competitors could not have done a better job at getting people to choose an alternative. Just who the f&%K is running the show in that place?

Me thinks the *NIX/Apple crowd have a mole working inside the beast. Its the only logical conclusion to the clusterfuck that this release is turning into.

Balefire

How to stop change? 

Black Helicopters

To all those who say "Why not just overwrite the file?" Either Lost @19:08 is correct and they are using it to cover for something else which is worse, or they could bury the graphic in a required .dll file which cannot be changed without screwing the entire system. You know, the same way they embedded bits of IE into random system files purely so it is impossible to completely remove.

Herby

Resources??? 

Maybe they can't change the wallpaper. Typical netbooks have limited resources (disk, memory) so it may be that the netbook after loading the Windows 07 operating system and all the other junk that comes in an OEM version has there isn't any room left over to load some simple wallpaper, or the program to make it work. What with Windows 07 being a resource hog (what version of Windows isn't!) it will barely work anyway.

Upgrades available, please send money to: upgrade OS, more memory, more disk! But it isn't a netbook then (oh, well!).

Greg Fleming

The Plot ... 

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They lost it some time ago.

Doug Glass

Ah Hell .... 

Go

Wipe it and install XP, or Linux ... or buy a MAC. Lots of choices

Small Wee Jobbie

A title is required 

Joke

I always change my users desktop to Aqua...looks nice and they seem to appreciate it!

David 45

Compulsory? 

Will owners not be able to turn the wallpaper off altogether? It's a well-known fact that wallpaper and other uneccessary fancy graphics drain system resources and I would imagine that a netbook needs all it can get. My own home desktop machines have no wallpaper and are set for "best performance" in properties and "classic" appearance. Dull, I know, but not having to struggle to maintain all the fancy graphics and/or wallpaper does perk them up quite considerably.

Jimbo 7

started edition 

Windows Started Edition bare bones OS for cheapest OEM netbooks and laptops available only in certain regions

99.9% of you will not buy this version, so why you talk crap about it? Who cares?

Defiant

Sad & Pathetic 

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Oh look another knock at Microsoft and the Linux geeks are lining up to thank them for it, losers

sprpwr

Spysheriff 

Dead Vulture

Just browse for malware and it'll change it for you!

Anonymous Coward

Will anyone use starter edition anyway? 

Linux

Linux works much better for netbooks, since all you need is Firefox, a text editor and perhaps OpenOffice and an mp3/video player.

Iam Me

Here have some title 

Gates Horns

MS are so proficient at the "aim gun at foot and pull the trigger" method of public relations, does this REALLY come as a shock to anyone? I mean seriously this isn't the first time it's happened and not the least of their gaffs in this whole situation.

Tommy Pock

Microsoft's business model 

...is blonde.

the spectacularly refined chap

Crippleware 

There is no need to say any more really is there? That just shows how competitive MS thinks they are, that they can remove trivial features from a product, call it an upgrade, and then charge to replace the features removed. Let's hope the European commisson make mincemeat out of them. Again.

cmw

Accessibility 

Linux

I am not sure that people with a visual impairment will be particularly happy.

There is no way they can get away with that without being challenged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessibility

I am therefore fairly confident that microsoft will backtrack on this idea.

Treacle

When the leader is NOT seated in the Tao... 

Linux

To paraphrase Lao Tzu: When the leader is NOT seated in the Tao... then the whole company is not in the Tao. Given how autistic Chairman (Rockin' Mr.) Bill is, and how devious their early competative efforts were, it's no surprise to me the depth of awkwardness they design into every single product they produce. They continue to trip over themselves for a shrinking iota of market share. Bye bye M$, it's been a pain in the ass knowin' ya! I don't know Linux very well now, but the future has penguins written all over it.

Anonymous Coward

Do MS have any money left? 

There is the find $10000 in Oz and now this, just to get free publicity!

Or are MS starving the financially challenged competition free publicity?

Anonymous Coward

Default wallpaper 

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I hope it's goatse

Justin Clements

@defiant 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHA

M$ Fanboys got fucked.

Charles Manning

re: Resources?? 

Most phones, with far more limited resources, can change wallpaper.

If it has got enough space and grunt to handle Windows 7, it can handle wallpapering. Even WinCE devices can do this.

Charles Manning

BingBook? LiveBook? 

If M$ marketing had an ounce of savvy, they'd be doing brand leveraging - weave the brands together to help support new products. Apple does this well with the whole iXxxx thing.

Netbooks fit in with whole idea of clouds and network teathering. They should call these things LiveBooks or Bingbooks or something.

Your Bingbook is just a Bing portal.

It would then make some sense to defeat customising the wallpaper or doing any OEMing. Just have the Live or Bing branding as the wallpaper to re-enforce the whole concept.

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