Why install IE? #
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
...when you call fool it with changing the user agent for the same result?
It's not even like it does anything like using rendering quirks to hide the content from non-IE8 users...
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 01:16 GMT
Meh, I'm running the Windows 7 RC so it has IE 8 already, just combine it with the IE Tab extension for Firefox and voila!
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 01:30 GMT
"So you'll have to endure Internet Explorer 8 and Twitter for less than $10,000. Not much of bribe, that."
Spot [bleep]ing on!
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
Now we know at least a few things:
A) ie8 is not using standards else you could use opera/ff as well
B) ie8 is prob. crap, else it would be chosen for its quality and not for a $$$ bribe.
C) what other "easter eggs" or "options" are hidden in ie8 ??
So ms pays/bribe you when you search+shop with blunt/live/whatever they call it today, but if you get too smart they cry foul-play
So what will happen if a bunch of smart guys "find" the treasure at the same time ??
i would LMAO
And one thing is for sure:
the ms pricing will go up to cover all those financial games.
i think you have a better chance in the lottery ...
<my warped blue striped coat with pinguins and dragons on it ...>
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
you can only view the stuff that is hidden behind a lack of standards compliance. Sounds like our financial app at the office.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
...when you call fool it with changing the user agent for the same result?
It's not even like it does anything like using rendering quirks to hide the content from non-IE8 users...
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
Is it such a piece of shit of a browser that they have tp pay you to use it.
Or is this just "advanced compensation" for when the innate vulns in IE cause you to be a victim of ID theft?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
So the voucher's location has not already been leaked by one of the MS team to a pal who'll split the prize later? Forgive my scepticism about *anything* concerning MS.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
If Micro$oft thinks it can bribe me to ditch Firefox for the latest version of the crappiest browser in the world, the are deluding themselves, as I am EARNING almost this amount in the last few weeks flat out removing IE8 from my customers computers! They got it automatically thru windows update, no notification it was going to happen, THEY'RE NOT HAPPY!!!
Microsoft, GGF
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Microsoft advertising that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
then I'll happily ditch Firefox and use IE8. I'll even install Windwoes!
Ten grand should just about compensate me for a week - maybe two - of pain.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
This is dumber than you'd expect. It just checks the user agent of the browser; install user agent switcher in FF, and an agent for IE8, and you get the clues. Not that you'd want to bother...
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
Some joker sets up a fake "you won" site :)
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
i think i b0rked it yay FF3 and useragent switcher
http://i42.tinypic.com/jr381k.jpg
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
I visited the site in Chrome and got this message instead:
"But you'll never find it using tarnished Chrome,
(So get rid of it, or get lost)."
Looks like microsoft just doesn't like anyone who doesn't use IE8.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
*cough* change the UA string in Firefox *cough*
Or is there some secret sauce that MS has included in IE8?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:26 GMT
It was all in loose change down the back of Gates' sofa.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:27 GMT
Been the greedy, lazy sheep that us Austalians, sorry we are not "Australians" any more but we are "aussies" (groan) M$ are on a dead set winner here.
But why can't the competition be followed with another browser other than IE? Is not IE8 a "standards compliant" browser these days?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:27 GMT
IE Tab is simply an IE window in Firefox, so it's not really Firefox... Use User-Agent Switcher instead, and copy the IE8 headers into the header spoof panel! Although knowing Microsoft they'll probably bury it in an ActiveX control or some crap like that.
I won't be bothering though, myself. Suxplorer 8 is still Suxplorer.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 04:34 GMT
I suggest that the Mozilla people run their own advert, where they place one very simple clue that leads to a web page that only IE users can access. This web page will have a download that will wipe IE from your computer and replace it with Firefox.
The selling point can be that with Firefox on their PC instead of IE, the time and aggravation that Australian citizens will save over the next year will be worth over $100,000 as a nationwide total. Go worldwide and make the advertised savings as $millions.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 05:02 GMT
get the money using firefox or anyother non IE browser
then we donate all the money to mozilla org or opera idk
and what will MS say after
"Ummm we got out smarted by opensource ppl that took our money and donated it to their devil appz" - billy gates
i declare this win
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Yeh, come here, there's ten grand, just click this link and accept the Active X control it downloads....
And if it doesn't work, keep doing that whenever you see anyone offer you 10 grand to just make sure it's not us, we'll offer lots of consolation prizes in the form of addons for your browser along the way.
ONLY AVAILABLE WITHIN INTERNET EXPLORER 8!
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
I really, really hope they try this in Europe. Not even Microsoft will be able to afford the fine
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Tom's Hardware had a similar IE8 competition for US users.
MS can't give away their browser. In fact, now they'll pay you to take it away.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
You story is very vague, "If you're the first Microsoft whore to find the dough, you get to keep it.", just a tad too subtle for me. I've not idea what your'e getting at!
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Mozilla, Apple and Opera should run their own contests.
Competition is what freedom of choice is all about.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Yes they know it's not IE but they just say
**But you'll never find it using that browser.
"(So get rid of it, or get lost)."**
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
So now we know, IE8 doesn't comply with standards, and is bloated with MS-unique features. What other malware does it contain?
Are MS going to pay for web devs to be trained to deploy these "features" on sites? No, thought not.
Are we going to see a rise in the number of IE-only sites, just when web devs are abiding to W3 standards, and the number of browser-specific sites is diminishing?
I'll stick with my Linux/Firefox desktop, thankyou. MS can stick their cash where the sun don't shine.
The Penguin, the answer.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Do you get an extra bonus for finding the bounty in Firefox, Opera or even Lynx?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Congratulations you have won Microsoft's $10,000 treasure hunt. Click here to download the winner's voucher, winners_voucher.exe, to claim your prize.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Won't they just use ActiveX or something, so FF UA switching won't work?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
So.... The top Google result for '3000 upside down microsoft'?
It's an article about Microsoft laying off 3000 people.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
This must be the best value for money in the history of marketing. In return for an investment of a paltry 10k dollars they got themselves (free !) wall-to-wall coverage in just about every computer magazine on the planet.
That kind of money won't even buy you a decent editorial or a cover photograph anymore. Perhaps you'd get a half page full-colour on page two, but that's it.
Learn from Microsoft people!
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
More likely, a slew of "Congratulations! You've won $10,000 from Microsoft!" emails.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
...to http://twitter.com/tengrand_IE8
Using everyone's favourite browser lynx, for example:
http://i43.tinypic.com/11uvoux.jpg
I wonder what magic they'll be using to conceal the actual "loot".
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
my guess it's using microsoft conditionals, so changing the user agent probably won't help.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Just use the magic string "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.0)". You'll be in like Flint.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Firstly $10,000 is worth about as much to Microsoft as the pus out of a pimple on my bum is to me. It probably cost MS more in lunches for the marketing bods to come up with the idea.
Secondly, this IE8 is obviously not compatible with any standards so why don't Microsoft stop calling it a browser and give it some other name thereby also avoiding all the ant-competition stuff.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:14 GMT
Cue the flood of people forwarding those stupid 'If you forward this email to X people Microsoft/Bill Gates will give you $10,000"
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:22 GMT
I will save that much over a few years just by using Linux instead of Microsoft's (and partner's) offerings.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:22 GMT
Almost as good as this:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/get-the-facts/browser-comparison.aspx
Get a look at it before someone sues them.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:22 GMT
Or a phishing scam? Or a joke? I can't actually tell :-(
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:27 GMT
They must have bowed to the pressure of complaints, as it now says (so get rid of it or get lost...) and when you mouse over it changes to 'get lost in the hunt'.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:27 GMT
As a marketing strategy, this looks a bit dodgy. Users who are using early versions of IE may wonder why MS is so keen to bribe them to use IE8 and assume that it must be a pile of crap. Also, whilst many of them may not have known or bothered about Firefox before, the very fact that MS is prepared to bribe them to steer clear of Firefox may pique their curiosity enough to try it.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:34 GMT
So, I'm guessing that if you can't find the 10 grand using Firefox, then that 10 gee doesn't adhere to web standards...
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:37 GMT
All Australians are lacking in education, prefer to be drunk, and are proud of 'not taking themselves too seriously'. That's according to every advert for Australian products I have ever seen on British TV anyway. They should think themselves lucky that Microsoft have tried to suss out their parlance, they'd never dare use a phrase like 'get lost' in their British advertising because like most yanks they think we all prance around wearing bowler hats and having tea with the queen.
By the way Cade, Windows Explorer isn't a web browser, it's the file browser in Windows. As an Apple whore you are excused from knowing that but maybe the editor on an 'ITsite' should have spotted it.
To all other pppppp-posters, I'm not a Microsoft whore, or an OSS whore, just a human being who is glad not to need to define myself by saying things like...
"I am so clever that I can see the marketing tricks Micro$oft uses, and the flaws in the software they produce. That's not enough though, I also need to constantly point out how superior that makes me and how stupid everyone else must be if they don't make the same decisions as me regarding what software to install on their hardware"
Love you all really though (you bunch of twats)
x
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:37 GMT
That's Ozzy dollars, which are about 3 to the pound. So you have to endure IE8 for about 3500 quid. (give or take the exchange rate)
It isn't worth having.
And you have to endure a social networking site for more than ten minutes at a time. Yes twitter might be okay, now and then in small doses, but some of us actually have lives, and jobs and the need to talk to a live person.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 13:36 GMT
As others have pointed out, just change your user agent using a plug-in switcher. An IE8 one is:
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/4.0; SLCC2; Media Center PC 6.0; InfoPath.2; MS-RTC LM 8)
With that in place I am now able to get some MS love on Linux. Mmmm, don't I feel all cosseted.
I like the idea of OpenSauces getting the money and then donating it. But it really would not surprise me to find out that MS is using some non-standards trick to make sure only IE8 can access.
Either way...OpenSauces claiming the prize is a PR disaster for MS:
1) THey got taken by the OpenSauces; or
2) They have to admit to non-standards in IE8.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 13:36 GMT
Are the Mac fanbois prepared to mount a legal challenge to this, seeing as there's no IE8 for MacOS and there never will be....?!