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Che Guevara's granddaughter poses for PETA

Anonymous Coward

those 

Those don't look like organic carrots... I suspect the use of pesticides.

Efros

Whatever you do 

Paris Hilton

Don't move or the fly gets it!

Paris don't need no cause to get her kit off.

Jimmy Floyd

Good luck with that one 

She's from Argentina, a place where even cooking one's enormous steak rare is considering to be a bit poofy.

Samson Chan

Che.... 

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...Will be rolling in his grave.

LuMan

Cor! 

Paris Hilton

I wouldn't half mind a look at her Lettuce!!

PHWWOOAARR!

Paris, 'cos she's good with carrots (probably)!

Mark_T

I'm a little teapot, short and stout... 

Happy

This is my handle, this is my spout.....

PETA will go totally Buddhist soon and demand everyone goes barefoot so as not to harm ants.

Somebody tell the veggie-nazis how many poor innocent microbes the human gut and immune system kills daily. Oh the humanity !!!

Anonymous Coward

I for One 

...welcome our new Carrot wielding beret wearing Overlady.

Dave Bell

So it's a fake? 

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JRallo

I'm outraged! 

Flame

I'm part of PETFV, those vegetables were savagely removed from the earth, tied together, then put on display for the entire world to see!

deadlockvictim

Carrots and Sticks 

I like her approach with the carrots. How does she administer the stick?

Edwin

"an homage of sorts" 

yes. let's not try to divine *what* sort.

(LuMan - you very nearly owe me a keyboard)

Charles Calthrop

An advert for veg 

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no way is she 24, she looks 40. EIther she's lying or I'll keep my wife off the carrots phnar.

Brian Morrison

Presumably..... 

Stop

...the photo cuts off above the waist so that we don't have to look at the other carrot(s) further down?

Simon 79

RE: I'm a little teapot, short and stout... 

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You, my dear chum, owe me a new keyboard... luckily the monitor escaped the most of my nostril administered latte...

Anonymous Coward

Confused 

Che might be an icon but until a few more people start following his ideas we're not going to get anywhere. Except perhaps the salad counter in the local eatery.

Umm.

Anonymous Coward

Poor, sad little people. 

Flame

"Paris, 'cos she's good with carrots (probably)!"

"Paris don't need no cause to get her kit off."

I'll bet the moment you pop your cherry you'll grow up enough to stop posting this utter bilge.

Give it a fucking rest people.

WhatWasThat?

Che would be proud 

Joke

Let's take it all into account:

1. Finely toned body from (recent, obviously) gurellia training amongst the (veggie) killing fields.

2. Note the fine, fresh layer of dust and dirt from scrounging (rabbit-like) to get her own carrot ammunition herself.

3. The long, flowing hair - obviously enriched from plant extracts because she doesn't get the proper nutrients in her diet.

4. Those clear, blue eyes... So indicative of a native Argentinian (Is that true?), with none of the yellowy glaze so common in true, hardcore veggie supremacists.

And there you have it. Proof Positive that her being a vegetarian for any significant length of time before PETA approached her with loads of dosh is a Double Negative.

Of course, I am sure any carrot (say... mine) against that body would be just as crisp and stiff as those in the bandileers, eh?!

Dai 2

Pretentious tripe 

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Meh meh and meh again.

Clarissa

Is it me... 

Or is the sight of the granddaughter of a mass-murderer posing for a charity that believes killing animals for food is murder quite ironic?

disgruntled yank

awwright 

Maybe Mike Tyson can get that image tattooed on his other flank.

sath

revolution, rly? 

Coat

This attempt at mimicking a popular symbol in an attempt to punt their wacked ideals that you shouldn't have a choice if you want to be veggie or not is actually.... Painful

Are PETA members edible, can we devour them when they launch their revolution? The normal vegs are okay in my books so they can stay.

I know she's PETA but I wonder if she'd like to nibble my carrot? (sorry, couldn't resist- its friday afternoon!)

John F***ing Stepp

What' up doc? 

To be fair; the carrots look nice.

amanfromMars 1

Re So it's a fake? 

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Hans

Why not NSFW? 

Oh, . . . you mean that doesn't actually stand for New Stuff For Wankers?

Steve X

careful children 

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If you don't eat all your steak you could end up looking like that

Anonymous Coward

I dont think....... 

Paris Hilton

Those Norks are entirely natural and organic.

But no matter still a fine rack all the same.

There you go PETA, now we can treat all those dumb animals you use in your adverts like a piece of meat!

Paris, another piece of meat

Eduard Coli

So rich, yet so bored 

Paris Hilton

Commit murder, say famous stuff, die in a barn.

and get rich along the way.

Che must be crying now, wherever he ended up.

Carrots do make you sexy apparently and they are good for your eyes.

Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

Yaaaarrr.... 

Go

No idea who PETA are.

Don't give a toss about carrots.

Would shag the grand-daughter.

PPPie

Joke 

Pirate

PETA is a joke, all they do is hunt animals down to cart off in cages, and then a day later they kill them. Veggies, umm no thanks, I don't need anyone to tell me how to eat.

nbc

Homage to... 

Stop

A murderous psychopath.

What's next, Joseph Fritzl's kids advertising home improvements?

Michelle Knight

PETA were unmasked by Penn & Teller 

The Penn & Teller episode showing how bad Peta really are exposing double standards, killing animals and storing the carcasses, etc. is on You Tube for those that care to watch it.

Isn't is always amazing how it is the most righteous organisations that are usually too good to be true?

Daniel Jarick

Homage? 

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So PETA believes that killing animals is wrong (well, for food and sport anyway), but paying homage to a murderer of human beings is somehow moral? I think this reveals something about the sorts of people who support and/or work for PETA: initiating violence against people is okay so long as it's for the "greater good". Just to be clear, I'm a vegetarian and I think these people are fruitcakes, and I don't like fruitcake.

Don Mitchell

Che 

Maybe she can give them some pointers about how to execute political prisoners or start a secret police force, like her sociopathic grandfather did.

David S

@LuMan 

Joke

Lettuce, pray?

Anonymous Coward

Ahem... 

Go

<Neil voice> Vegetable rights and peace!"</Neil voice>

Anonymous Coward

'an homage(sic)'? 

IT Angle

Is that like becoming an hero?

As for the actual content, join PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

Inachu

WOW! 

Heart

Now I am hungry for baby carrotts.

But did you guys also know that Hitlers grandsons also are still alive?

The brothers live as farmers in Rhode Island.

James O'Brien

First of all. . . 

Joke

No nice yes but no. Secondly where the hell do you load those carrots into?

/PETA and nudity. . .shouldnt we see more ribs?

Mmmmmm ribs

Aron

No 

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Not shag worthy. And just like her shooting, tooting, raping granddaddy she has joined a bunch of crazies and loves the attention

Forename Surname

Cool chick 

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She is a cool chick, by the way. I assume she lives or lived in America, as all her stuff online is in American English. (i.e. she doesn't use all the crazy british slang I don't understand like all you fools here on the reg)

Here is her blog

http://www.revolutionarygiggles.com/

and Twitter page:

http://twitter.com/LGRevo3

Thumbs up for that body!

John Dee

Poor, sad little person 

Paris Hilton

"I'll bet the moment you pop your cherry you'll grow up enough to stop posting this utter bilge.

Give it a fucking rest people."

And when _you_ pop _your_ cherry you'll understand that human beings generally like to herd a little bit, and that part of that herding process is called "culture". "What is culture?" you may wonder to yourself as your post-coital member slowly unmanifests itself. Well, it's nothing more than a collection of common symbols that are exchanged between people according to various formal and informal rules. It doesn't have to be fucking Shakespeare.

Lame Paris Hilton jokes are part of the El Reg readership experience. They will die out when they die out, and there's nothing cantankerous old gints like you can do about it.

Paris, because ... erm ... um ... I bet she knows what to do with a stiff cock. No wait ... I've almost got one ... a really funny one ...

4irw4y

More. Good. W0rds! 

Happy

"veggie-nazis" -

Mark_T, I am only at the beginning of my studying a foreign language, it's presently English, if you can see or hear. If anybody wakes me up and asks who is your favourite English novellist, I'll answer that IT's amanfromMars; also I wonder if any programming lingo would, scientifically proven, be a daughter branch of English language, but the question is mostly about the who originated this stunning expression "veggie-nazi", if you please?

Some people are quite sensible to spontaneous pronouncing some letter-rubics like "nazi" in any latitude, so am I; finding these words worthy to be spread in another language, I'm writing this msg (-:

It's really mazing me how many Reggers managed / were lucky/un~ to see the visual "input" for the headlining "Che Guevara's granddaughter poses for PETA" (-; {Hmmm, I did}

73

4irw4y

Mud Need, Water Is Next Demand 

Happy

@ amanfromMars 1 Fri 19 Jun 1332 -

Should be possibly considered as a level of co-operation, just like when Soviet IAM Kozyreff officially gave away the scheme of bugging of the US embassy to the TV channels. Besides, the non-violent de-activation of a single unit of the positions on photos 1-4 of page 8 at http://www.npstc.org/meetings/IO-Barber-Communications%20Systems%20Directorate%20J6%20Oct08%20Overview-External-20081119.pdf is approx 3.000 / 3.000 / 5.000 / 15.000 USD worth, including the combat deployment detection and the dinner for a couple at the terminal, the crew is already paid.

Deletionists will burn in hell (-;

73

Andrew 19

PETA: Animals > Humans (yet again) 

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Killing animals? Bad. Glorifying memory of mass murderer? All good.

As long as Che didnt mistreat any ickle puppy dogs or moo moo cows.

PETA = bunch of reality challenged trust fund brats

Anonymous Coward

Soylent Orange... 

..is PETA!

Daniel Wilkie

Hmmmm.... 

I still would though...

Anonymous Coward

I would 

nuff said

jake

It would seem ... 

"Thereafter, PETA will export her anti-omnivore revolution across the globe"

It would seem that I am the only person who read that as "exploit" ...