myPods - is there anything they can't do ?
"When my gran stood up to light the stove she fainted match in hand. Luckily her trusty myPod was there to save the day. Not only did put out the match, it actually cooked a resoto, then massaged her feet until she came round, and then made her a cup of tea - thankyou myPod!"
"My kitten was lost and i was very unhappy. Then my myPod went out and soon it found her stuck in a tree less than half a mile away"
"I was under the car changing the clutch when the make-shift stand gave way. It was all i could do to hold the gearbox off my chest but i had no room to manovure. Just then my trusty myPod went out and purchased an electric hydrolic jack, lifted the gearbox off my ribs, and while i recovered from my exhaustive experience it fixed my clutch for, put all the tools away and tidied up afterwards. After that we became best friends and have been dating ever since"
"Last year I fell into an industrial blender which killed me severing several of my limbs and head. Luckily my myPod acting with incredible speed and inginuity and was able to preform extensive microsurgury and15 minutes later i was walking around as if nothing had happened. Five minutes after that i was conscious and in control. My myPod bought out the company and expanded it into new fields, I left to persue a quieter life, but i'll never forget my hero, my myPod!"
you know how some people suffer from empty headedness,.. no real thoughts of there own, they adopt other peoples ambitions, other peoples wants and desires, they couldn't tell style from a fart hanging in a tree, they have no internal dialog at all EVER, and never say anything they don't think !! Well the new myPod can now cure this. It's TRUE !! Wearing the new myPod will make you think you're so cool that you won't notice that others think you're a wanka and it will fill your empty headed silence with bland music that someone told you was cool. It's over priced too so you'll actually believe you're getting something of quality. It comes in 'Mug-me White' or 'Uncool Black' and is garunteed to be worth at least 50% of the R.R.P.
mines the one with the samsung in the pocket!