A bride-to-be has cancelled her fairytale church wedding after discovering her "romantic, thoughtful and passionate" fiance had been putting it about for the benefit of grumble flick cameras. Haylie Hocking, 27, met "strapping" 30-year-old personal trainer Jason Brake last year at the garage where she worked. After six months of …
...have all the luck. He's obviously got a fit bod, gets paid for shagging hot women *and* he's escaped marriage.
Why numbers does he use for the Lottery?
"I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."
It's a bit hard to ask you to stop if you neglect to tell her.
Antoher tragic Bristol story.
Honestly. Brakes my heart.
I'll get my coat and leave immediately.
c'mon El Reg
pictures or it didn't happen . .
The Daily Torygraph has been running this story since Tuesday afternoon. It's still number 2 in the most viewed list.
We still need a quote from Haylie about his performance.
Looking for a male stripper?
He prolly should have told her that before, but seriously, if my fiancée went looking at male strippers before we got married, the wedding would be off for the same reasons.
According to the Metro ...
This story was covered in yesterday's Metro. It included one little gem that wasn't in your report.
There was supposedly an addedum to Ms Hocking's statement about never being able to trust another man again, which was "especially one that good in bed."
Made me smile on the train into work imaging her only ever marrying a bloke who managed a 1 out of 10 between the sheets.
if he told her she might of asked you to stop lol
... he could make a film about it.
"One Night On The Sofa" perhaps, or "Sorry Seems to Be the HARDEST Word."
Paris, who never needs an excuse for a new film.
A mans gotta eat...
ehmm, I'll just go to the back of the class and pick up my 'joke dunce' slip.
How on earth
did this article get onto this site? I'd be pissed off if this made it into a tabloid, let alone here. AND I can't believe I'm wasting even more of my time commenting on it.
Oh, please, to both of 'em
She says, "I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again."
Sounds like you have other issues with which you need to deal.
He says, "I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."
What a load (no pun intended.) How could you expect her to ask if she does not know. Full disclosure would be good. "Baby, just so you know, all this lavish stuff I shower upon you is paid for by poking around on-set." Thankfully, he will "be honest" with future ladies. HA!
I mean, understand that every girlfriend I have ever had has asked me right away, "you're not a porn star, are you?" Very flattering, but I am not nor have I ever been. I am not sure if that was a disappointment or a relief. Eh.
Paris, not a porn "star," per se.
That has definitely...
put a brake on their relationshp!
Have I mentioned?
Have I mentioned how much I love El Reg lately? Where else can you get details of the Oracle / Sun fandango right next to a high quality story such as this. Seriously, thanks for keeping me entertained on so many slow work days.
Yeah but...cmon. Where's the harm? Eh?
how hot are the women that male porn stars marry? Do they go after looks or can she cook or is Daddy a millionaire?
Surely her suspicions were aroused by the way he stopped every session mid-stroke to knock one out in her face ?
Yes, and entertained on so many levels.
If there isn't a playmobil reconstruction then it didn't happen!
Surely Haylie would have realised he was a porn star by the fact he could last for ages, and was always spaffing over her face, jugs or arse??
Need pics of Haylie though, cos chances are she's right dirty. He'll have moulded her that way :)
Bill Gates because he'd spaff inside her
She probably has a pulse, your maximum qualification for a girlfriend.
Sorry, not tonight honey, I've been:
1) Doing a lot of riding.
2) Practising my breast-stroke.
3) Juggling my balls.
4) Cleaning the back passage.
and my favourite....
5) Boy I'm tired. Work sucked today.....
Seriously, how many more clues did she need....
She's not totally classy either
Looking for a male stripper to entertain her, eh? Just a week or so before the wedding? How tacky. I guess he really was a personal trainer, with a unique workout routine. Still, his behaviour was totally unacceptable to your average monogamous person, he should be ashamed.
Anyway, where are the photos of the couple in happier days?
Isn't this a little hypocritcal?
She was willing to pay for services, as long as they weren't her fiance's.
If he was secretly selling ....coats,,,,,, for example, would there be an issue?
re: obvious really
Thank you for the keyboard-coffee interface :D
Rather confused how her friend searches for male strippers tho?? I didn't know flicking the bean to youporn et al was the preferred method rather than picking up good old yellow pages?
Hang on a minute
So her pal was looking for "a male stripper for the hen night", and in so doing inadvertently found herself exposed to a porn video?
...Which she kept watching long enough for the male lead to appear in close-up?
Penguin, 'cos something smells fishy about this story...
Playmobil pics, at least
or it didn't happen
Is that a name or an occupation?
"What were you doing yesterday"? "Oh, I was just haylie hocking in the bedroom"
Re: obvious really
Or when he asked if his six, big, black friends could join them for a bit of a romp?
Paris, since she's always upfront about her film past.
"She thundered: 'There was no way I could marry an adult film star. I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.'"
If you really feel that way, because one asshole treated you poorly, then you have serious issues. I can understand not trusting HIM again, but not trusted any man? There are a LOT of assholes out there, men and women. To distrust an entire gender because of the actions of one person (or even a few people) is ridiculous.
"Brake offered: 'The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting. I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to.'"
Ignoring the fact that you never gave her a chance to ask you to stop (since you never told her about it), there's a reason most women don't "get" that it's just acting. Most women, and some men, actually believe there is a connection between love and sex. She may also be concerned about STDs, you getting your "costar" pregnant, etc.
If only they had hired him and he found out when he arrived...
I heard he was a Drilled Instructor...
You think it. I write it.
You all seem to know a lot about
what male porn "stars" do in their films. How do you come/cum by this , not by studying this site is it?
Bing bang bung
Her pal probably searched^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hdecisioned on Bing for 'Bristol strip', and got a sneak preview... Bad on her.
But seriously, where is the problem? It's not like he was having an affair, he was just 'acting'. If my girlfriend is in a theater production, and has to kiss an actor playing her husband, I'm not going to get all huffy about it. It's not like he's doing it because he enjoys it, he just does it for the money.
@Bing bang bung
Nah, she'd enjoy it :P
Do you gentlemen above really have an issue with your fiancé getting a male stripper in for her hen night?! Do you really?!? Do you intend on seeing a stripper at your stag? If not, why not?
Thank God for my girlfriend who was quite happy for me to go and have a private dance from a female stripper during a mate's stag last weekend. In fact, the only stag I've ever been on where there were no naked ladies was one where the hen specifically prohibited it - she also happens to be an immature control freak (probably co-incidental).
If I was marrying my girlfriend and she DIDN'T get a stripper for her hen I'd be concerned about her future sex drive. But then perhaps I'm a bit more sexually confident then you gentlemen above...?
@ bing bang bung
But what if she turned out to be a porn star and had to get shagged sensless every day, would it still be harmless? after all she is just acting............
She likely threw away the best sex she ever had, not to count sounds like a real nice bloke
woulda treated her real nice! Shame really!!
"Dont it always seem to go, that you dont know what you've got till its gone"
She paved paradise to put up a parking lot!!
Mines the one with the grumble flick in the pocket, thanks!
@AC 18th June 2009 16:00 GMT
you owe me a new keyboard... the coffee'll never come out.
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