Some people... #
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:49 GMT
...have all the luck. He's obviously got a fit bod, gets paid for shagging hot women *and* he's escaped marriage.
Why numbers does he use for the Lottery?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:49 GMT
...have all the luck. He's obviously got a fit bod, gets paid for shagging hot women *and* he's escaped marriage.
Why numbers does he use for the Lottery?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
"I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."
Riiiight.
It's a bit hard to ask you to stop if you neglect to tell her.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
Honestly. Brakes my heart.
I'll get my coat and leave immediately.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
The Daily Torygraph has been running this story since Tuesday afternoon. It's still number 2 in the most viewed list.
We still need a quote from Haylie about his performance.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
He prolly should have told her that before, but seriously, if my fiancée went looking at male strippers before we got married, the wedding would be off for the same reasons.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
This story was covered in yesterday's Metro. It included one little gem that wasn't in your report.
There was supposedly an addedum to Ms Hocking's statement about never being able to trust another man again, which was "especially one that good in bed."
Made me smile on the train into work imaging her only ever marrying a bloke who managed a 1 out of 10 between the sheets.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
... he could make a film about it.
"One Night On The Sofa" perhaps, or "Sorry Seems to Be the HARDEST Word."
Paris, who never needs an excuse for a new film.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
ehmm, I'll just go to the back of the class and pick up my 'joke dunce' slip.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
did this article get onto this site? I'd be pissed off if this made it into a tabloid, let alone here. AND I can't believe I'm wasting even more of my time commenting on it.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
She says, "I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again."
Sounds like you have other issues with which you need to deal.
He says, "I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."
What a load (no pun intended.) How could you expect her to ask if she does not know. Full disclosure would be good. "Baby, just so you know, all this lavish stuff I shower upon you is paid for by poking around on-set." Thankfully, he will "be honest" with future ladies. HA!
I mean, understand that every girlfriend I have ever had has asked me right away, "you're not a porn star, are you?" Very flattering, but I am not nor have I ever been. I am not sure if that was a disappointment or a relief. Eh.
Paris, not a porn "star," per se.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
Have I mentioned how much I love El Reg lately? Where else can you get details of the Oracle / Sun fandango right next to a high quality story such as this. Seriously, thanks for keeping me entertained on so many slow work days.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 15:53 GMT
how hot are the women that male porn stars marry? Do they go after looks or can she cook or is Daddy a millionaire?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 16:13 GMT
Surely her suspicions were aroused by the way he stopped every session mid-stroke to knock one out in her face ?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 22:06 GMT
Yes, and entertained on so many levels.
Including IT.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 22:06 GMT
If there isn't a playmobil reconstruction then it didn't happen!
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
Surely Haylie would have realised he was a porn star by the fact he could last for ages, and was always spaffing over her face, jugs or arse??
Need pics of Haylie though, cos chances are she's right dirty. He'll have moulded her that way :)
Bill Gates because he'd spaff inside her
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
She probably has a pulse, your maximum qualification for a girlfriend.
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
Sorry, not tonight honey, I've been:
1) Doing a lot of riding.
2) Practising my breast-stroke.
3) Juggling my balls.
4) Cleaning the back passage.
and my favourite....
5) Boy I'm tired. Work sucked today.....
Seriously, how many more clues did she need....
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
Looking for a male stripper to entertain her, eh? Just a week or so before the wedding? How tacky. I guess he really was a personal trainer, with a unique workout routine. Still, his behaviour was totally unacceptable to your average monogamous person, he should be ashamed.
Anyway, where are the photos of the couple in happier days?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
She was willing to pay for services, as long as they weren't her fiance's.
If he was secretly selling ....coats,,,,,, for example, would there be an issue?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
Thank you for the keyboard-coffee interface :D
Rather confused how her friend searches for male strippers tho?? I didn't know flicking the bean to youporn et al was the preferred method rather than picking up good old yellow pages?
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:23 GMT
So her pal was looking for "a male stripper for the hen night", and in so doing inadvertently found herself exposed to a porn video?
...Which she kept watching long enough for the male lead to appear in close-up?
Penguin, 'cos something smells fishy about this story...
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:24 GMT
Is that a name or an occupation?
"What were you doing yesterday"? "Oh, I was just haylie hocking in the bedroom"
Posted Thursday 18th June 2009 23:25 GMT
Or when he asked if his six, big, black friends could join them for a bit of a romp?
Paris, since she's always upfront about her film past.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:17 GMT
TO HER:
"She thundered: 'There was no way I could marry an adult film star. I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.'"
If you really feel that way, because one asshole treated you poorly, then you have serious issues. I can understand not trusting HIM again, but not trusted any man? There are a LOT of assholes out there, men and women. To distrust an entire gender because of the actions of one person (or even a few people) is ridiculous.
TO HIM:
"Brake offered: 'The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting. I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to.'"
Ignoring the fact that you never gave her a chance to ask you to stop (since you never told her about it), there's a reason most women don't "get" that it's just acting. Most women, and some men, actually believe there is a connection between love and sex. She may also be concerned about STDs, you getting your "costar" pregnant, etc.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:17 GMT
I heard he was a Drilled Instructor...
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:17 GMT
what male porn "stars" do in their films. How do you come/cum by this , not by studying this site is it?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:17 GMT
Her pal probably searched^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hdecisioned on Bing for 'Bristol strip', and got a sneak preview... Bad on her.
But seriously, where is the problem? It's not like he was having an affair, he was just 'acting'. If my girlfriend is in a theater production, and has to kiss an actor playing her husband, I'm not going to get all huffy about it. It's not like he's doing it because he enjoys it, he just does it for the money.
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 11:49 GMT
Do you gentlemen above really have an issue with your fiancé getting a male stripper in for her hen night?! Do you really?!? Do you intend on seeing a stripper at your stag? If not, why not?
Thank God for my girlfriend who was quite happy for me to go and have a private dance from a female stripper during a mate's stag last weekend. In fact, the only stag I've ever been on where there were no naked ladies was one where the hen specifically prohibited it - she also happens to be an immature control freak (probably co-incidental).
If I was marrying my girlfriend and she DIDN'T get a stripper for her hen I'd be concerned about her future sex drive. But then perhaps I'm a bit more sexually confident then you gentlemen above...?
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:44 GMT
But what if she turned out to be a porn star and had to get shagged sensless every day, would it still be harmless? after all she is just acting............
Posted Saturday 20th June 2009 06:36 GMT
She likely threw away the best sex she ever had, not to count sounds like a real nice bloke
woulda treated her real nice! Shame really!!
"Dont it always seem to go, that you dont know what you've got till its gone"
She paved paradise to put up a parking lot!!
Mines the one with the grumble flick in the pocket, thanks!
Posted Sunday 21st June 2009 15:53 GMT
you owe me a new keyboard... the coffee'll never come out.