"investigators presented Parkin with clear evidence he was not his mother, in the form of a photograph of her grave."

As opposed to pointing out that (1) he's not old enough to be his own mother or (2) he's not female??

Hope his legal council know how to respond to the 'liar, liar, pants on fire' allegations.....

Paris, 'cos she's been known to diddle things in the past (fnaar).

If he's posing as his dead mother, I presume he'll get a stiff sentence.

ThankyouI'llbehereallweektrytheveal

"When he was cuffed on Monday, investigators presented Parkin with clear evidence he was not his mother, in the form of a photograph of her grave."

Couldn't he/she have just fired back that the picture was a fake? Or did they also come with the mother's death certificate?

Unless, that is, he walks into the Oval Office where Patrician Obama offers him the post of Secretary of the Treasury.

Easy answer: Botox and a sex-change!

given that he has a 5 o'clock shadow, adam's apple and the fact that he has every other male attribute you can think of... But then I realized it was Brooklyn, everyone looks like that....

"Luke, I am your... no wait wait, , YOU are your... hmmm, this isn't going to work the way I expected"