So there is a lot of logic to the assertion that the best blow jobs are performed by toothless grannies.

Bring on the zombie strippers.

Went for the meat but (fortunately) not the veg?

What a 'Costan Rican'?

Knob stories and Playmobil.

And some other stuff.

Has something to do with her unwanted bytes around his unprotected bits right?

Thumbs up to the eagle-eyed El Reg Editors!

This shocking news didn't feature in any other costa rican newspaper, radio or TV news station... I never though I found it here of all places.

By the way, Diario Extra could be considered the costa rican version of the Daily Mail, just with less topless women and more ridiculous notes (just in case you were wondering the quality of the source)

Flames because Diario Extra shouldn't be used for anything other than lighting bonfires or wrapping groceries..

can you cease your obsession with penis mutilation stories?

...or it didn't happen.

In an additional note from Diario Extra...

The policeman was too confused on how to report the issue in his log, so he put the incident as a "Peniscide" (penicidio in spanish)

If you master spanish then have a good laugh reading the news in Diario Extra

http://www.diarioextra.com/2009/junio/10/sucesos01.php

(Paris 'cause she can eat it too... )

You both produced an uncharacteristically bestial laugh from me with those. Bloody funny chaps, bravo!

I have never seen a topless woman in the Daily Bigot, however I agree the notes are ridiculous