So, to recap...
A video / audio player with shitty sound.
Sky News headlines
No internet access
Weather reports (stop the giggling)
The ability to show photos one after the other
No ability to administrate using a PC
1 Gb internal storage
An automated thing to send reminder texts to a phone (most of which have reminders built in)
O2's famous build quality (I said stop the laughing)
If you're going to let O2 pay you to put a ghost-written 'review' up on the Reg at least refrain from using the same marketing patter as they do (Your new fridge door). Might I suggest a name change from 'Joggler' to 'Jobbie' because, from where I'm sitting, it looks like a pile of shit.
I can think of far more entertaining things which qualify as 'bedside companions' and this sure as hell isn't one of them. I wouldn't use it for a door wedge.
(OK, own up, who got to keep the free Jobbie?)