Selling something is better than nothing
MS salesman: Mr Over-the-Barrel customer you must buy this MS software contract for $1M just as you have for the last 10 years... and while you're up get me another coffee and tell all your company to use bing as their search engine.
Customer: Look, my hands are no longer bound. I have heard of Linux and will try that. Look at my new sandals. Now take your MS wares and chkdsk off (since you don't know how to fsck off).
MS salesman: Oooh we have 300 patents and you'll get done. But you can buy some of these Novel license things for $100k and we won't worry about the patents.
Customer: 300 patents eh? Well I guess we can write a cheque for $100k.
MS salesman to his boss: Oh well at least we managed to still get $100k out of that customer... a lot better than nothing.
Ballmer: Damn. I'll have to cut down on the chair budget... Or maybe I can fire some staff and free some up.


