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Simona Halep take note: "Rising" Russian porn star Anna Morgan has offered the "ample canvas" of her DD assets to an MMO virtual currency outfit, and will for two years carry the company's logo and URL tattooed across her heaving jubs in return for a cool $500k. Anna Morgan The 19-year-old (pictured) has apparently just signed …

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Tennis?

Wasn't there a recent case of a tennis player wanting a reduction op to ease the strain on her back (or something like that) due to her having breasts sized at three Standard English Handfulls (SEH).

And here's a girl sized at 3.5 SEH who likes tennis.

Hers is the one with the built in titanium bra.

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Printing method

Just slightly curious as to how they are going to put said branding on aforementioned jubs?

Tatoo - far too perminant.

anything else - not perminant enough.

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@D@v3

I want to be just like you.

Heres me worrying about the recession, jobs, government expenses, euro elections. And yet you see straight through all that chaff to the really inportant issues of the day. I wish I had your clarity of vision.

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@D@v3

A tattoo seems most likely, unless she's actually going for a branding of the brand.

And for half a million I'd get an advertisement tattoo pretty much anywhere.

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Chemical dye

I´ve encountered several products while in the building industri that will "dye" your skin for a mmonth or two at a time. They could try with those to get a long lasting temp tatoo

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50-100 per annum?

Up to two a week? God. damn. Does the company provide an inflatable ring to sit on as part of the 500k?

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@ D@v3

Well, clearly, someone has the onerous task of reapplying the branding on the jubs, with non-permanent scribing material, on an ongoing basis.

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Interesting

What a stupid bint

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Joke

I'd do the artwork...

...just might take awhile. A long while. And a box of tissues.

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Coat

Henna?

Is it resistant to manpaste or will it wipe off?

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Holdon, what are they selling?

I know Charlie Stross opened one crime thriller with a bank robbery in an MMO game.

He didn't think of this.

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@ D@v3

Article does say tattooing.

And yeah, for 500k that sounds like a good deal. Leave 10k to one side for the removal operation when this company inevitably goes tits-up (sorry), and you're still way ahead of the game. And lest this sounds too much like whoring yourself out, remember that's her job description as an "adult movie star".

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How many?

@D@v3 - I think the clue is hidden in the story itself, the bit where it says "tattooed across her heaving jubs".

As for 50-100 films per annum, I wonder if a huge great ugly tattoo over her assets might adversely affect her marketability?

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What!!!

There is a good looking girl with DD breasts who likes computer games! Why the hell wasnt I informed!

@Frank Bough - stupid? 500,000 for having something drawn on your breasts for a couple of months. I think she is a business genius (or her agent is).

I hope World of Warcraft pay for this. Then it could read WOW across her breasts.

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Paris Hilton

What....

...a cunning stunt, better be careful that the tattoo needle doesn’t burst the implanted fun bags.

Maybe M$ would be interested, a picture of Ballmer and Gates on each jub, what a pair of tits.

Paris, who else?

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re Graham and Jerome

Fair play, i missed that.

but getting a tatoo for 2 years, seems more than a little unwise, as the scars left by removal are pretty obscene, esp for someone who is making money off her looks (and jubs)

unless she is gonna retire on the 500k, having a skankin scar across your tits for the rest of ur life dont sound worh the hassel to me.

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@Loki

"I hope World of Warcraft pay for this. Then it could read WOW across her breasts."

Surely there's a more appropriate place[1] for that?

[1] Which would only require two letters to be applied...

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JG

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wikipedia ftw

From tattoo wiki:

"An ink trademarked as InfinitInk is designed to be removed in a single laser treatment." Scarring from laser treatments is typically minimal and temporary.

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Coat

They're bigger than DD!

Should get mymmoshop written on her arsecheeks instead - They can save money if paying by the letter then as one is provided ;)

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So now Chinese gold farmers really do get on your tits

Title....

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Coat

@Chemical dye

spunk resistant, I presume.

/the flasher's coat please.

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cor, she's lovely!

er, oops, sorry, yes, the i.t. angle..

erm..

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Happy

Morgan ?

I assume this is a typical Russian name? Always thought they ended is "ski" or "alya" or something !

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Happy

Nork? Not as in

you new coinage of North Korean, then?

<Crowell, of nork sponsor MyMMOShop.com's media relations office>

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A little loose around the edges

"the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming [strong] , making this an excellent fit"

At 50-100 porn films per year, I can't imagine she'd be an excellent fit for anything smaller than an elephant...!

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Possible taker

Are United Artists considering a re-release of the classic Bond film, From Russia With Love?

A perfect opportunity

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She doesn't exist

Interesting how there is no porn starlet called Anna Morgan. She doesn't turn up any search results anywhere, from my limited looking around. The only thing you get is links to various articles covering this story.

Why was I looking? .... *ahem* ....

Hey! Look! Over there! It's Elvis!

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Anna Morgan?

Strange name for a pr0n star. Wasn't that supposed to be Samara's name in "The Ring"? Though now that re-read what I just typed, it might make sense...

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Paris Hilton

Enterprising young filly

I bet her parents are so proud.

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+ mother

And the missing word is...

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Coat

Let's just hope...

... the tattooist is a cunning linguist and has a slow-hand since he'll have a front-row AND balcony seat to the proceedings. Chances are he's not in a hurry (Russian).

'Yes, I've done this many times. I'm just puttin' on my robe so I don't make a stain... Sorry about then the AC. It's a bit perky in here.'

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Anyone...

want to see thier competitors logo tatooed on my ample Man T*ts?

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@Nork? Not as in

Norks is Aussie for jubs. Oh...

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whats her porn name?

Well, googling for "anna morgan" doesn't show up anything... so she obviously uses a different name for her vids... Out of, erm, pure intellectual curiosity does anyone know what that is?

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Dubious "Quality"

Since she is oh so pretty, I decided to take a look for any uhhh, video files of Ms. Morgan's vast assets. Not much to my surprise, a single .mpg file IS available that is 3462 KB in size. I'm thinking that it would take a MUCH bigger video than that to show off such acreage, so the video in question is probably a special package produced by her Ex-Soviet Comrades in order to pwn as many boxes as possible - if you know what I mean ... and I think you do! Beware!

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Happy

Colours

Because the lighting and colours in each scene will vary, she will need different hues and colours. This means the stuff will have to be removable and non toxic. I recommend vegetable dye.

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@Chris

Manpaste? We use the term man-gravy in the office, which I think more accurately describes the general consistency?

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Coat

Marketing ploy

Let's just hope this marketing strategy doesn't go viral.

Mine's the slightly sticky mac

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just look at her

/* slurp */ anyway 500k is a good deal for a p09n star. I wonder what happens when she's "acting" in adult movies? Would the logos be blurred out?

make -j5 love

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Temp tattoo ink

There are now a range of tattoo inks that are designed to fade after around 2-3 years. Probably the most pragmatic solution. Boring, but pragmatic

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man-gravy?

"We use the term man-gravy in the office, which I think more accurately describes the general consistency"

I hope not the colour as well!

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I hope she gets the money.....

... up front

Sorry but it had to be said

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who the hell...

...is gonna put her in a grumble-vid without covering the ad in makeup? Filmmakers don't wanna have it in their film, the film is _their_ property after all. They're the ones who should get ad revenue. Surely this'll affect her ability to get work?

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