Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:02 GMT
I know a Pub that has been selling Rat Pi$$ by the pint for years.
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:02 GMT
.....remember dasani? - "what's the worst that can happen?"
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:02 GMT
"self-sourced liquids" - very welcome smiles on Friday.
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:16 GMT
no ambrosia?
no blue milk?
no prune juice (a warriors drink!)
no canaar?
bah!
mines the one with the bottle of romulan ale in the pocket
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 12:23 GMT
"Astronauts continue to use the patented formula on space missions to prevent the symptoms of dehydration."
Shame it doesn't actually prevent dehydration, that might be even more useful!
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 13:02 GMT
"far more pure and healthy than average tap water (or even bottled)"
Tap water (in the UK at least) is purified and regulated to a far higher standard than bottled.
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Posted Friday 5th June 2009 14:24 GMT
Since that turned out to be made from Thames tap, there was probably a fair amount of recycled rat piss in there too.
Makes you wonder why they bothered adding the carcinogens.
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 14:26 GMT
Actually it's an ale. ;)
http://www.oldratspiss.co.uk/
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 14:42 GMT
Sure, if by "purified and regulated" you mean pumped full of so much damn chlorine that it tastes like drinking a swimming pool.
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 15:26 GMT
I have this sudden flashback to Mike Judge's film "Idiocracy" where the no.1 drink is called Brawndo (it's got electrolytes), where it's dispensed from drinking fountains and they even try to water the crops with it.
Then some nutcase turned it into a real drink - http://www.brawndo.com
It's got what plants crave!
It's got electrolytes!
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 16:17 GMT
How exactly do they extract the piss from the rats....?
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 21:53 GMT
Signs on the cages saying "prudence", "recovery is just around the corner", "I have the full support of my party"
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 21:53 GMT
"You long-tailed red-eyed furry little bastards."
Sorry, but you were asking for that.
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