Microsoft will be demanding it runs Windows.

Will it play games.....

Paris, 'cause I know she'll play.

An English statement is available here http://www.ethlife.ethz.ch/archive_articles/090529_MonteRosa_CSCS-su/index_EN (even though admittedly it fails to mention the dosh that is spent on the machine).

More troubling is the claim that an article is supposed to be written in "Swiss German", happily ignoring the fact that Swiss German to German is something like, ugh, Cockney to Shakespeare's language.

For a real treat of Swiss German try this: http://als.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweiz

Good luck with feeding it to Translate: http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=n&u=http%3A%2F%2Fals.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FSchweiz&sl=de&tl=en&history_state0=

What's it's refresh rate in Far Cry?

But will it run Cyrsis?*

*Probably, ...................just.

If there are no apps on the iStore for it, it can't be that good.

srsly.

& u no it.

....Manic Miner?

Ahh when games were games, it was always sunny and you could go outside without a tin hat...