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Microsoft sues John Does for bilking search bribery machine

Chris C

Fishing expedition 

"The particular case here relates to suspected fraudulent credit card use for purchases made in the Live Search cashback program. We've filed this John Doe complaint as a step in the discovery process to enable us to get additional information from third parties for our investigation."

In other words, Microsoft admits that they don't know if there was any fraudulent activity. They admit that the only reason they are filing this lawsuit is that they hope it will reveal information which may indicate fraudulent activity. In other words, the very definition of a fishing expedition.

Remember back in the day when you actually had to have proof BEFORE filing a lawsuit?

Jeff F.

Need Better Bean Counters. 

Pirate

kind of a Rookie move in the program internal controls, huh?

Richard Porter

Bing Cashback 

Joke

Surely it should be kerrr-Bing?

DutchOven

Ummm 

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So another security hole for Microsoft but this time it hurts only them.

What are the bets that this one is closed in record time?

Dave

$5000 is my title 

Linux

Seriously, how man lawyer-hours does $5000 buy you these days ?

Anonymous Coward

@Richard Porter - Surely it should be kerrr-Bing? 

Joke

and kerrr-plunk for vista

Anonymous Coward

Bing! 

Pirate

as in Chandler Bing?

Recent MS product associations:

"I'd like a Mac but I can't afford it" advert.

Seinfeld "always had a Mac on my show set." Thanks for the cash, Ha Ha.

Dubious sitcom character from a decade ago, known mostly for his inadequacies.

Excuse me Ballmer, I have a sharp stick you may want to examine closely and while aiming that gun at your lower extremities.

Andus McCoatover

Problem with this line... 

Gates Horns

...<<....and thereby obtained information from a protected computer>>

Er, if protected, how did they obtain information?

Oops, stupid me. It was protected with Voleware.