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Wiltshire welcomes clutch of Great Bustards

Coruscating Frenzy

Won't anyone think of ... 

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... the vultures?

Anonymous Coward

Slow News Day??? 

IT Angle

Wheres the IT angle

Anonymous Coward

Does it... 

Coat

taste like chicken?

Anonymous Coward

20kg? 

Joke

Sounds like there's some good eating on one of those!

Colin MacLean

Uses of bustard in Wiltshire 

1) Some bustard has made a crop circle in my bottom field. Arrrr.

2) etc.

Dan

Can I just say... 

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that I always welcome great-busted chicks.

Yes, the dirty mac. Cheers.

Luis Ogando

How many.. 

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...times can someone mention 'Bustard' in such a short story..?

Anyway, that aside, can I be the first to welcome our newly introduced, slightly-naughty-sounding-named, ornithological overlords.. etc..

Darkside

Never mind the vultures! 

Go

Lets have a British bird on the Reg!

Winkypop

Next thing you know... 

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...there'll be a complete pack of bustards!

Or is that flock?

peter garner

Can we have.. 

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the Dodo next?

Peter R.

Hmmmpf ? 

Have any of the green wellied bird brigade actually wondered WHY a bird that builds nests on the open ground in an otherwise emptyish plain has become rare ?

BossHog

I, for one, welcome our new feathered overlords. 

They look delicious!

An ominous cow herd

My God, they've killed Kenny 

Joke

Bustards!...

Robert Grant

"The Great Bustard (Otis tarda) is the world's heaviest flying bird" 

That is one fat bustard.

Chris Bradshaw

Bustard 

Paris Hilton

I'm a little unclear on the IT angle here - is there some link between a bustard and a freetard? Or does the term bust refer to Miss. Hilton's chest area (which anyway I assume would not be free but paid)?

Cucumber C Face

Government in waiting 

Coat

Can they run for election? They'd have to be better than the current set of b*stards in the House of Commons.

I for one welcome (cont p94)

Sarah Bee

Re: Slow News Day??? 

(Written by Reg staff)

In bed with your mum, AC. In bed with your mum.

Dr. Mouse

Dry Spell 

Paris Hilton

"to see Great Bustards breeding after an absence of 177 years is brilliant"

Wow that's a LONG dry spell!

Is there any real need to explain the PH icon here?

Cat Sitting

So SpringWatch is now a news feed? 

It's "Gert" Bustard round here anyway.

John Knight

What - again? 

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What happened to the last lot then? There was a re-introduction of this same species back in the 70's when I lived in Wiltshire

Anonymous Coward

@Peter R 

"Have any of the green wellied bird brigade actually wondered WHY a bird that builds nests on the open ground in an otherwise emptyish plain has become rare ?"

Nothing to do with their nesting habits, I suspect. There are many other birds with similar nesting habits, however they don't weigh 20Kg. Could their local extinction be something to do with them being hunted for their meat? After all a 20Kg bird is going to feed more folk than a brace of pheasant.

Anonymous Coward

A flock of bustards ? 

Coat

.... That'd be a parliament then.

Yeah, the one with the gravy stains down the front.

Anonymous Coward

BOFH 

Coat

Bustard Otis From Hell? Looks like Simon has some competition......

Steve

ahem 

Coat

"the project releases between six and 32 young birds reared from eggs"

Don't you mean the project releases between six and 32 young bustards?

Anonymous Coward

Will it blend 

Coat

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