ISPs frosty on Jacqui's comms surveillance plan
Anonymous Coward
Scrap This Absurd and Stasi-Like Intrusion! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:35 GMT
It is time this project was scrapped. I think on cost grounds alone there is a good excuse to stop. How many terrorists would it catch? Very few. However, I think it would certainly be used for fishing expeditions by the authorities- why else would it be set up without judicial oversight? The current system is best as it forces law enforcement to get the proper paperwork. Without it there'd be no checks and balances. Mere suspicion (often unfounded as in the case of the 'Easter bombers' who weren't) will be enough to get you surveilled. This project won't be derailed by Jacqui's departure; it's more important than any one politician.
Scott
Simple #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:39 GMT

If i was an ISP i'd tell them that if they can't even work out there expenses correctly what chance the good old Gov.UK has there figures right?
2 billion over 10 years seems peanuts and good old Jacki running around blindly as usual when it comes to the internet thinks this will cover it ( and when it turns out that it will cost 10 times this amount who foots the bill, oh yer me because she was so stupid and did her usual and ignored all sound advice and did it anyway) does anyone know who gives these nutters these ideas?
The best news i heard though was good old Gordo is staying on i say keep him for the next 20 years as no one will vote for a party run by this spineless idiot, Vote Green, Free the Weed!!!!
Anonymous Coward
Why am I not surprised... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:55 GMT

"ISPs are worried that the Home Office does not understand the scale of the technical challenge involved in monitoring and storing data on every communication via the internet. They fear the spiralling costs associated with government IT projects and resent being forced to devote resources to the plans."
Someone here is not playing with a straight bat.
ISPs worry that savvy consumers will shop around and the churn cost & bad publicity will increase .or. ISPs use different consultants to the Government/Whitehall to tell them what can be done .or. ISPs can do it and want paying again by the public purse for the data they're extracting from public taxpayer anyway .or. ISPs fear that in the longterm FoI requests will show them and the government up for the cheating twofaced chiselers they are .or. "fill in your own reason".
That the Government/Whitehall couldn't control a kiddies pedal cart, never mind the IT/ID juggernaught they've set in motion, should surprise no one.
Piss people off, yes indeedy it does for this little voter.
Wize
I can imagine all the anonymouse proxys being set up... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:55 GMT
...giving us a secure connection to a point in another country which doesn't watch everyone so much.
Ihre Papiere Bitte!!
Stating the bloody obvious... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:55 GMT

"ISPs are worried that the Home Office does not understand the scale of the technical challenge involved in monitoring and storing data on every communication via the internet."
Well, that *WOULD* be a surprise if they're not understanding it, after all, they've shown such acumen in the past over at uk.gov!
If the ISPs manage to block this, I might not rant about their "unlimited use (subject to terms and conditions that we're not going to tell you)" adverts quite as much...
James
What a great boost ... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:55 GMT

.. for the Post Office !
It'll soon become the most secure way of communicating - Can't see anyone willing to steam open billions of letters a year ......
Graham Marsden
Home Office without a clue, yet again... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:58 GMT

... maybe they'll actually *listen* for once, though, if industry says "no way in hell"...
KazR
If this ever happens.... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:58 GMT

it won't be long before a P2P app is created that will make the info gathered on the wire totally useless. All it has to do is create numerous connections to peers, send some random data and close the connection, repeat.
Chris
NAZI Government can keep its grubby paws off my data... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:08 GMT
Yes that's right, NAZI government can keep its paws off my personal data & communications. ISP's will get my full support if they all stick together and say no.. What can the government do, arrest them all.
Nick L
Jaqui's opportunistic whackiness #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:08 GMT
And how exactly is deep packet inspection going to reveal the contents of SSL/TLS encrypted streams ? Unix users have had Opportunistic Encryption for years of course, but it's about time someone wrote an opportunistic encryption module for Windows. Then anyone can have the ability can make a secure connection direct to any $REMOTE_SERVER that advertises an OE capability, regardless of whether the application protocol is encrypted or not.
Anonymous Coward
Liability or cost #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:08 GMT
If they accept the money for the government to build the surveillance database, they are agents acting on behalf of the government. The requirement to only hand data over in specific cases (in the EU data retention directive) is not met. The data is handed to paid agents of the government always for everyone all the time.
If it's not legal and ISPs do it anyway then they make themselves liable.
It makes no difference whether a CENTRAL database is created under a managing agent of the government, or a DISTRIBUTED database is created with the ISPs acting as managing agents. It's still data from an ISP to an agent of the Government, even if the agent is the ISP itself.
Do MPs fancy having all their communications monitored by a Chief Constable like Bob Quick on a whim? Do MPs fancy Bob popping into the Home Office for meetings with Jacqui Smith with a big thick file of their communications under his arm, to keep the Home Office up to date?
Danny
SHE HAS GONE!!! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:15 GMT

She is being fired on Monday morning - sorry 'has entered into an agreement with the PM' ROFLMAO
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/MPs-Expenses-Home-Secretary-Jacqui-Smith-To-Leave-Cabinet-According-To-Sky-Sources/Article/200906115293720
This calls for a National Holiday!
NB
@graham marsden #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:15 GMT

I really admire your optimism. Shall we review this governments track record on listening to the legitimate concerns of groups that know infinitely more about the area of proposed legislation than said government? No? Fair enough, the conclusion is pretty foregone anyway.
Paris, cos she knows more about the power of the internet than these whitehall wankers
Tom Chiverton
@KazR #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:15 GMT
Err, they have. It's called Tor.
Anonymous Coward
Bloody politicians. #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT

"ISPs are worried that the Home Office does not understand the scale of the technical challenge involved in monitoring and storing data on every communication via the internet."
Of course the Government don't understand. They have no clue about anything at all this lot. And I thought the last lot were bad.
The older I get the more I'm convinced that politicians, are, by their very nature, technically incompetent, morally challenged, money grabbing, useless bastards who only support their own, selfish and extreme agendas.
Unfortunately, sensible, learned, intellectually developed, moral, moderate people don't go into politics. Mark Steel had a great idea about anyone wanting to be a politician should be banned from being one. With the exception of Liberal Democrats. Anyone wanting to be a LD must be OK as they must surely know they'll never get any real power.
Cucumber C Face
Breaking news: there is a God #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT

"Jacqui Smith 'to resign as home secretary' as expenses row continues"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/darling-hoon-expenses-reshuffle
There she is getting her coat - it's the one with the dodgy expense claims and Stasi membership card in the pocket.
Anonymous Coward
Byeee! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT

Just heard that Wacqui is resigning as Home Secretary. Wooo, and indeed, hoo!
Anonymous John
Yay! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT

She's staanding down after the nest reshuffle.
Flugal
A great day! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT

Wahoo \o/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8079205.stm
Good riddance to complete shit.
Jamie Kitson
@Tom Chiverton #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT
Don't think Tor does what KazR describes. Tor is for anonymity, I think KazR was describing flooding the network with meaningless packets.
And yes, it seems Jacqui will be gone within a week, and too hopefully will be the wackiness.
Anonymous Coward
Orange said ... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 12:34 GMT
Orange said: "Orange wishes to ensure that any future proposals in maintaining the use of communications data in this arena are proportionate and with a legal basis and has appropriate safeguards to ensure the protection and security of our customers' data."
Translation: Orange said "we're not doing this, and we're definitely not paying for this with our money, unless there's something worthwhile in it for us. Anyone got Kent Phorm's mobile number?"
Dave Stark
Jacqui's oot! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

According to Auntie, she's slinging her proverbial. And there was much rejoicing!
Bye bye Jacqui. You won't be missed.
Ash
@Danny #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

I... I...
I could cry right now.
Thank you.
Eponymous Cowherd
Re: SHE HAS GONE!!! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

***"This calls for a National Holiday!"***
I wouldn't bother
Blunkett, Clarke, Reid and Smith. All dedicated their time in office to increasing the oppression and surveillance of the UK population. What makes you think the next dickhead* to hold this post will be any different?
* appointed by Brown, ergo dickhead.
Anonymous Coward
Fired! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT
There are reports she is to stand down now anyway, first good thing Gordon Brown has done, a little late though, the rest of us knew she useless from the start!
Pyrrho Huxley
Great for private VPNs #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

Wacky's petty-Stalinist plans are great for the vendors of private VPNs. Time to invest, methinks.
Tony Paulazzo
@ SHE HAS GONE!!! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

Let's just hope and pray that whoever replaces her is less Shadow like and more Vorlon.
John Bayly
@Danny #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

You've just made my day for telling me that. I did have to check a "legit" news service to verify though.
It'll be interesting to see who takes over, and whether they'll continue the insane policies she's been so proud of.
David Webb
Vetting... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT
Odds are a system like this would be used for vetting people into government jobs too, like a teacher. Teacher been using IM? Better check to make sure no one on their friends list is under the age of 18.... Been using myspace? Better check none of their contacts are under 21!
I actually have an idea which will nix the entire thing. Someone start up an email service where you pay 1p to send an email, which affixes a stamp on the email of the queens head. Then it should be classed as normal mail which would protect it, its illegal to intercept the queens mail (all mail is, iirc, the property of the queen) so they would require a warrant every time they wanted to examine your email. May work.
Man Outraged
BBC and SKY reporting she's going - more of the same? #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:00 GMT

BBC and SKY reporting she's going - can we expect more of the same from the identikit replacement liebore politicians or will we finally get a Home Secretary with some balls to stand up to the incessant demands for power from MI5/6, APCO and unelected civil servants?
Anonymous Coward
@Tom Chiverton #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

As long as you don't operate a Tor exit node. If you do her wacquiness' spy kit will record *you* as visiting any terrorist / pron / kiddie-fiddler sites visited by users that exit through your node.
Mycho
PLAYMOBIL!!! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
If anything demands Playmobil it is the moment Jaqui got whacked out of office.
Metalattakk
@ Danny #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
Aye, but which utter nut-job will replace her?
Tony
@SHE HAS GONE!!! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
Well, it's a start.
If Gordon really wants to cheer the nation up, he should have a word with the Russians and see if they have a spare rocket we can strap her and the rest of the cabinet to, along with enough fuel to get it to the sun.
Chika
Heh #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

Given that we have been finding out how untrustworthy politicians have been over the last few weeks, why on earth would I trust them with details of my own net habits?
@Danny
Good to hear!
Ed
Re. her resignation. #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

It's good news, but all of these plans will continue regardless of who is Home Secretary. I also doubt that very much will change even if the current lot lose the next general election.
Anonymous Coward
Re: SHE HAS GONE!!! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
Indeed she has!
However, I do find it sad that she resigned over the expenses silliness rather than the more serious lack of competence.
Cameron Colley
@Danny #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
While I'm one of the many who will be singing "Ding dong, the witch is dead" if she does go -- I fear her replacement may be just as bad.
Billy
Jacqui - gone #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
She's standing down, according to the beeb : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8079205.stm
Nick L : Windows has an opportunistic encryption module afaik, ships by default with the OS I think.
CockKnocker
shes going? #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

Praise be! The mad witch is off! There are no words to express my relief that she is going but may she burn in hell. I feel a few celebratory beers coming on!
Anonymous Coward
Resigned #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

Since she's just resigned ( or at least about to ) this might be put on the backburner for a while....
amanfromMars
The worm has turned ...... now server the people's needs for free with ..... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT
.....the money they allow you to print and which you would abuse and pay yourselves with, so selfishly and lavishly.
Governments, and all those little gangs within Administrations which server Governments ideas [Civil Services] are realising that they are becoming increasingly irrelevant and powerless in a globally connected 24/7 age....... which can so easily expose their lack of Intelligence and leadership, and all of their personal secrets, with the simple placement of a more relevant/an alternate relevant fact which they studiously avoid confronting and commenting on. All credibility on anything that they might then say is lost as they have proven themselves to be less than honestly forthright with an opinion worth sharing and thus have they branded themselves as being devious.
Invariably a question asked and not answered for further investigation indicates a fault line which will render a vulnerability to easily crash a flawed program/project ....... which is serving a hidden agenda which would not be publicly tolerated.
But then Life is such a Bitch ........ with every day being best imagined as a Neureal SurReal Start rather than a Continuation of the Past Servering Past Masters for their Convenience.
Is General Motors not now a communist/socialist enterprise, which proves, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the capitalist system is fatally flawed?
James
I know what I'm doign when it goes live #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

I'm going to have a small script running that sends as many emails from me to me as possible, then then deletes them from my account.
Preferably with a 9.99MB file attached, say a vid of jacki smith saying how this will help and the text with some key words like
BOMB
in it for good measure.
Wonder how long it would take my ISP to give up and cry...
Paris - because we all want to see her emails get leaked - again...
Mark
It is all a big waste of time #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

I spent some time going working with a network attached anti virus device that would scan all traffic coming through it for potential virus' and various malware.
The idea was brilliant, but there was one glaring little hole that didn't get mentioned much.... SSL.
Any data that came through an SSL connection was encrypted so we couldn't scan it to see if it contained malware unless we decrypted it first. It is possible to decrypt data, but it takes time and effort and is not feasible to do to all traffic so anything that came through SSL was ignored.
I would suggest that if this ever takes off everybody will just start using encrypted connections. The ISP's could log it, but it would be bloody meaningless to anybody unless they sat there for a few years decrypting it all (512bit encryption takes a while to break through and everybody can have it nowadays).
After randomly trying to go through a few peoples data and coming up with nothing they will probably give up dur to the prohibitive cost. Or they will demand the ISP's decrypt the data as well and watch them all go out of business....
Another well thought out idea by the Home Office.....
Martin
Ding Dong the Witch is dead #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

This calls for a drink to celebrate.
Anonymous Coward
The only thing is.... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

...who do we CC our emails to now on June 15th?
http://www.ccjacquismith.co.uk/
Oliver
Letters safe? Don't bet on it! #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:02 GMT

@ James Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:48 GMT
"Can't see anyone willing to steam open billions of letters a year ......"
That never stopped the Stasi! And this govt is in that league!
Paris: 'cause she's familiar with packet inspection
Winkypop
Good news week #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:06 GMT

The whackster herself is departing......
: )
Brentonian
what would be the point. #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:06 GMT
It would be bloody easy to get round this sort of monitoring.
Even if you did something visible I have 3 unlocked wi-fi points within range of my flat so that would be plan A,
Plan B , download a wi-fi sniffer and then get access. 'cough' so I have been told, by a fat bloke down the pub.
Aimee
Well... #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 14:06 GMT

By Wize Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 11:41 GMT
...giving us a secure connection to a point in another country which doesn't watch everyone so much.
Like Iran!!!
As for WJ, she is just one more to drink from the poisoned chalice, they have all tried to out do their predecessor at the expense of the citizen, we shall not forget them come voting day.