"That'd be bolts in the cars, not the owners."
That joke only really works with nuts ...
Also, what's the difference between a Tesla Roadster and a hedgehog?
>" Unlike most such recalls, the service will begin with "house call" to he owner's home or office, where a Telsa tech will determine whether the Roadster needs to be taken into the shop for repairs that "will include a complimentary, full-vehicle inspection and software upgrade." "
Hey (tinfoil hat on), do you suppose that the real problem is a software bug so hideously awful and life-threatening that they'd rather pretend the wheels were about to fall off, just because it would be less embarrassing and give them an excuse to upgrade the faulty software...?