...thank the lord.

Well, she could also consider a change in career in a year or two...

Fwap... i mean bap... i mean BACKache may be a real problem for her, to further her career its probably the right move :)

Paris, because she's put her back into furthering her career :P

There's something very wrong with the world when a woman will mutilate herself for such a ridiculous reason.

IT? Eh? Where am I? I'm not even sure what game she's playing.

IT angle? It was the camera angle I was more concerned about.

Might help here - and I'm sure some sports bra manufacturer could come up with something better than she is wearing there, and get advertising out of it!

Well, in an act of TOTAL selflessness, I'd like to offer my services as her personal Jub-restrainer. I'll run around behind her, offering full support from my (pre-warmed) cupped palms to ensure her wubbas don't boing around too much.

I'm breast^H^H^H^H^H^Hspeachless.

Not having 70ft long legs has really held back my ambitions to compete in the high jump. But as soon as I get the surgery I feel certain that my natural abilities will allow me to smash the current world record.

If life give you lemons, make lemonade.

Kournikova forged a pretty decent modelling career once she gave up that tennis nonsense, and she was doing a lot better in the world rankings than this girl was.

(I've just realised how terribly sexist that sounds)

They were supposed to have cut the right ones off to make archery easier.

She can play with... *SMACK* Sorry Mrs Wok... erm... I was watching tennis dear. What do you mean I don't like tennis? I do now, I think it's quite *SMACK* sorry dear, sorry... sorry...)

more than a mouthful is a waste.

Mines the one with calipers in the pocket.

for me the footage was spoilt by the needless tittering from the audience.

Paris.............. she has balls as well

... is a straight read blooded bloke supposed to comment on a story like this without risking a lifetime ban from the Moderatrix?

Well, I couldn't play tennis that well if I had those things bouncing around in front of me. I have enough trouble with the middle aged spread bouncing around...

Pleeeeeease sign: tennis would be "flat" without it

http://www.petitiononline.com/sisice/petition.html

I agree that from our* point of view the reduction surgery is going to be a real shame. If only she could go for helium additions to reduce the weight *and* ensure perkiness in the future! Alas I'm guessing it's the momentum more than the weight which is causing her issues.

Real fans of the lass should go for a different approach.

Set up a fund with enough cash in it for her to reverse the surgery. If she gets to 200th position she gets the cash, if she doesn't the fund gets used as suggested.

*male interested in the female half of the species

PH - because deep down inside we're all in favour of women getting on top

Entrapment. You draw our attention to a woman tennis player's breasts (so far, so meeting the readership's needs of news from the cutting edge of IT) and entice us to make comments.

I just know if I do comment I'll get pounced on by la moderatrix. You're not getting me like that again. I thought the resolution and date transfer rates of the youtube video were pretty poor, although I recognise traffic rates affect the user experience.

If she does that the phrase "Tits up" will have such diminished impact.

Paris because ... well ... Paris would never.

I have to say apart from their purely aesthetic value I can see why she would be troubled by them.

They bounce much and no mistake.

I presume she has tried the best athletic bras on offer and found no relief.

Good luck to her I say....

a 20 second click wouldn't have been sufficient so you went for the 5 minute one

Sod the IT angle, what about the humanitarian angle? Big boobs like that and STILL underage in the US! Luckily us Brits get to look at those boobs without fear of the Jail Bait mentality!

...exquisite!

Whilst I understand her reasons for the reduction op, it's still a bit of a shame to change such a fantastic figure purely so she can be better at her sport.

That is all

I'll be happy to hold them for her to relieve any stress... Must watch more tennis.

Paris because she could do with whatever gets chopped off.

Hmmmmm Yummy

Puting a knife to those would be a crime against babys...

now you would'nt condone child abuse now would you...

Aside from being slightly pervy its far more interesting than Andy vs Tipsy over on the Beeb at the moment.

In the Yorkshire vernacular of course...

What's T'IT angle?

....excellent work, keep it up.

Paris, for reasons that probably need little explanation.

See, it is not that hard to take the time to properly investigate the story and to get some media to help bring the story home.

Maybe a technology based solution could help, some sort of robot hands that move to counter act any imbalance caused caused from the motion of the breasts.

Further Research is definitely required. Maybe we should get her in for a consultation?

It's a wonder she hasn't knocked her own teeth out.