To find the Norks on google #
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:09 GMT
Disable Safesearch.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:09 GMT
...once I realised that this was NOT news that Google image search was going to somehow block pictures of jumper spuds.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:09 GMT
I thought it was a floating tank for his sharks..
all he needs now are the freakin' lasers..
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:09 GMT
...that we won't be seeing North Korea Street View any time soon, then.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:38 GMT
So he ate shark's fin soup four times a week, sushi once a week and dog soup* on Sundays. Does that mean that even the Dear Leader is only eating six times a week, in solidarity with his starving compatriots?
* Eating dog is quite rare in Korea, according to a non-scientific poll of the three Koreans I know. Two (from Seoul) said "Ew! No!", and one (from the countryside) said "Yeah, so?"
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:38 GMT
Have I just been away for too long? When did "Nork" stop referring to a mammary gland and start being the definition for a country run by a spiky-haired tit?
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:38 GMT
he'll be "wonely, so wonely" (team america reference)
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:44 GMT
What breed of dog goes into the soup? They cant all taste the same, can they?
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:46 GMT
Surely Google does not want to provide to much help for any military operations by
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 13:46 GMT
You know, if you spelt "ronery" right you wouldn't have to point out that it was supposed to be a Team America reference.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 16:33 GMT
They are both wrong since Koreans don't mix up R and L. That's Japanese and even then R will sound like L and L will sound like L. So 'lonely' ain't a ploblem word.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 16:33 GMT
Surely this calls for a reconstruction of the entire nation... In Playmobil.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 16:33 GMT
I'm guessing detailed mapping has been removed to stop the somewhat wilder American patriot citizens from planning their own assault on North Korea, given that they probably think Obama's decision not to start World War III (at least not quite yet) shows that he's a lilly-livered yellow-bellied pacifist.
Seriously though, this is a bit odd - why have Google done this? Maybe it's to stop NK officials from easily looking at maps of their own country - but then the satellite views would have to go too. Bizarre.
Paris, because she's always visible via Google... more so when you disable SafeSearch.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 19:44 GMT
My thoughts exactly. I was most disappointed.
That is a nice floating swimming pool, though.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 19:44 GMT
...when the US nukes it off the map.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 19:44 GMT
Google preparing for next friday, after North Korea foolishly lobs a nuke into Japan/South Korea on Thusday afternoon, and the US/Russians/Chinese blank North Korea from the map Thursday evening.
Then many North Koreans will be able to travel the world as they drift down out of the fallout
PS Wheres the Mushroom cloud icon?
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 19:44 GMT
That there did used to be maps? Given western cartographers arent likely to have been welcomed in at any point in the last 50 years, I can't see that the maps wouldve existed in the first place. It's more likely they were never there than that they've been pulled.
Even tourist mecca Cuba is largely blank on the map front beyond place names an major roads.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 19:44 GMT
I'm pretty sure google maps view of NK has always been like this. People have only started noticing because of the recent events.
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 22:31 GMT
Interesting point.
However you failed to take into account that in the aforementioned movie Kim clearly +is+ ronery.
(albeit for comic effect, rather than linguistic verissimilitude)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCmqzrFL26M
Posted Friday 29th May 2009 22:31 GMT
Hmm, I also think Google Maps has always been blank for North Korea. "Censored" is right about cartographers being most unwelcome: visitors must hand-over any GPS devices to customs on arrival, or risk trial! But you can download older editions of US (1950s) and Soviet military maps (mid 1980s) from lots of places on the web.
(US 1:250,000) http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/ams/korea/ from the
(US 1:50,000) http://www.koreanwar.org/html/korean_war_topo_maps.html
(Soviet 1:200,000) http://poehali.org/maps , Russian interface
The icon is for unwary Western geocachers :-(
Posted Saturday 30th May 2009 09:54 GMT
The Korean character, riul, is for both R and L sound phonetically.
Check out the word Olympics written in Korean characters. The second character will be riul.
Posted Sunday 31st May 2009 10:13 GMT
All it needs is a few lovely party girls out sunning on the deck. I'm sure he can make that happen by throwing a couple bowls of corn flakes to the locals.
Posted Monday 1st June 2009 09:09 GMT
apparently has Norks that are visible from space.
Posted Monday 1st June 2009 13:49 GMT
@Matthew Ellen
Sadly, that was my first thought too. I should get out more.
Paris, because she's familiar with them.