I sometimes see Jesus at the bottom of a beer glass. Usually around my 8th of the day.

I'm a bit distressed about some subtle anti-Marmite bias in this article.

definitely Zappa

why as of late have we had multi posts on the same article !!

especially as trivial as this one !!

if a story is good enough to be re-posted why not just bump the original up again

It is getting annoying re-reading stuff.

it looks like some beardy hippie with a big fat dooby in his mouth

how can they see something that looks like someone who is a made up creation of the god squad? i mean if JC really even did exist i dont think he was a white guy was he? :)

...He appears to be sticking out his tongue at her.

Texas couple finds Jesus in a Cheeto

Updated: Monday, 18 May 2009, 7:49 AM EDT

Published : Monday, 18 May 2009, 7:47 AM EDT

DALLAS - A Dallas couple says they found Jesus in a cheese snack.

Dan and Sarah Bell bought a bag of Cheetos at a gas station.

"I had eaten most of the ones out of my hand and this one was still left laying there and I said 'Oh my gosh, look at this! It really looks like a person in a robe praying,'" Sarah Bell said.

She showed her husband.

"I just looked over and I went wow! It does look like... it looks like a praying Jesus," Dan Bell said.

The couple nicknamed it "Cheesus". They said they believe it's a reminder of blessings from God.

"But primarily I think it's a funny Cheeto," Sarah Bell added

While it does look a little like a person it is nowhere near as good as the cheese sarnie.

And marmite is lubbly and not satans jiz.

Got that special birthmark as well.

sheesh - religion is so last century, who really bothers with it any more?

ttfn

A great reason to become religious. Because let's face it, if Jesus wants to make his presence known, he's going to do it through Marmite.

The only surprise here is that they haven't (yet) tried to sell the lid on eBay.

" she was poised to poison son Robbie, 4, with Marmite on toast"

I guess we know not what side of the Marmite line (why does that sound rude?) Lester Haines is on, then.

And by the way, of all these "I found an image of Jesus in (insert whatever here)", this is the least Jesus-y of the lot. Doesn't even look like a face.

... forward a link to "Lenin in my shower curtain" to everyone who thinks they've seen a face so it must be Jesus?

Worshipping a blob of marmite seems to be the textbook definition of idol worship.

Nope, it's Zappa. He's on the good ship SS Mould too.

At least that was my response. Either shes a canny operator and will sell this so some bible bashing sucker on ebay for a small fortune, or more likely , shes just another credulous inbred village idiot with zero concept of the idea of random chance producing vaguely face like patterns. With people this dumb in the population is it any wonder that religion gets such a toehold in all civilisations?

is what it looks like to me.

Silly season starts earlier and earlier every year. Is it related to global warming?

'tis the food of the God(s)!

but being such a scynic if it does look like the holy one, someones put it into photo shop and rotate/twisted it slightly

Still i'd rather have ol JC in my marmite lid than mould

"Allen admitted she isn't very religious"...

“I often see Jesus’ face in a lot of things I do."....

Best you pretend to be religious love, it's the only way you can get away with seeing things, and listening to voices that aren't there without getting locked up!

It's Richard!

http://www.lfgcomic.com

Or perhaps it's just a bit of Marmite...

And as he said: "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you." Obviously this woman is taking his advice.

at seeing faces in things aren't we.

Just one of the optimisations in the human brain - dedicated facial recognition circuits mean that often we get a "face" signal for really weak images.

Ho hum...

I'm not going to hail our new yeast based overlords...