Dell-4-Blacks(tm), SlantIDell, and more great new marketing ideas
For starters, Dell needs a Dell-4-Blacks(tm)*. The shuffling-and-jiving strangely-dressed black customer says:
"Damn! That shore am a nice computah! Ah gotta git me one of 'um!" Customer then 'axts' some more questions about the Dell-4-Blacks(tm) then proceeds to diss all other brands of PCs and buys the Dell-4-Blacks(tm) because "They's a company what obvioushly understands muh needs."
But why stop there? As long as Dell's basing things on outdated stereotypes and carving up the world into neat little categories based on meaningless physical attributes (meaningless as applied to computing anyway), let's have these too:
- Del, for short people
- SlantIDell, for Asians because they all look the same and have the same needs
- DellDominator, for those pesky Germans who as we all know still have secret plans to take over the world, again
Well you can see that the possibilities are endless! Dell rules!
Now I'm embarrassed to admit to even owning any Dells :(
* NOTE: All stereotypes above are to make a point and do not represent author's beliefs about "those people".