It's becoming increasingly evident that a prerequisite for establishing a European dictatorship is that the candidate surrender a testicle in the heat of battle. Following last year's revelation that Hitler lost a 'nad in 1916 during the Battle of the Somme, a historian has now claimed that Franco was similarly monorchic - the …
for the heads-up on this. I'll avoid becoming a fascist dictator if I can, because I value keeping my balls. I can use them when I think of the attached
their is a difference between a dictator and a dick taker.
Steve Jobs only has one!
You heard it here first!
Wow. Those dictators...
...are really a bunch of nuts.
and Maggie Thatcher ...
hasn't even go one testicle (as far as we know). Factor 2 on the facist scale!
So they really were all compensating for something.
Does this rule only apply to Fascists...?
Was one of Stalin's stolen...?
Had Mao-ie got an owie...?
Was Pol Potless...?
...and Komeini did the Ayatollah have?
Inquiring minds, and all that...
From the Spanish Civil War to the restoration
From Monorchy to Monarchy
So for a *really* evil fascist dictator?!!
Jacqui Smith has none!
At a slight tangent...
Stalin had a little lamb
It gave him naughty urges
He put it up against the wall
And shot it, in the Purges.
Bastard, beat me to it.
Flawed theory though, Gordon should be Emperor of the universe by now though, he's dropped that many bollocks.
Surely it would be a bunch of nut?
I was there!
Well, I lived in Spain from 1968 to 1977.
I was in college 25th November '75 when Franco was finally declared dead, after several days of seeing him stiffed-out in front of TVE, when the Spanish TV broadcasters finally conceded the bastard checked out.
Within 48 hours all the magazine stalls had the most explicit porn mags you can imagine and cinemas released the likes of Last Tango in Paris and Clockwork Orange. No-one gave a f**k about democracy, they just wanted to have a good w**k within the privacy of their homes or the shared environment of a smelly, smoked out cinema... Don't ask.
Previously you risked arrest if seen on a street with two or more friends, as it was considered a political meeting. You and your friends could disappear for up to a month before your families found where you were held and once in a while you would not return. Ever.
Anyway, it would not be a surprise to me to learn Frankie Franco had less than a full complement of balls.
Paris because she'd have got away somehow!
Is there a correlation here? Did they all lose the left one, resulting in a bias to the right? Do communist dictators lose the right one?
Always wondered what was wrong with Roosevelt...now I know
Paris...because she knows one from two
Only has one ball. Sort of. And he couldn't even get that right.
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