The shock news earlier this week that an Oompa-Loompa, Tinky Winky and Spiderman had been cuffed after a nasty bout of fisticuffs at a Devon holiday camp prompted readers to demand an answer to that most pressing of questions: When the Tellytubbies and the Chocolate Factory employees go head-to-head, who's the last man standing …
"someone he believes will slip under Blighty's immigration radar"
"an extremist Liberal pro-abortion suicide bomber armed with an AK47."
It's funny because it's true.
Yay, it's Friday!!!
Thanks for the piccies. Now I know it all really happened.
Some say that Tinkie Winkie was the more light hearted and less agressive of the Teletubbies what with the tu tu and all. I hate to see what La La's and Dipsies tag team could do!
It's so beautiful...
I may just kill myself now (It being a bit sunny and all), I don't think I will ever see a more awesome image ever :D
And happy Friday to you all.
Bring on the trumpets!
damn i love you guys! haha made my day pulling cat5 cable and now this
Oi! El Reg!
Any chance we can get prints of these timeless classics? Or how about desktop wallpaper sizes?
Mine eyes! Mine eyes!
Wacqui Jacqui as Spidey? Pass the brain-bleach
And I had doubts that the event ever occurred, I'm such an IDIOT!
Anyway it's about time the Umpa Lumpas got a good kicking, to quote the Professor from Futurama - "Tell them I hate them."
"It's funny because it's true."
Yep, and then we look on in dismay as said extremist Liberal pro-abortion suicide bomber armed with an AK47 is then given jobseekers allowance, NHS care for those limbs so carelessy blown off, disability allowance for those aforementioned limbs, a council house and also wins a Government sweepstake allowing 1 member of the family to join them in the UK for every Ghurka denied access.
How I love this country...at least it's Friday so I drink myself into a state where I am no longer aware of anything, just floating on the delicious cloud of fantasy.
The blood on the chin of that lass makes me curl up in a foetal position and protect my main man, it also put me off World according to Garp... John L was one twisted boy to put that in his book!
You are all under arrest...
...for putting indecent images online for all to see, and for copyright violation. Wacqui Jacqui as Spiderman (Spiderwoman?) indeed.
Ah.. but did she get it on expenses ???
Brightens my Friday
However I need to know one thing. Who do I have to bribe to get your job Lester? Cus really there are times you seem to have way to much fun.
It only proves how evil the wacqui one is....
When Optimus is helpless while in her force-field. The world as we know it is coming to a horrid end.
Jacqui as spidey
Wouldn't she be better as Darth Vader or Jabba the Hutt
Love the playmobil/photoshop mash ups though, keep up that darn fine work Lester.
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