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Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:08 GMT
<null> as a first name, that one would upset sql databases
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:08 GMT
<null> as a first name, that one would upset sql databases
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:08 GMT
So what if they want to name their kid Q? Why should the government care?
Worse case scenario if they lose their appeal, they could name the child Queue...
IT Angle?
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:49 GMT
I'm sure with all the coverage of the new film, El Reg readers today are thinking less of a Bond gadgeteer and more of an omnipotent, obnoxious twat that introduced the federation to the borg.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:49 GMT
... are from blokes named Mike. Are they all related? Enquiring minds demand an answer.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:49 GMT
is where they probably got it from.
Cheers, the token Security Guard, (episode 87).
Red T-shirt please.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:49 GMT
"IT Angle?"
Well a queue is another name for a FIFO stack.... ;-)
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
I present an XKCD cartoon, to show how evil I could have been :)
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
At least they didn't call it "P".
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
"Why should the government care?"
Beats me, but social services should open a case file right now. These people are clearly bonkers and the poor kid is going to have a rough time in the playground just because two twats decided to have their day in the papers.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
hang your head in shame El Reg!
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
Spy 1: "My child is named 'Q'"
Spy 2: "There are stranger names in the valley"
<They swap briefcases and exit in opposite directions>
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
Well they could be more scwred and name the boy:
Queue'); Drop Table Students;--
That should realy do fun things to systems in the future.
See source at Exploits of a Mom: http://xkcd.com/327/
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
"IT Angle?"
Well, the Q from James Bond would be well worthy of a mention here, and I'm sure I'm not the only geek here who associates the letter Q with a character famously played by a certain Mr John de Lancie. If that isn't of interest to the IT community then I don't know what is.
(Thumbs up because it's the closest I can get to snapping my fingers.)
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 13:50 GMT
Perhaps they are trekkies and have great plans for their sprog.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 14:34 GMT
... why not letter of the alphaebt.
Case in point: Paris.
OTOH, if Paris was named after a letter in the alphabet it had to be Q.
(So the movie title "One night in Q" would still be funny).
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 14:34 GMT
... Any IT Sci-fI geek with half a brain knows the parents are innocently naming their little-un after the mysterious 'Q'. Possibly the greatest Star Trek TNG 'villain' of all time....
Thnk of the omnipotent beings for christs sakes....
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 14:34 GMT
Could the child have a middle name of 'uit'?
Maybe they could have a competition to seek alternatives - I can think of 25 right off the top of my head..
ttfn
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 14:52 GMT
Now pay attention? It actually took me a few seconds to realize that, since this was a British site, the reference was to one Mr. Bond.... as opposed to Captain Jean-Luc Picard... du vaisseau spatiale Enterprise.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 14:52 GMT
I friend was going to name his son EVIL but had a daughter so she was named bubble.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 15:02 GMT
So when it died it would be an....
XP!!!
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 15:28 GMT
What does the letter "Q" sound like when uttered by a Swede? Why not name him queue, or cue, or ckuuu or something ridiculous like that.
Seems that where they live is pronounced like an "r". Perhaps the whole region is obsessed with Scrabble.
Doctor: Congratulations! It's a girl. Now lets see....the letters we have to choose from are: L, B, O and 3 E's. Not much to work with there.... hmmmmm.... Oh and your daughter was born on 5 May, so that gives you a triple letter score at least.
They are only naming him Q becuase they want him to grow up to be a high value citizen.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 15:28 GMT
Except of course that the name "Paris" has been around for as long as Paris the french city has been so known, given that he was a character in the Trojan war, as mentioned in Homer's Iliad, which was written approx 5th century ...
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 20:03 GMT
"0x51" (mildly pronouncable as "ocksee" or maybe "Otzi") as be acceptable? Maybe the EBCDIC encoding would sound better, but is anyone really that crazy?
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 20:03 GMT
<Insert witty comment here>
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 20:03 GMT
I upgraded a PC in a German office that had a Star Trek wallpaper, and the girl who it belonged to had the hair, clothes and mannerisms of a vulcan. Working in IT I bit my lip but I burst out laughing when I was introduced to her boss, who was a total ringer for Picard and was doubtless boldly going... Anyway, if the Swedes are Trekkers then they will try to name all their children Q.
Posted Wednesday 6th May 2009 23:32 GMT
They wanted to call the kid IQ, but didn't know how to spell it.
Alright, alright, I'm going already..
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 08:59 GMT
giving your child a crap / stupid name is not big and its not clever, remember they will pick your old peoples home....
i am sure you dont want to be in 'beatem and killem home for the infirm' do you?
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 08:59 GMT
Does it have a local shop for the local people?
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 08:59 GMT
Are your Saying Mr.& Mrs Hilton consulted Homer's Iliad before naming their daughter ?
Paris, coz she is being discussed. ;-)
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 10:47 GMT
After the quantum-bit and the first recorded unit of length (about 52cm apparently).
Then your offspring has career opportunities in both IT and hip-hop.
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 12:53 GMT
I'm saying it's not unreasonable for Mr + Mrs Hilton to name their kid after, well, a name. Like you would find in a baby book list of names.
If their other kids were called Geneva, Barcelona and Cornwall you might have a point.
It's like saying why did they choose the same surname as a chain of hotels - misses the moon by looking at the pointing finger.
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 18:40 GMT
the most popular, in no particular order, being: Q, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 23:06 GMT
to Mr and Mrs The Winged Serpent
"It's name is Quetzalcoatl... just call it Q, that's all you'll have time to say before it tears you apart!"