Oompa-Loompa and Tinky Winky cuffed for drunken brawl
Devon cops yesterday cuffed an Oompa-Loompa, Tinky Winky and Spiderman following a drunken fancy dress punch-up at a Devon holiday camp. According to the Sun, officers were called to the Welcome Family Holiday Park in Dawlish at around 1am yesterday after 20 pissed holidaymakers laid into each other, in the process allegedly …
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dippidy do
I doubt I'm going to be the first to say this but......
Pictures please, or it didn't happen.
Get the toys out.
Playmobil, now!
Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her.
I dear...
I imagine tinky winky could give a good bashing with his handbag!
Excellent!
Reminds me of that pic from a year or so back with someone (in drag?) being stretchered away from a nightclub while two people in rabbit costumes look on. Anyone got a link for that? Or maybe my medication was particularly special at that time...
Will nobody think of the children?
This is going to do nothing good for the developing psyches of any underage witnesses.
Still, as everyone else has said, POIDH.
Actually..
I would imagine Spiderman being involved in a brawl, it's what he does, generally..
Was Haeey Hill on the bill?
I like Teletubbies and I like Oompa Loompa's, but wich is best?
There's only one way to find out.............
Crap
The reg is turning into a rag publishing this kind of story. If it had a vague IT angle it would be reasonable but its just puerile crap.
Ah, takes me back
to the days of Wolfie vs The Three Pigs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8MmcLEXH8
More...
...puerile crap please.
Especially when it involves people in padded suits smacking seven shades out of one another.
Also I'd like to sign up for the reconstruction petition. Hie the down to ToysRus as I don't suppose playmobile runs to all the characters involved.
"Get the toys out"
Thirded.
Full speed ahead with more of this stuff.
"Devon holiday camp"
Huts in a field
Wire perimeter fence
Uniformed staff
Awoken to a PA system
Communal meals
Regular parades
(cue: Great escape music....)
The moderatrix gave you an order!!
BOOOOOOO!
Please whip me....
Weighing into the fight...
... I fourth the motion for Playmobil, it's your duty to the public.
Can we have one character representing Alze looking sad and lonely, cause that much is obvious.
Re: Get the toys out.
"Playmobil, now!
Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her."
I would much prefer to see real people beat the shit out of Wacqui Jacqui.
Re: Crap
*point at Alze*
Boooooooo
In other topics. When I read the title I thought the note was going to be about a drunken Google employee... Was I the only one?
Jesus! (didn't wade in)
Quoting The Sun? Who's more in need of readers, El Reg or The Dandy, sorry The Sun?
Oh! Come on...
... over to Magaluf.
"Whatever the case, we'd pay good money to see either of them go head-to-head with the Smurfs, the Shaolin Temple kung fu monks and Chuck Norris..."
Get yourself over to Magaluf then where we witness such scenes every night with a few Wilma Flintstones and the 118 118 men for good measure.
The heart, as apparently it's all in the name of love when these stags and hens finally sober up enough to get married.
My money's on ...
Tink-Winky.
But I demand a Playmobil reconstruction, preferable with the assistance of the constabulary. and CCTV coverage if they weren't switched off.
Also, I've heard that OompaLoompa's ID card was out of date.
Teletubbies vs Oompa-Loompah
Well, Tubbies are tubby. They eat junk food and don't do much. Oompa-Loompahs are hard-working guys, hoisting sacks of cocoa beans and grinding sugar, day in day out. They'd kick the Tubbies to somewhere there's no stomach reception.
@ Sarah...
Just one little comment and you rule the world. Use your power wisely...
Paris, 'cause I can't have Sarah
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