Devon cops yesterday cuffed an Oompa-Loompa, Tinky Winky and Spiderman following a drunken fancy dress punch-up at a Devon holiday camp. According to the Sun, officers were called to the Welcome Family Holiday Park in Dawlish at around 1am yesterday after 20 pissed holidaymakers laid into each other, in the process allegedly …
I doubt I'm going to be the first to say this but......
Pictures please, or it didn't happen.
Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her.
I imagine tinky winky could give a good bashing with his handbag!
Reminds me of that pic from a year or so back with someone (in drag?) being stretchered away from a nightclub while two people in rabbit costumes look on. Anyone got a link for that? Or maybe my medication was particularly special at that time...
This is going to do nothing good for the developing psyches of any underage witnesses.
Still, as everyone else has said, POIDH.
I would imagine Spiderman being involved in a brawl, it's what he does, generally..
I like Teletubbies and I like Oompa Loompa's, but wich is best?
There's only one way to find out.............
The reg is turning into a rag publishing this kind of story. If it had a vague IT angle it would be reasonable but its just puerile crap.
to the days of Wolfie vs The Three Pigs.
Everyone point at Alze and go "boooooo".
...puerile crap please.
Especially when it involves people in padded suits smacking seven shades out of one another.
Also I'd like to sign up for the reconstruction petition. Hie the down to ToysRus as I don't suppose playmobile runs to all the characters involved.
* Points at Alze - booooooooo!
Full speed ahead with more of this stuff.
Huts in a field
Wire perimeter fence
Awoken to a PA system
(cue: Great escape music....)
Playmobil fix needed!
Please whip me....
is it Friday all ready?
FFS mate, it's in Bootnotes!
... I fourth the motion for Playmobil, it's your duty to the public.
Can we have one character representing Alze looking sad and lonely, cause that much is obvious.
Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her."
I would much prefer to see real people beat the shit out of Wacqui Jacqui.
*point at Alze*
In other topics. When I read the title I thought the note was going to be about a drunken Google employee... Was I the only one?
Booooo! *pointing optional*
But he's right.....
I thought that too....
Quoting The Sun? Who's more in need of readers, El Reg or The Dandy, sorry The Sun?
Boooooo Hissssss Boooooo
*point at Alze*
I fart in your general direction!
... over to Magaluf.
"Whatever the case, we'd pay good money to see either of them go head-to-head with the Smurfs, the Shaolin Temple kung fu monks and Chuck Norris..."
Get yourself over to Magaluf then where we witness such scenes every night with a few Wilma Flintstones and the 118 118 men for good measure.
The heart, as apparently it's all in the name of love when these stags and hens finally sober up enough to get married.
But I demand a Playmobil reconstruction, preferable with the assistance of the constabulary. and CCTV coverage if they weren't switched off.
Also, I've heard that OompaLoompa's ID card was out of date.
Well, Tubbies are tubby. They eat junk food and don't do much. Oompa-Loompahs are hard-working guys, hoisting sacks of cocoa beans and grinding sugar, day in day out. They'd kick the Tubbies to somewhere there's no stomach reception.
You missed out an apostrophe, dullard.
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