Harsh, but fair.

well placed and just the right one too :D

where remains from a previous zombie outbreak had been sealed in drums, but some how one had leaked and started a new outbreak. Right at the end of the film, the survivors were in a cellar where some of these drums were and there was an emergency phone number on the side of them. In desperation & hope they called the number. It connected to a Big Red Phone on some military chief's desk. The chief asked their location and then the scene cuts to B52s being scrambled and the survivor's location being nuked off the map. Classic ending to the film, but can't remember the name of it :o)

shouldn't they be saying go for a "shower" instead of go to your destruction?

Good to see the americans finally showing their true colours!

Absolutely fantastic. It just doesn't get any better than that.

Let's hope New Yorkers don't get wind of this - they're panicked enough as it is.

...the new administration'd be softies, eh? You have to admit, it's the hard-assed way to quell any possible comments about not taking security seriously! Black helicopter, cause that's the only way I'm travelling anywhere near there in future...

How people over-react to flu. It would be one thing if this were a repeat of the 1918, but come on folks...it's not even close.

Must say its a bit OTT given there only dieing of the flu, happens all the time. Some years more than others. Always new strains but alas this time we have the global interactive edition. What next, knee-graz watch gone up a level as little jonny fell over 2 minutes ago and a minute after that pier in france also hurt his knee, though details are scetchy atm if he actual fell.

Have to love the media's take, global warming the next hinting at overcrowding of populations and then crying in the other direction because somebody died of the flu. How many people die of the `flu` each year overall worldwide, anybody actualy looked at the whole picture. Lets face it, more people die in African of the flu each year than some would care to admit.

I personaly crisin this event Manbirdpig after the southpark episode http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Ha ha ha!

Three cheers for America!! Thank God that they are here to protect us from all evils and act as fair, unbiased, non-paranoid police for the whole planet. Our world would be rubbish without them telling us, quite rightly, how fantastic they are and how we are all better off letting them rule us as they do.

God bless them, each and every one!

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Assuming it is a typo. Isn't it?

Hello?

Hello?

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Who else has images of BSE-esque pyres of burning Mexicans?

Beg Pardon, Secretary? Is that *really* what you meant to say?!

I notice on the linked page there is no color coded Avian-Porcine Threat Advisory level!

Proceed to your destination, proceed to your destruction -- tomato tomahto...

First an exam, then destruction.

That is very wasteful. If you are going to destroy them anyway, why bother with the exam?

Look at all the money I am saving the US gov. They should send me a cheque... Not that I would touch it without a biohazard suit.

But they put a footnote admitting the boo-boo, so it is still funny.

That movie was called "Return of the Living Dead"

It reads "destination".

She has slipped up an revealed the actual plan for reducing the problems of food/water/land shortages, green house problems, and over population in one fell swoop. Oh well I guess it's ok to tell everyone now. See they pump out a strain of the flu that will kill off the people that the government has determined are "redundant"... for the good of all man kind of course. Yeah good of all man kind, that's it. Those that are deemed worthy of surviving will then enjoy a happy life inside a US Government approved bubble.

Typically, flu deaths are in the heartland, after the new virus has built up virulance by passing through several people.

Those on the coasts tend to get milder cases.

So... the better a job we do i preventing infection, the more ppl will die.

Paris just because.

I think Janet should hire amanfrommars to write all her speeches and statements from now on.

I'm serial

I'm super serial.

The following was posted on a US forum:

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His Saviorness, El Presidente Obama, had one of his thuggish lieutenants, Napolitano, send a secret memo to the Department of Propaganda stating it is Obama's policy to kill and disappear people infected with pig flu, or "H1N1" as it is known by its secret CIA/FEMA codename! Then when the plan was discovered they claimed it was just a mistake and changed the part where it said people would be sent to "an isolation room ... before proceeding to their destruction" to saying they would proceed to their "destination." I think we all know where that is.

Obama is clearly using this to purge his enemies! Did the government create this "H1N1" project as a tool to induce mass hysteria and as an excuse to impose martial law and a Stalinist dictatorship ruled by Obama together with Hugo Chavez like has been Obama's plan from the beginning? These are questions that must be answered!

See the whitewashed memo here!

http://www.dhs.gov/ynews/releases/pr_1241056994692.shtm

The Register courageously broke this story. They must know how much danger they are in for having done so! Obama's jack booted henchmen will not let them escape!

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So my question: does FEMA still have its own fleet of black helicopters, or does it charter the UN's?