Didn't any of those idiots ever see The Andromeda Strain?

Man will destroi itselfe due to its own curiosity.

They sai that: Crab has lost its head, because of its curiosity!

How stupid this people are. Thinking that because they are scientists, PhDs, etc, they can do anything and go as far as they want to, putting the entire world in the line of fire.

I wonder why they didn't made this experiment in the Space Station? Scared about the result? Not sure about what they are going into?

May God (whereve God) have mercy of our soul!!

SPACE THRUSH, itchy astro-fannies ahoy.

He's obviously

a) Catholic

b) Foreign

c) Fucked up

Blame the Nazi Pope. Or any previous incumbents.

All religion is Bollocks. Except maybe Budhism. But that's more a way of life...

I wonder how a batch of imperial stout comes out if it's brewed in microgravity.

It seems like amanfrommars went to space, met some bacteria and is evolving...

it is well known from movies that cosmic radiation triggers high mutation rate, which helps bacteria to evolve more malignant and drug-resistent.

This is obviously part of Obama's plan to make America better liked by improving the quality of its beer (not difficult).

Maybe they could fashion a beer goggle (monoggle?) for the Hubble Space Telescope. Now that's what I call science!

... a trio of female rappers with hygiene problems?

A: The Yeasty Girls

(Don't worry, I'm leaving)

Never seen a TARDIS?

The article clearly stated they are using BAKER's yeast, not brewer's yeast, an entirely different critter. So no Imperial stouts or other tasty beverages. I'm not sure I'd want to drink something fermented with mutated space yeast anyway. I'll stick with tried and true English Ale or California Ale strains from White Labs, with an occasional lager or Hefeweizen.

American beer would be much better if they'd stop making it out of rice. That's right-- rice! Budweiser is NOT beer.